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Brooke and Jeffrey

Phone Tap: Timid Ben Swingers Cruise

10 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the premise of Timid Ben's cruise adventure?

0.031 - 26.295 Hoda Kotb

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26.315 - 30.039 Hoda Kotb

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73.049 - 96.29 Tati Mellencamp

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Chapter 2: How does Timid Ben express his fears about cruising?

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178.535 - 196.69 Jeff

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, time for your prank phone call, and today, guess who's going on a trip? The one man that wants to reach out and seize life by the haunches. He's throwing caution to the wind, because frankly, he usually never leaves the house. His name is Timid Benjamin.

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197.632 - 197.792 Unknown

Oh, wow.

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198.143 - 215.779 Jeff

And he wants to sail the open seas on a luxury cruise. That's why he's reaching out to a travel agent who specializes in nautical adventures. I don't think she's ever dealt with a customer quite like this one before. We'll see how she handles timid Ben in your phone tap right now.

216.419 - 222.385 Brooke

Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Thanks for calling. This is Amy from... How can I help you?

223.926 - 225.888 Unknown

Hi, Amy.

226.288 - 235.439 Brooke

My name is Benjamin. Okay, hi, I'm sorry, can you just speak up a little bit? I can barely hear you. Yeah, I'm sorry.

239.205 - 243.331 Unknown

Hi, my name's Benjamin. You said Benjamin?

Chapter 3: What unique requests does Timid Ben make for his cruise?

244.152 - 247.317 Brooke

Yes. Okay, hi, Benjamin, how are you today?

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247.337 - 249.821 Unknown

I'm excited.

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250.542 - 253.127 Brooke

Okay, awesome, I'm excited for you.

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253.888 - 258.475 Unknown

Why are you excited for me? We don't know each other.

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259.282 - 286.808 Brooke

you know i just i love you love me i don't i don't know you no i'm i do i love everybody but you know what i love planning vacations and i'm i'm just i'm excited for you so tell me what are you looking for how many days were you thinking of cruising for um i i i like odd numbers like 13s and fives okay one of those

286.788 - 307.513 Unknown

let's stick with our numbers maybe like a story are you thinking maybe like a three day or weekend no no no no i want to be clear no pirates no no what i'm sorry pirates you know like yo ho yo i i can't it's a major major phobia of mine

307.898 - 311.524 Brooke

I totally get it. And yeah, you don't have to worry about that with us.

312.205 - 331.886 Unknown

I went on, I took one cruise before and it was Captain Jack Sparrow themed. I cried for the whole trip. Oh no, I'm sorry. And he got, he got, the captain got, got drunk. Oh, yeah. Not the ship captain, the sparrow man.

332.106 - 337.613 Brooke

Sorry. What are you thinking? Three days or five days might be better.

Chapter 4: How does the travel agent respond to Ben's unusual preferences?

374.623 - 385.503 Brooke

What I want to do is help you plan a vacation and... I know so far that you want a swingers cruise, you're scared of pirates, and we want to go for an odd number. Were there any islands that you wanted to visit, Benjamin?

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385.804 - 388.969 Unknown

You keep bringing up swingers to me.

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389.75 - 394.298 Brooke

You wanted a swingers cruise. Didn't you say you wanted a swingers cruise?

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394.318 - 403.714 Unknown

I mentioned I like swinging, like on a swing set, but nothing about, you know, sordid activities.

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403.734 - 403.954

Oh, mm-hmm.

404.103 - 409.752 Unknown

Okay, got it, got it, got it. Are you trying to get me into something weird?

410.694 - 414.18 Brooke

No, you know what? That's my fault because I obviously misunderstood.

414.28 - 443.54 Unknown

That's exactly what happened to me on the Jack Sparrow cruise. That's not going to happen on this cruise. Anyway, I kind of have to go. Okay. But before I do, I do need to tell you something. That your husband, Harold, he likes to laugh at prank phone calls on the radio sometimes. And he set you up for this one on a show. It's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

444.542 - 445.483 Jeff

And my name is actually Jeff.

Chapter 5: What misunderstanding arises during the cruise planning?

473.587 - 478.356 Jeff

Because thanks to him and his bottle of rum, I'm banned from Jamaica for at least two more years. Stop it.

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479.332 - 481.977 Unknown

Broken Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.

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482.137 - 508.281 Hoda Kotb

Joy is essential and it's also elusive. But now, there's a new and exciting way to start your journey toward a more joyful existence. Joy 101. It's a new podcast hosted by me, Hoda Kotb. If you're craving inspiration to maximize your joy, tune into these candid, uplifting, and moving on-air chats. Listen to Joy 101 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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508.301 - 512.025 Hoda Kotb

Joy 101 with Hoda Kotb is presented by CVS.

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512.486 - 530.284 Therapy Gecko

I am the therapy gecko. I am an unlicensed lizard therapist who takes phone calls from real anonymous humans about their problems, such as this. Sometimes I'll have my girlfriend pre-chew spicy food and kind of baby bird it into my mouth. Is that weird?

530.584 - 554.513 Therapy Gecko

This week on Therapy Gecko, we're hearing all real, authentic human stories about anything from relationships to family drama to serendipitous encounters with unexpected people and things. If real people pique your interest, this is the podcast for you. Listen to Therapy Gecko on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

555.05 - 578.276 Tati Mellencamp

Hey, everyone. This is Tati Mellencamp. And Tamara Judge from Two Teas in a Pod. There's been one scandal that's consumed our lives these last couple of months. We're recapping the three-part Summer House reunion. And as always, we're being brutally honest. We're dissecting timelines, receipts, blind items, and previous episodes. Amanda and Wes, watch out. We're not going to be easy on you.

578.596 - 584.483 Tati Mellencamp

Listen to Two Teas in a Pod on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

585.391 - 602.067 Unknown

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Chapter 6: What surprising twist occurs at the end of the prank call?

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631.173 - 650.777 Unknown

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Chapter 7: How does the prank phone call reveal Timid Ben's true character?

650.837 - 660.268 Unknown

Karen, you just birthed a conspiracy and I'm here for it. Yay. Listen to Snafu on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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