Pretentious Pet Sitting Stories
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Bill, why is my eye twitching? Does this mean I'm in perimenopause? Where's my phone?
Juliana, maybe we can ask an actual human.
Yes, because I have questions and I bet you do too. Like, is it normal to sleep in separate bedrooms? We do that and I still need to know why my poop's been green.
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It can be nerve-wracking to go away on a trip and leave your pet at home. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. I know personally whenever I travel, I book a suite for my dog Bagel at the Wolfdorf Astoria. Wolfdorf, I see. Five-star dog hotel with a lakefront view. Very nice. I'm sure that they appreciate the lakefront here. Absolutely. And just to make it easy on them, I'll give the staff a few simple guidelines they should follow for taking care of them. You know, like bagels water bowl must be replaced, not refilled. Oh, wow. Using only Saratoga spring water from the blue glass bottle, not the boxed crap. Oh, wow. He will spit it out.
He will.
And he'll only go for walks over marble floors.
I see.
If it's granite or God forbid limestone, he will not go. He's just barking at the floor. This is helpful tips for them. I didn't know that you had such a particular pooch. But listen, I'm easy compared to other pet owners. Yeah, it does. And I know that because a popular publication asked people to share the craziest instruction you've ever been given while pet sitting. Oh. Alexis, you've done some pet sitting. Yeah. You've pet sit for Brooke before, so let's see if it was crazier than some of these. One woman was given a note that said, I left a blonde wig on the kitchen table for you. Just put it on, and the dog will follow you upstairs for bed. I hope she's blonde the owner or the owner put the blonde wig on every night as well.
He's got a thing for those blonde baddies. It's very specific. This is so wild. I'm glad there wasn't a corset. It could get real weird. One person wrote, I work at a doggy daycare and we had a specific instruction to say, what's cooking good looking whenever we took him out of his kennel.
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