Second Date Update: Car Wash Crush

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Brooke and Jeffrey 18 min 6 speakers 7 chapters transcribed 2 months ago
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Meg Stalter 0:00
There is no way anyone forgot this listener. I'm just saying she is back if you remember our stay-at-home daughter. Yeah So that's your new episode today.
Jose Balano 0:10
It's because the listeners want to be here.
Meg Stalter 0:12
Yeah, it's breaking Jeffrey in the morning I know Alexis does yeah, for sure. It's a wild one of course cuz she's a wild lady But what do we got on the comment board?
Alexis (Producer/On-air contributor) 0:21
Koryas Phoenix has a trick for sliding into DMs. Oh, okay. They said, I usually send this emoji, and it's a person parachuting emoji.
Jose Balano 0:30
Oh, I like this. I haven't heard this.
Alexis (Producer/On-air contributor) 0:31
And then she would answer, why are you landing in my DMs? Hey.
Jose Balano 0:35
I like the puppy one. You send a couple dog emojis, and they're like, what's going on? You're like, oh, my gosh, my dog ran away. I'm so sorry. Let me get.
Oh.
Alexis (Producer/On-air contributor) 0:43
I think I would say, did your four-year-old take your phone on that? That is what I would assume.
Meg Stalter 0:49
No, then you would get poop emojis. Oh, you're right. All right, let's get to your second date update.
Unknown 0:54
Brand new episode right now.
Jonas Brothers 0:59
Not too long ago, we had a listener on this show named Monica, and if you're a regular, you would definitely remember what happened when she was taken to a Buffalo Wild Wings for her date, and she refused to get out of the car.
Jose Balano 1:13
I don't know if I'm a regular.
Meg Stalter 1:14
I tune in from time to time, though.
Jose Balano 1:16
I think I remember this.
Meg Stalter 1:17
Yeah, right, because she was above it, right?
Jonas Brothers 1:19
Yeah, she said, I'm way too classy for a place like this, and it turned out the guy actually owned the Buffalo Wild Wings. She didn't care. It did not matter to her at all.
Meg Stalter 1:27
No. She's not eating with her fingies.
Jonas Brothers 1:28
So big argument ensued. They called each other names. It was not a success.
Meg Stalter 1:33
Which is classy. Name-calling always really varies.
Jonas Brothers 1:37
But it was extremely entertaining. We have to say that, which is why I'm extremely happy that she's back with us today. Monica, I'm just really hoping you haven't lowered your standards because, girl, you deserve the best.
Meg Stalter 1:49
Call him a name, Monica. Hurry, quick.
Monica (listener / stay-at-home daughter) 1:52
Hey, guys. I know I do. I know I deserve the badge, so you don't have to tell me that.
Jonas Brothers 1:57
Okay, good. Monica, you've moved on to bigger and better things. Who's this new man, and what's his net worth?
Monica (listener / stay-at-home daughter) 2:06
Well, I don't really know his net worth, but I know he's not broke. His name is DeAndre.
Meg Stalter 2:12
Remember, it's not about money for her. It's just about, like, living to a higher standard and treating her correctly, if I remember right.
Jonas Brothers 2:21
Right, right. Where'd you meet this high-level individual?
Monica (listener / stay-at-home daughter) 2:24
Well, I met DeAndre at a car wash because I like to keep my Mercedes clean. So, yes, my mom and dad give me money to take care of that every week.

Who is Monica and why is her ‘stay-at-home daughter’ label trending on the show?

Jose Balano 2:34
Wait, what?
Jonas Brothers 2:35
Your mom and dad? Is that a joke? No, that's right because you live with your parents, right? Yes. You had that term for yourself? What was the term? Stay-at-home daughter. That's what I am. Stay-at-home daughter.
Alexis (Producer/On-air contributor) 2:50
My dream job.
Monica (listener / stay-at-home daughter) 2:52
I am not leaving until my man proposes and is ready to take on the role that my parents played thus far.
Meg Stalter 3:00
Like not daddy in a sexy way, daddy in more of a financial stability way. Allow it.
Jonas Brothers 3:05
Got it. Exactly. DeAndre, you met him at the car wash. How did that interaction happen?
Monica (listener / stay-at-home daughter) 3:12
Well, he was over at the vacuum area cleaning his car, and I walked by, and he gave me this old construction worker whistle. You know the whistle.
Meg Stalter 3:21
He did a cat called you? Right.
Monica (listener / stay-at-home daughter) 3:24
Exactly. But I'm going to tell you something, ladies. Don't be mad if you meet somebody at a car wash because that's not a bad place to meet a man. At least you know when he's driving immediately. I know he got the keys and I love it.
Meg Stalter 3:38
Okay. But it also could be his parents' car.
Jonas Brothers 3:40
I mean, much like you're probably driving. Then they're on the same exact level then, bro. She doesn't like that.
Meg Stalter 3:45
I thought it didn't matter what he drove, though. No, it matters.
Jonas Brothers 3:48
Oh. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so what was he driving?
Monica (listener / stay-at-home daughter) 3:51
He was driving a Mercedes E-Class. Now, if it was a C-Class, it would be a no-go.
Meg Stalter 3:56
I don't even know the difference in the classes.
Jonas Brothers 3:58
The higher the letter, the better the class.
Meg Stalter 4:01
Closer to Z?
Monica (listener / stay-at-home daughter) 4:02
That's right. But I knew what he was working with, so I'm like, okay, so let's go.
Meg Stalter 4:07
Okay, okay. So how did you eventually, did you finally approach him, or what happened?

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