Second Date Update: Case of the Solo Shoe

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Brooke and Jeffrey 18 min 6 speakers 5 chapters transcribed 2 months ago
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How does the show introduce the Second Date Update and set the scene?

Meg Stalter 0:00
Do we still call it hump day? Is that still a thing? I have not heard that in so long. Have you? Oh, I call it that.
Jose Balano 0:05
On my stream. On my stream.
Meg Stalter 0:07
We always celebrate hump day. Okay. Well, I mean, I love it. We're celebrating today with a brand new episode of your second date podcast. Yeah. So, I mean, it does feel like it should always be a hump day special.
Jose Balano 0:17
There's got to be. I think hump day is a millennial thing now. Is it?
Meg Stalter 0:20
Yeah. Like Gen Z is not doing it?
Jose Balano 0:22
Yeah.
Jonas Brothers 0:23
What do you guys call it?
Meg Stalter 0:24
Wacky Wednesday. Uh-oh. Don't give them ideas.
Jonas Brothers 0:27
Wet Wednesdays. Let's go.
Meg Stalter 0:30
All right. Before this goes off the rails more, let's jump to the comment section. What do you got, Alexis?
Alexis (Producer/On-air contributor) 0:34
Yeah. Infamous Q said, I'm an OG listener since 2011. Hey, thank you. While it was on the radio, which, hey, we're still here, by the way. Yeah, we're literally in 50 cities. I've reached a new level of addiction. LOL, my toddler would always tell me to turn on Book and Effie.
Bruno Satin 0:50
Aww.
Meg Stalter 0:50
I'll be Book. I love it. I love it so much. Thank you so much. Well, here is a new episode of Book and Effie's Second Date Update starts right now.
Unknown 0:59
Hump day. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second Date Update.
Jonas Brothers 1:05
Have you ever been out having such a good time with someone that you accidentally robbed them?
Meg Stalter 1:10
What? Of what? What are you robbing them of?
Jonas Brothers 1:14
Like you're having fun, you're sipping a beer, next thing you know, whoa, how did all your credit cards get into my wallet?
Jose Balano 1:20
Jeez. That's weird. Is that how identities get?
Jonas Brothers 1:23
I'm not sure how it works, but I'm only asking because one of our listeners, Will, reached out saying he met a woman and is still in possession of something that belongs to her. So we'll get to that in a second. But first, let's welcome the accidental thief to our show. Will, how you doing, man? Good, good, everybody. What's going on?
Meg Stalter 1:43
Hey, listen, we understand pickpockets have hearts, too. That's true. So you also deserve love.
Jose Balano 1:49
Please tell me you accidentally grabbed her card and you split the bill or something.
Jonas Brothers 1:53
Well, we'll get to what it is in a second. We want to know, who did you meet?
Will (caller) 1:56
All right, so I met this girl named Terry, and we We were out at the bar.
Meg Stalter 2:02
So Terry's the victim of the crime.
Jose Balano 2:04
Her name is Terry. It's like we're building a case here.
Meg Stalter 2:08
Exactly.
Jonas Brothers 2:09
You can be a victim of a crime and a victim of love at the same time. That's right. What happened at the bar with Terry?
Will (caller) 2:16
It was a pretty busy night at the bar, and I went and got up to use the restroom.
Bruno Satin 2:20
Okay.
Will (caller) 2:20
And I happened to see this phone on the ground. I went to go pick it up and turn around and just gave kind of like one of those bar shouts, like, hey, anybody lose this? Oh, okay.
Meg Stalter 2:32
Or does anyone want to steal it from me? Yeah. Sell it on the dark web.
Jonas Brothers 2:36
Is this before or after you went through the phone just to see what was inside?
Meg Stalter 2:40
Yeah.
Jonas Brothers 2:40
And contrary to your belief, I am not a thief. Okay, there you go.
Jose Balano 2:44
No, that's a good move.
Jonas Brothers 2:45
You sound like a good guy.
Jose Balano 2:45
That just means it was the face ID didn't work.
Will (caller) 2:47
Yeah, exactly. Okay, so did anybody claim it? Someone comes over, and to my surprise, it's this really cute girl, and it just happened to be Terry.
Bruno Satin 2:55
You're like, yes!
Jonas Brothers 2:58
Oh, yeah, the bar gods are smiling on you. So, okay. Opportunity has presented itself. What do you do?

Who is Will and how did he first meet Terry at the bar?

Jonas Brothers 3:06
Yeah, because I didn't take her phone, she offered to buy me a drink. That's awesome.
Meg Stalter 3:11
And that's a cool thing to do. And what a way to strike a conversation up. Yeah.
Jonas Brothers 3:15
So now you're at the bar together. She's buying you drinks. I mean, how's that go?
Will (caller) 3:19
She dragged me over to her table of friends. And it was good vibes all around until... And I said, all right, my friend at the bar, I got to go back to him because I didn't go there alone. I was with my friend.
Meg Stalter 3:32
Odd that you didn't invite your guy friend over the table full of women.
Jose Balano 3:35
Yeah, where's your wingmanism, bro?
Will (caller) 3:38
He's kind of an introvert. I was trying to get the liquor to kind of extrovert him a little bit, but he's kind of shy.
Jonas Brothers 3:45
We've all got that one friend that we're like, let's not introduce him to the rest of the people.
Meg Stalter 3:49
We're not looking at him right now, I swear. Not everybody in this room with their hat on backwards and a beard.

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