Chapter 1: What dating advice does the listener share from the Internet?
We know it's never going to end well when a listener gets their dating advice from the Internet. It's just it's how it goes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Although that's our listeners right now listening to our show on podcast.
I feel like they're learning more what not to do instead of what to do. But yeah. He got a pickup line or a pickup method, I guess I would say, from the World Wide Web. And he gave it a try. You know, listen, see if you want to give this a whirl too. It's about to start. Happy Black Friday. And do you have any comments, Alexis?
Yeah, Vince said, my son and I listen to this show and we absolutely love it. He's 10 and every morning he goes, we need to watch Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. That's right. And he'll echo the morning like it does on the show. Like our sweeper that goes, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. In the morning. In the morning. So rad.
I love hearing that. I love that. All right. Here we go. Episode starts right now.
What do you do if you've been single for the last few years, you've been on over a dozen dates, on a dozen different dating apps, and absolutely nothing has stuck?
Oh, God. I accept that you're undateable.
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Chapter 2: What is the listener's experience with online dating apps?
Maybe people are going back to this trend.
It's either exciting or a real low moment in your life.
So which was it?
No, like you said, I'm just completely done with the apps. Like, no one ever wants to meet up. It's just a waste of my time.
Okay. So what'd you do to meet somebody in person? What was your trick?
Well, normally how I would try to meet someone, I'd be like, if you know you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute cumber.
Oh. Oh, you'd use a pickup line.
And I'll say that on a dating app and stuff. And I mean, sometimes it'll work. They'll respond to me. And sometimes it just won't.
Yeah. Yeah.
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Chapter 3: What pickup line does the listener use to break the ice?
What? Damn. Okay.
Her name was Camilla.
Camilla. So how long did it take for Camilla to get the drink and go find you?
Literally five minutes. Like, she had not finished a drink. She had it in her hand when she walked up to me.
Okay.
Wow.
Well, and every time she looks down at the drink, she's thinking of you.
Well, you must be pretty attractive because you wouldn't do that if someone's not attractive. But like Jeff said, it's so nice not to owe anybody anything for something. You know, like, it's such a relief probably to her.
And I don't think it has anything to do with attractiveness. It's just, like, the mystery of it. Yeah. If, like, an ugly guy gave you a drink and then walked away, you'd probably be like, huh.
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Chapter 4: How does the listener's new approach differ from previous strategies?
I hope so.
She's like, he'll call a radio station. That's what we're crossing our fingers for. It's all going according to plan. When we come back and call Camilla, try and get you your second date update right after this.
Second date update.
Welcome, my friends, to today's special edition of How to Seduce a Beautiful Woman Without Speaking a Word to Her. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the bedroom. Today's pick-up strategy comes from our listener, Rob, who tried something that he found in an online video where if you're at a bar...
God, with that voice and when you say online video, it sounds like something we shouldn't be talking about.
It's not like that, but you just go up next to the woman that you like. You don't talk to her. Just order yourself a drink. Then without asking, order her a drink and simply smile and walk away. Let the mystery do the work for you. Yes, smooth. And that was different from Rob's previous strategy, which was to basically use cheesy pickup lines.
Like, if you were a vegetable, I'd say you were a cute cumber.
We started talking to Rob, and he's like, yeah, it didn't work for 12 years. He did 12 years of the same thing.
He decided to try something different, and it worked.
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Chapter 5: What happens during the listener's encounter at the bar?
He was nice.
We always have a bad reaction when the only thing that they say is nice.
First, I just want to hear, like, when he went up to the bar and he bought you a drink without saying anything, what was going through your head?
Honestly, I've never had something like that happen to me before, so I was kind of just like, well, he was a little timid about it at first, so I didn't honestly know fully if he was talking to me or about me at first. What do you mean? But then there really was no one else around us, and he just walked away, and there was a drink there for me, so I was... I was intrigued.
I was confused, but I was intrigued.
Just how we wanted you to feel. Yeah, it worked.
But what's crazy is it came across as timid to you, not as like uber confident.
He doesn't know how to pull it off. That was like the trick.
Maybe he should have done like the Superman pose when he ordered it. Like, I shall have an old fashioned and she shall have a lemon drop.
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