Chapter 1: What are the unwritten rules of dating that listeners should know?
Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And you know, we get all the credit for all these second dates. Yeah. But really, it's our listeners and their terrible dating decisions that we have to thank. Yes. And the people who ghost people. Yes. They're helping us out.
Thank you. Your toxicity has made us so funny.
Yes.
So thank you.
And don't forget, we do have 45 more minutes of this. We've got a full show over on the Brooke and Jeffrey main feed. If you'd like it, follow that one as well. And let's get into your second date. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.
I feel like this gets brought up a lot. After you match with someone online, how long should you wait before meeting up with them? Two to three hours.
Two to three minutes. I feel like people typically talk like a week or two.
Hey, I'm at your window right now. Can you open it? I'll climb right in. I brought over some special juice for us to split.
No, that sounds sketchy. I don't see any red flags. Jeff's got a weird app.
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Chapter 2: How long should you wait before meeting someone from online dating?
Yeah, what app is that, Jeff?
I'm not going to remember.
Don't make me the weird one here.
i'm just saying the woman on the phone apparently isn't quite as eager as some of us because she waited much much longer than two hours to meet up with her guy her name is gail gail welcome to the show gail three hours hi how long did you wait before you met up with the guy from online
Yeah, I mean, we chatted on and off for like a month before we actually went out.
Why a month? I mean, is that like something you typically do?
I guess. I mean, we didn't like chat every day and I had like some work stuff going on and I feel like it took them a while to ask me out.
Oh, and after you talk for a month, is there a lot of anxiety going into that first meeting? Because you've invested quite a bit of time at that point.
Yeah, I mean, a little, but I was more excited.
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Chapter 3: What was Gail's experience leading up to her date with Jonathan?
I mean, I don't know. Maybe it's the way I talk. or like I used correct grammar. I don't know.
Or maybe the fact your name is Gail. Well, there's that too.
Okay, so it sounds to me like he meant it as a compliment.
I mean, I guess. And then at one point, he asked me how old I really was with, like, a smiley face.
Oh.
Like, as if I was lying on my profile or something. I don't know. I thought it was kind of rude.
Oh, weird. That could be a joke, though, where, you know, tell me the real age, make you laugh.
I don't know, man. Yeah, because he's looking at your pictures. Like, I mean, it's all based on photos. Like, I'd be like, thank you. No.
Well, no, they'd been talking a few weeks, though, so they have that familiarity. What did you say to him? I said you'll have to meet me to find out.
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Chapter 4: How did Gail prank Jonathan during their dinner date?
I'm calling his number right now. Hello? Hey, is this Jonathan? Yeah, who is this? I don't believe you that you're Jonathan now.
I can't believe you didn't go in with the old man voice. I thought for sure that we were going to hear Alan Winterbottom.
Old man? What's up, actually?
Sorry, Jonathan.
Huh?
What did he say?
There it is. It's not overplayed. I still love it. You happy now, Brooke?
I am.
Anyway.
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Chapter 5: What awkward moments occurred during Gail's date with Jonathan?
Oh. Gail? Yeah. Uh, hey.
Hi, Jonathan.
Yeah, it sounds like you guys have a lot to talk about here.
Yeah.
Look, I mean, you're cool and all, but I'm, there's something, that date, it just made me realize I want someone older.
I'm just confused and kind of shocked, I don't really know what to say. You want someone like 50 years older than you? Like, is that why you kept asking?
I didn't say 50. Oh, exactly 50 would be great.
Wait, 50 years older or exactly 50 years old?
Exactly 50 years old. Okay. That's the sweet spot for him.
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