Chapter 1: Why is Brian back for a second date update?
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. This is Technical Director Ashton coming at you with another classic second date update. And just for all of you ladies out there, if you like this second date, you like what the guy did on this second date, give me a call.
Most of the time, if you go to a business for some help and they provide horrible service, completely let you down and leave you off worse than when you came in. Wow. That would be the end of it. You would never go back again.
Yeah. You go places for help. Right. Not the other way.
That's why we were so surprised after we totally botched a second date for a guy a few months ago. And he's asking us for another one today.
I take back my statement. Yeah, but we're free.
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Chapter 2: What happened during Brian's date at the Christmas tree farm?
He's not paying for it, so maybe that's why he's still here.
I mean, at this point, I'm not sure if he's just trolling us or if he really, really enjoys the punishment. But his name's Brian, and we're going to hear about his holiday that he had at a Christmas tree farm the other day. Okay. And we promise to give at least 30% effort. Well, Brooke, 22%.
Okay, all right.
We don't want to stretch ourselves too far for this.
I'm pretty tired right now during the holidays. Can I just 17?
Okay, yeah. We're going to muster whatever little strength that we have left.
Okay, let's do this.
In your second date update that's coming up next.
Second date update.
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Chapter 3: How did Brian's date with Aubrey unfold?
Today, we actually have a repeat customer for a second date update.
What? No way. Okay. Is that allowed? I just don't think things are going very well for them, Ben.
Well, he called in about five months ago. Okay. When he got side-eyed during sushi by another woman that he ghosted.
Oh.
remember that i don't remember we do so many well i guess we couldn't get him another date there but apparently there's a new lady who's caught his attention and he wants our help again so we're welcoming back brian brian welcome back man you must really have faith in us for some reason i know we couldn't I believe in you guys. I believe in you.
I feel like we cursed your love life and you're just stuck with us.
He's like, I'm trying other morning shows, but you're the only ones that like me.
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Chapter 4: What unexpected situation occurred with a crying child?
Actually, I emailed all of them, but you're the only ones that responded.
Yeah, we have very low standards here. So welcome back. Tell us about the girl that you met this time. What's her name?
All right. So her name is Aubrey. I saw a picture on my coworker's Instagram. She was tagged in it. Oh, nice. I got into detective mode and clicked the tag and went on her page. I love it when girls tag their friends because some girls will have a really hot friend, but they won't tag them. And I'm like, how am I supposed to creep on your friend if you don't tag her?
Okay, so remind me not to tag my friend.
So that's not okay from a woman's perspective?
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Chapter 5: What was Aubrey's reaction to the Christmas tree incident?
Is it cool if a guy reaches out to you?
I mean, it depends on how hot he is, right? That's always the answer.
Brian, I know you're super handsome, so you're safe. What did Aubrey say when you reached out?
Well, I slid in a DM. She didn't seem to be attached to anyone. And I found out this is going to be her first Christmas alone because she's actually moved and she's going to be away from her family. Oh, that's too bad. She should get used to being alone like me.
Was she sad about that or was she happy about it?
She was a little distraught. Okay. Yeah, I can see why. Okay.
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Chapter 6: How did Brian justify his actions during the date?
So you're like, this is my moment. I'm going to do something holiday for her. Is that what you're thinking? Of course. I offered to take her to a Christmas tree farm to get her a tree. Aww. So at least she had the season to be jolly filled with a tree in the house. That's cute, too. And I feel like you can be vouched for, right? It's not just some rando coming into her DMs.
It's her co-worker's friend.
So how did the Christmas tree farm go?
It was great. It was great. So what we did, we wore our silly Christmas sweater.
Chapter 7: What was the outcome of the call with Aubrey?
Oh, nice. And I wore my sweater that said, jingle and single. I love it. This is great. I want to do this now. Her said, Santa's favorite, ho, ho, ho. Nice. I knew it was going to be an awesome time, so I bought a little bit of those, you know those small bottles they have on the airplane of alcohol? Yeah, shooters. Yeah, I bought a couple of those.
I bought like four or five whiskey bottles, and it loosened both of us up. We had such a great time. Okay. I mean, that's a really cute date. I mean, what was the highlight of it all for you?
Chapter 8: What lessons can be learned from this second date update?
Well, she found a tree that she loved, loved, loved, so I offered to buy it for her.
Dang. And then I saw the price tag and was like, whoa. Yeah. How much do trees cost? Oh, my God. We just got one this weekend. It was $85. Whoa.
It was like in three figures. It was pretty high.
Oh, okay.
Oh, yeah.
Ours was only, like, five foot tall. Like, if you're thinking eight feet or something. That's expensive.
Oh, that's not a good look when you offer to pay for something and you're, like, going back on it afterwards. Yeah, I know. Actually.
That's like being, like, all day for dinner, seeing the bill. Actually, you are. He just saw, you know, a foot off the top. Yeah. This was actually a three-footer now. Yeah. Well, it's funny because she saw the look on my face when I saw that price tag. And she was like, alright, we're definitely splitting this. And I was like, yeah, we are.
Alright.
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