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Chapter 1: What is the listener's dating dilemma?
Hey, you found the Second Date Podcast. Thank you so much for being here. I found it too, finally. It's pretty easy, actually. Thanks for being here, Jose. You're welcome. I love it. I love it. And hey, just a reminder, if you want to endure or punish yourself for 45 more minutes, we've got a full show, whole hour long. I dare you to try it. At the Brooke and Jeffrey feed.
But for now, we'll get into some questionable relationship advice. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second Date Update.
What happens if you're on the apps and you recognize someone from your past?
Oh, you just swipe right just in case and the second you match, you unmatch and act like it never happened.
What type of someone? Well, yeah.
That's a good point. Maybe someone you had a crush on before.
Oh, then that's good, right? Yeah. Then you want that.
Like your friend's former stepmom or Alexis's old gym teacher.
What? Don't remember them being hot.
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Chapter 2: Who is Nathan's date and what is their connection?
I'm seeking frivolous amounts of flirting and fun, spontaneous dates, in exchange for a small negotiated percentage of my heart.
I'm a big Shark Tank fan, so I immediately thought about it.
Oh, it's a Shark Tank reference.
It's his pitch to the sharks.
I see. Okay. I was waiting for like a fish pun at some point. I'm so sorry. Okay. Yeah. I didn't get that. I've watched enough of those Shark Tank presentations to know exactly what she was talking about. Okay. Okay. So what was your pitch? So my offer was endless amounts of flirting and witty banner in exchange for 5% of your heart. Offer expires at midnight.
Whoa. 5%.
Dude.
I'd hop on that if I was her. That's a low commitment.
Sounds like an offer she couldn't refuse. Yeah. It was a big offer and not a lot of commitment required, but there was a time limit on it. That's so cute.
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Chapter 3: What was Nathan's opening line to Trish?
I mean, we talked a little bit, but nothing, you know, too crazy like the opening Shark Tank introduction that we had. And the chemistry kind of it seemed like it kind of fizzled out a little bit. And now she's just not responding to me. Why do you want to call her? If I did something wrong, I want to take responsibility. Like, I don't know if it was me or if it was her. It was just like today.
I don't know. All right, all right. That seems reasonable enough. Plus, it's like a girl that you kind of had a crush on years ago. Oh, yes, exactly. You don't want this to be the end of that. Yeah, I've been waiting this whole time, and it's like, oh, wow, it was almost like meant to be that I ended up matching with her, and now it's like just totally fizzled out.
Do you think maybe she recognized me during the date and was like, oh, s***, is that weirdo from my class? I don't know.
The one that always stared at me across the lecture hall and drew little hearts in his notebook?
Maybe she thinks I'm stalking her now because she found out. I don't know.
But you never talked to her back then, right? You never did anything weird to her.
Except for write his and her name together over and over and over again in a piece of paper, right? If you did that, you better tell us right now.
Well, we're going to find out when we come back and we call Trish and we finally reveal that her long-lost crush from college is the one that took her to the baseball game.
We're going to reveal that?
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Chapter 4: How did the baseball game date go?
Hey, yeah, Trish, this is a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're really... I'm so sorry if we upset you.
I'm sorry we're laughing because... You guys feel it. Sorry. Just because of a conversation we just had, Trish. That's all.
We hope you're having a good day.
Yeah. Are ya? Who is this? Sorry.
Yeah. Let's just get to it. You gotta tell her.
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Chapter 5: What mood did Trish display during the date?
We're a show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and we do a segment here called the Second Date Update.
Surprise. Surprise.
And it's something where we're trying to help out one of our listeners, a guy that seemed pretty cool when we talked to him. And you went on a date recently with him. His name's Nathan. Oh.
Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. Did you just blech?
Or did you get something in your throat?
I just bleched him. That's not even an ick.
That was in response to Nathan. Well, ugh.
Again, a second one. Okay, wait, wait, wait. Let's slow down a little bit because he seemed lovely.
At least when we spoke to him.
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Chapter 6: Why did Nathan feel the date went poorly?
It's just like, don't you want to know what somebody looks like, like completely? You could have pulled that obnoxious girl, I'm going to steal your hat move. Oh, yeah, that's good. That'd be all flirty. I'm so drunk. It's so obnoxious. And I was like, I don't want to be rude, right? So I was like, okay. How about for maybe they take their hats off for the seventh inning stretch, right?
I mean, like, don't you have to, like, stand up and, like, do stuff?
No, I don't think the hat is part of the.
It's not formal.
You sound like a true baseball fan.
Did you pick the baseball game only for the national anthem?
Yeah. So do you enjoy baseball itself? Not really. Oh.
I'm sorry. This is, like, so dumb to me. Were you attracted to him with his hat on? Yeah, he was very cute with the hat on, but if I'm going to marry somebody, they can't wear a hat 24-7, right?
Oh, you're worried, yeah. But it's crazy that you would just give up on the idea after not seeing him with his hat off. Like, you could get together one more time, and there would be an opportunity there.
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