Second Date Update: Shark Tanked
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What is the listener's dating dilemma?
Hey, you found the Second Date Podcast. Thank you so much for being here. I found it too, finally. It's pretty easy, actually. Thanks for being here, Jose. You're welcome. I love it. I love it. And hey, just a reminder, if you want to endure or punish yourself for 45 more minutes, we've got a full show, whole hour long. I dare you to try it. At the Brooke and Jeffrey feed. But for now, we'll get into some questionable relationship advice. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second Date Update.
What happens if you're on the apps and you recognize someone from your past?
Oh, you just swipe right just in case and the second you match, you unmatch and act like it never happened.
What type of someone? Well, yeah.
That's a good point. Maybe someone you had a crush on before.
Oh, then that's good, right? Yeah. Then you want that.
Like your friend's former stepmom or Alexis's old gym teacher.
What? Don't remember them being hot.
That's never stopped you before. But for our listener, Nathan, it was someone from a while ago, and he decided to go for it.
Okay.
So, Nathan, welcome to the show. Who did you recognize on the apps?
So, I recognized a girl that I had taken a class with, like, a couple years back in college.
Okay, that's pretty normal. Yeah, because you, like, know her, but you don't know her. Yeah.
Well, how big is this class that we're talking about? Like, a huge, like... College course? Giant course or, like, a small one?
It was, like, a big lecture. So, it was, like, a class of, like, 200 people. So, there's no... Wait, did you have interactions with her in this class or did you just stare at her from afar? I always, like, saw her and I noticed her. Like, she really just stood out, but I never actually spoke to her.
Okay. What's her name? Trish.
Trish. And did you tell Trish right away on the app that you knew her? Because if you'd never talked to her before, that might be... No, I didn't mention it to her. I don't think she would recognize me, and I didn't want to sound, like, creepy, so... Well, at some point I was planning on just like making it like, oh, did you take this class? Or just be like, what? You were in that class too? No way. Oh, yeah, you do look familiar. You know, like one of those things. Small world.
So if you didn't mention that you recognized her, how did you initiate conversation?
So in her bio on Hinge, she had a line that like really made me laugh. It said something like, hello, sharks.
Who is Nathan's date and what is their connection?
I'm seeking frivolous amounts of flirting and fun, spontaneous dates, in exchange for a small negotiated percentage of my heart.
I'm a big Shark Tank fan, so I immediately thought about it.
Oh, it's a Shark Tank reference.
It's his pitch to the sharks.
I see. Okay. I was waiting for like a fish pun at some point. I'm so sorry. Okay. Yeah. I didn't get that. I've watched enough of those Shark Tank presentations to know exactly what she was talking about. Okay. Okay. So what was your pitch? So my offer was endless amounts of flirting and witty banner in exchange for 5% of your heart. Offer expires at midnight.
Whoa. 5%.
Dude.
I'd hop on that if I was her. That's a low commitment.
Sounds like an offer she couldn't refuse. Yeah. It was a big offer and not a lot of commitment required, but there was a time limit on it. That's so cute.
When did you get a message back?
It was 11.57, and I think she did it on purpose. She made the deadline.
But she was trying to purposely make you wait, get you to sweat a little bit.
That's really funny. Yeah, where'd you guys go on your date? So we ended up going to a baseball game because we talked a lot about sports and stuff before we met up. That's such a great date. I love it. To me, it's like a public place. There's a lot of fun. It's easy. It's an easy thing. Okay. How'd the game go? Well, I mean, I thought it was good, but when I picked her up, she seemed a little off. I was like, what? I didn't know what was wrong. It's just something was wrong. And she was like, oh, yeah, we just have to hurry. I want to see the whole game. I don't want to get there late. Were you late picking her up then?
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the listener's dating dilemma?
0:00–2:24
2
Who is Nathan's date and what is their connection?
2:24–5:18
3
What was Nathan's opening line to Trish?
5:18–8:20
4
How did the baseball game date go?
8:20–8:46
5
What mood did Trish display during the date?
8:46–11:25
6
Why did Nathan feel the date went poorly?
11:25–17:36