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Chapter 1: What podcast did the Jonas Brothers create?
Hey guys, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions.
Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it, but you know. Tired and sick. Tired and sick. Listen to Hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.
Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy. Not quite. On Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends, me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guests, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel, help an acapella band with their between songs banter.
Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter.
Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Winning on clay is an art. The rallies are relentless. And at the French Open, only the toughest survive. I'd know. I competed there for decades. Join me, Rene Stubbs, on the Rene Stubbs Tennis Podcast for no-nonsense breakdowns of the biggest matches, the toughest players, and the moments that define Roland Garros. She's an outsider to win the Frenchman. And she likes clay.
Listen, Lena Rybakina is arguably the best player in the world right now and actually can win on any surface. Listen to the Renee Stubbs Tennis Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Presented by Capital One, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports.
Last night, a blown call changed a game. This morning, the internet lost its mind, and nobody's telling you exactly what happened. That's where Sports Slice comes in. I'm Timbo, and every episode, we're cutting through the noise, breaking down the biggest moments in sports, and giving you the real story behind the headlines.
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Chapter 2: What are the TSA's rules on bringing liquids on a plane?
You're like boarding group B and some guy's got a big old parachute. That would be so freaky to see someone wear that, though. Why would you need it?
We brought life jackets on board.
Yeah, I mean, it'd be big, but I think you could carry it through, fit it through the machine. So I'm going to say carry it on. Jose says take it. For the first time, he's the first one to get it right. TSA does advise you pack it separately from your other bags to make screening easier. But yeah, parachute, good to go. Who came up with that prank?
Make sure you bring your life lobsters when you're safe from the crash, okay? Once we get over water, I'm jumping with these boys. Yeah, and your watermelon. Oh my god. Jeffrey, we're over to you. You get this wrong and Jose's going to win, so better get it right. I'm going number four. All right.
Just a reminder that if you're planning a summer vacation and you're going to fly, why not hit up the TSA website? Click on the what can I bring tab. Actually, they just updated it. It's really cool. Jeffrey, you need to tell me, would the TSA allow you to bring on a magic eight ball? Are we tossing it or taking it? It's like the watermelon of magic. The liquid.
It can't be more than 3.4 ounces in there. Why do I feel like they're the size of a bowling ball?
Wow. I've never seen one like that.
That's a big one, Jeff. Wow. Maybe I have tiny hands. What font do you need it to read in? It's like a whole rack of balls right now. I feel like maybe this could be a good way to sneak in a drink if you wanted to empty the liquid outside of the 8-Ball. I like what you're thinking. Fill it up with whatever mixer you want to put into your cocktail.
Magic 8-Ball, should I take a shot of you and say yes? Also, a lot of decisions need to be made when you're on an airplane, and you're going to need your magic 8-ball to help you. Like, do I pull the parachute down? Yeah, exactly. So I'm going to say TSA approves. You can take it. Jeffrey says take it. No, Jeffrey. A magic 8-ball is harmless? No. Think again.
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Chapter 3: How did the internet react to TSA's rotisserie chicken advice?
And guess what? We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions. Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it, but you know. Tired and sick. Tired and sick.
Listen to Hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.
Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy. Not quite. On Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends, me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guests, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel, help an acapella band with their between songs banter.
Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter.
Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Winning on clay is an art. The rallies are relentless. And at the French Open, only the toughest survive. I'd know. I competed there for decades. Join me, Rene Stubbs, on the Rene Stubbs Tennis Podcast for no-nonsense breakdowns of the biggest matches, the toughest players, and the moments that define Roland Garros. She's an outsider to win the French for me. And she likes clay.
Listen, Lena Rybakina is arguably the best player in the world right now.
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Chapter 4: What unique items are allowed in carry-on luggage?
And I actually can win on any surface. Listen to the Renee Stubbs Tennis Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Presented by Capital One, founding partner of iHeart Women's Sports.
Last night, a blown call changed a game. This morning, the internet lost its mind, and nobody's telling you exactly what happened. That's where Sports Slice comes in. I'm Timbo, and every episode, we're cutting through the noise, breaking down the biggest moments in sports, and giving you the real story behind the headlines. And we're going straight to the source, sports.
the athletes themselves, their locker room stories, their reactions in the moment, and the stuff nobody gets to hear. Listen to Sports Slice on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And for more, follow TimboSlicelife12 and the TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok.
Imagine an Olympics where doping is not only legal but encouraged. It's the enhanced games. Some call it grotesque. Others say it's unleashing human potential. Either way, the podcast Superhuman documented it all, embedded in the games and with the athletes for a full year. Within probably 10 days, I put on 10 pounds. I was having trouble stopping the muscle growth.
Listen to Superhuman on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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