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Brooke and Jeffrey

Shock Collar Question of the Day (5/29/26)

29 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the Spokesperson Smackdown edition about?

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number one hits millions of records sold awards sold out tours you think the jonas brothers are satisfied nope it's podcast time we get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions hey jonas is available now and their first guest is a big one paul rudd You know, Steve Carell is a great singer. Can you tell you not to audition for The Office or something?

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I told him. Whoa. We were filming Anchorman. Clearly, I was the idiot. Thank God he didn't listen to me, right? Listen to Hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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31.3 - 47.775 Jeffrey

On Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends, we help make you funnier. On this episode, my guests Bob Odenkirk and Kids in the Halls Bruce McCullough try and help the Kazoo Kid and Tazon Day be famous again. What if there's an alternate universe show where you guys are incredibly popular?

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Well, and they could travel up the land doing meet and greets. They're constantly needed at malls.

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Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

61.102 - 80.427 Timbo

Last night, a blown call changed a game. This morning, the internet lost its mind, and nobody's telling you exactly what happened. That's where Sports Slice comes in. I'm Timbo, and every episode, we're cutting through the noise, breaking down the biggest moments in sports, and giving you the real story behind the headlines. And we're going straight to the source

80.407 - 96.019 Timbo

the athletes themselves, their locker room stories, their reactions in the moment, and the stuff nobody gets to hear. Listen to Sports Slice on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And for more, follow TimboSlicelife12 and the TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok.

96.235 - 106.228 Michelle McPhee

I'm Michelle McPhee, and I've been unraveling the strangest criminal alliance I've ever reported on. A Mormon polygamist and an Armenian businessman.

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Multi-million dollar house, Ferraris and Lamborghinis, private jets, a billion dollar fraud.

Chapter 2: Who are the featured guests in this episode?

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Either way, the podcast Superhuman documented it all, embedded in the games and with the athletes for a full year. Within probably 10 days, I put on 10 pounds. I was having trouble stopping the muscle growth. Listen to Superhuman on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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I'm not sure if you saw this. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. But there's a public outcry over a recent poll of the country's best hamburger in honor of National Hamburger Day.

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Oh, this is always a fun combo. Who got it?

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Chapter 3: What alternate universe scenarios are discussed?

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I'm not going to get all into it, but the controversy surrounds the number one pick because it's not from a traditional burger spot. It's not like one of the ones we know. Not Five Guys, not In-N-Out. Oh, I love In-N-Out. It was actually Buffalo Wild Wings. Has anyone had a burger?

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Apparently, a lot of people love a specific item on their menu, and I'm just going to read it to you how they describe it. It's a double smash burger with American cheese, bacon, grilled onions, pickled Fresno chili peppers, and hatched chili aioli on a toasted challah bun.

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Dude, that actually sounds gourmet. Let's go right now and get it.

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218.289 - 232.751 Jeffrey

I'm not against it. I mean, bring him in. Do you have him outside? Bring in the In-N-Out and the Five Guys. All the niche burger places like Five Guys and In-N-Out are like, seriously, you're going to give it to Buffalo Wild Wings? Are you joking?

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Don't be jealous.

Chapter 4: How does the episode address recent sports controversies?

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I mean, yes.

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Make a better burger.

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Up your game, man.

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Then they went there and tried it and they were like, whoa, actually, this is pretty good. Also, in a viral video, some psychopath snuck in some Bloomin' Onion petals to put on top of the Wild Wings burger and said it tastes even better. So you were looking for an Outback-Wild Wings collab? Is that what we're looking for?

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I guess.

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That's where we're at as a country. Happy National Burger Day, everybody.

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Maybe we could all stuff it inside of a pizza crust and let Pizza Hut sell it.

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I'm not against it. Let's all put our bibs on as we send it over to the 190 pounds of bacon-stuffed man meat that we refer to as Digital Jake.

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He's our little Jake-inator. I thought he was a Smashburger, too.

Chapter 5: What is the significance of National Hamburger Day?

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We're talking company mascots. Alexis got hers wrong, but Brooke and Jose are still in the game. Need a number, please. I'll go number eight. The mascot for the language learning app Duolingo became famous online for aggressively reminding users to complete their lessons and haunting their notifications like a passive-aggressive life coach.

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Everyone knows it's an owl, but do you know its full name? Are you kidding me? It has a full name. Oh, this is impossible. Is it one name or is it two names that he has?

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Or three names?

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Chapter 6: What are the details of the controversial burger ranking?

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Give me a hint. Give me something close. It's either three or four names. It's a full name. Is it a boy owl or is it a girl owl?

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You can't ask all these questions. If you don't know, you don't know, Jeff.

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569.423 - 578.872 Jeffrey

I feel like this is a fair question to ask. I'm running the game. I think you can't ask these questions, Jeffrey. I would think this is a feminine owl. Are you sure?

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Wait, now you're questioning whether he knows her?

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582.095 - 596.449 Jeffrey

I want you to check underneath the feathers and get back to me. I'm not allowed to do that anymore. I refuse to answer this question unless I have that information. You're going to say girl owl? Yeah. I'm going to go boys and girls name. Okay, mix it up. Duo Renault Renee Lingo.

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Oh. Wow.

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That was like very close. Jeffrey, it's incorrect. Oh, wait. Her name is Duo Keyshawna Renee Lingo. Oh, that's Renee, yeah. Renee is there. How did you get Renee right? Oh, my God. After all that, I'm going to say Brooke and Jose have tied in today's plenty of 20. Oh, man. That means they get to choose who gets shocked, and they're going to be singing the Oscar Mayer wiener jingle.

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I mean, I feel like, I think it's a duet. Yeah, duo shocko. Okay.

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Exactly.

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