Chapter 1: What unique holiday traditions do families celebrate?
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Chapter 2: How do bizarre holiday traditions reflect family dynamics?
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Ah, the holidays. Time to force your family to come together and show off how weird you all really are. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and the best way to actually see that is through those unique holiday traditions that, for some reason, your family does every single year that aren't really traditional and are sometimes just kind of weird and embarrassing.
And you just do them because you've always done them. Yeah. Like, you're like, why are we doing this again? Why are we still doing it? For example, we recently learned Brooke on Christmas morning sends her husband and children out pickle hunting. Yes. Which she swears isn't a euphemism. And then she quotes, knocks boots with the neighbors. Physical snow boots, though. That must be it. Yes.
Part of that is true. The pickle part is true.
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Chapter 3: What are some of the strangest holiday traditions shared by listeners?
And then the mailman comes by and checks the oil. It's very weird at the Fox House. There's a special present. But if that's not odd enough for you, a survey asked people to share their strangest family holiday traditions that are unique to them. And there's definitely some weird ones, so let's talk about them. This one says, we play shaker present. What?
That's where you get to shake a present and ask one yes or no question about it per night. And if you figure out what it is before Christmas, you get to open it early. That's a little risky, though. Yeah, I'm gifting my husband. I hope he's not listening. Wine glasses this year.
Oh, then you're down. Yeah, that one.
be terrible can you imagine oh my god you're like honey it's broken glass another one says growing up each year when my dad was prepping the turkey he'd always put the turkey neck through his fly and casually walk around the house traumatizing everyone After he passed away, my sister took over the tradition. Traumatizing in a whole new way. Accidentally grazes it. Oh, sorry.
That's going to be tough to explain when you bring someone new into the family.
More people were sharing their weird family Christmas traditions. This one was every year my boyfriend's parents make a special nativity scene in their garden shed using literally whatever random objects are around. The first year I saw it, one of the wise men was a T-Rex toy, Joseph was Darth Vader, and baby Jesus was a little red plastic spider. Wow.
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Chapter 4: How do families incorporate humor into their holiday celebrations?
Spider Jesus. You know what? They're doing it right. That Jesus is from the Spider-Verse. The Force definitely is with them. We're talking about the strangest holiday traditions that people's families did that may have seemed odd to everybody else. This one says, one of my exes had a family that did this truly bizarre hunt the Christmas present game. Hunted?
Where his parents would wake up super early Christmas morning and go hide presents around the house and out in the garden. Then all the kids had to go and hunt them down. Like Easter eggs? One year, my ex had to climb a tree to get his razor scooter down. He fell and fractured a vertebrae in his back, and they all laughed remembering it.
No!
Remember when Jonathan almost died? Yeah. Hey, Mom, I bought you a new mattress. It's on the roof. Good luck. Well, they must live somewhere warm. Like, you couldn't do that where I grew up. There was, like, five feet of snow. That makes it harder, though. Yeah, you've got to wait until springtime to get your Christmas. It makes it worth it.
Chapter 5: What is the significance of the 'pickle hunting' tradition?
Another one says, my family plays the spoon game during the holidays. Where we basically pretend my grandma's a witch with magical powers. She goes out of the room. Someone in the room holds a big spoon for a few seconds and puts it down somewhere neutral. Okay. Then my grandma comes back in, feels the spoon, connects with her spoony spirits, and guesses who touched it.
And she gets it right every single time. Wow. There's a trick. She's got a camera or something. Weird that she puts the spoon in her mouth. No way. It tastes like heaven. It does sound like a grandma who's about to eat the children. Yeah, totally. All right, kids, now hop in the pot. Another one says, 28 years ago, I was one of the first 100 customers at a grocery store grand opening.
My reward was a free can of tinned meat.
Ooh.
That Christmas we had a white elephant gift exchange with the family and I wrapped the meat can up as my contribution. My mom got it and thought it was so funny that she kept it and re-gifted it back to me the next Christmas. And now, for the last 28 years, it has become the most coveted gift of the day. Whoever gets it. That's awesome.
In our family, we have a beef stick we've been passing around.
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Chapter 6: How do families create memorable holiday games?
It's specifically a Slim Jim that my sister-in-law snuck into our car at some point, so now then we sneak it into her house. Sometimes it gets mailed. So you just find it? Yeah, it looks really nasty because it's been about 13 years. Ew. It's like liquid in there. It's not liquid. It's more like a white. It's strange. It should be liquid.
How does your family attract anybody of the opposite sex to join you? This is actually my husband's family. These are the weirdest holiday family traditions people share in a recent Christmas survey. It says my family tradition was about a week before Christmas, we'd go out to the front yard with my dad to find the perfect pine cone.
We'd plant the pine cone in a pot and water it, and then overnight it would magically grow into this magnificent, huge, fully decorated Christmas tree. Oh, that is so cute. That is a great, magical thing. My parents said this planting thing only worked in December, and I didn't realize they were just buying a tree until I was 13 years old. That is so cute.
It sounds like the parents just didn't want the kids to help decorate the Christmas tree. Yeah, I remember.
it up and finally somebody wrote we got to a point where all the children in my family were teenagers and just asking for cash each christmas yeah and instead of letting it be boring we had them each open individual cards and we'd all chant money money money money it's funny to us but my friend came over for christmas one year and thought we were absolutely feral
It was like hissing, money, money. Friends like, I think you guys are kind of missing the spirit. At least they weren't chanting blood.
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Chapter 7: What are some of the most unusual holiday gifts exchanged?
Those were the strangest holiday family traditions that people celebrate every single year. Beef stick.
Beef stick.
Phone taps coming up right after this. She said, Johnny, the kids didn't come home last night.
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We were in the car, like a rolling stone came on, and he said, there's a line in there about your mother. And I said, what? What I would do if I didn't feel like I was being accepted is choose an identity that other people can't have. I knew something had happened to me in the middle of the night, but I couldn't hold on to what had happened.
These are just a few of the moving and important stories on my 13th season of Family Secrets. Listen to Family Secrets on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Chapter 8: How do holiday traditions evolve over time within families?
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