BREAKING NEWS: I Got Served For ANOTHER Lawsuit | Candace Ep 169
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All right, you guys, welcome to April. It's my favorite month of the year because I was born in it. And also I just love the spring. I've also come to terms with something. God has ordained it that I am simply not allowed to have a peaceful end of pregnancy. It's kind of like a running theme. And also, Lent season, be crazy, always for me. It just cannot be. Thou shalt not. I don't know why. I am afforded no peace. I'm just going to accept that. I feel like right now in my life, I need a YouTuber who's like dedicated to me in the same way that that Britney Spears fan was dedicated to her many moons ago when he made this video. Remember this?
Leave Britney alone.
Please. That's what I need right now. I need someone to just go live and be like, leave Candace alone. Let her be pregnant, please. But no, instead I have you guys. Apparently you're all too emotionally stable to do anything like that. Anyways, it is true. I got hit by another process server yesterday at my house with news of another lawsuit. I'm going to tell you guys all about it. Also, I spoke with Olivia Nuzzi. RFK Jr. 's sexting partner briefly. Interesting. Interesting. I'll tell you about that when we get to the comments. And the Trump administration is basically adopting a BLM position on antisemitism. I hate to say it. I hate to say it. But I have to say it because it's true. And I'm not a sycophant. So let's get started. And welcome back to Candace.
So obviously you guys know that we do this show live every single day. And just so you know, at the conclusion of every episode, I basically unplug my phone from the wall right there. And there's always these random explosions. I just feel like this is the hour where a lot of stuff happens in my life. Like I'll open a text message and it'll be something about Rajit Macron or the White House is calling or this or that or something's happened to the kid at school. It's just, it's crazy. I get stressed about it. Well, yesterday... I unplug my phone from the wall and I see a text message from my husband and he says, call Noah. Someone tried to serve the house. And I've told you guys about Noah before. He's been my lawyer for five plus years now. And he has seen a lot throughout that time. I'm assuming I have to be his most interesting client because there's just no way. I mean, there's just no way that I'm not his most interesting client. Anyways, I see this message from my husband and I'm just genuinely like, why? Why?
Why less than five weeks of pregnancy to go? I'm effectively walking around carrying a bowling ball every single day. Like, I just don't need any more drama. I'm about to go on like an early maternity leave. I'm just going to leave you guys tomorrow. OK, and I'm actually so glad in retrospect that I was recording live when this process server came by. Because I'm getting to that like angry phase of pregnancy. You know, I just want to beat somebody up right now. Just real bad. I just want to go at somebody. And I feel like if I had answered the door, like if it was me, that poor gentleman who was just the messenger would have accidentally been transported into the movie 300, which is like my favorite movie ever.
You know, when the messenger comes at the beginning of the movie to deliver news to King Leonidas and his Spartan wife. And the messenger is like playing all friendly, but low key. There's a war brewing. Yeah, I'll jog your memory. Take a listen.
Before you speak, Persian, know that in Sparta, everyone, even a king's messenger, is held accountable for the words of his voice. Now, what message do you bring? Earth and water. You rode all the way from Persia for earth and water. Do not be coy or stupid, Persian. You can afford neither in Sparta. What makes this woman think she can speak among men? Because only Spartan women give birth to real men.
That was going to be me yesterday, guys. I was literally, this guy, if he had given it to me, I would have said, only Spartan women can give birth to real men. And he would have been like, ma'am, this is Nashville, Tennessee. I have no idea what you're talking about, but I wouldn't have cared because I'm at that point right now. I just want to do hoodwats up with my friends.
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