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S11 Ep 452 Usual Drivel: Joe Goes Camping Pt 1

06 Aug 2024

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Chapter 1: What were Joe's initial thoughts about going camping?

37.915 - 44.645 David

Hi. Hi. Right, I'm going to sit back and it's over to you.

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44.665 - 49.552 Joe

What? No, ask me questions.

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53.398 - 58.926 David

You went camping this weekend. Yeah. And we did an episode on Patreon on Friday.

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58.946 - 62.732 Joe

I dropped the bombshell.

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62.752 - 65.716 David

That you were going camping. And you're not a camper.

66.016 - 66.437 Joe

No.

67.278 - 70.548 David

And there was a lot of setting up to do.

70.828 - 80.697 Joe

The week was dominated before with a couple of stressy moments and lots of things to do.

81.74 - 100.761 David

so when you told me i i actually felt for you and i said to know me i was like joe's going camping this weekend and that um that's quite open-minded about the whole thing i immediately said

Chapter 2: What challenges did Joe face while setting up the tent?

102.142 - 105.947 Joe

Well, should I just talk you through? I'll just start from the beginning.

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105.967 - 115.941 David

Talk me through the fact that when you went camping, you were going really early on the Friday and no one was joining you for a while. No, we... That was bleak.

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115.961 - 127.457 Joe

We went down at... Did we... Yeah, we chatted first. So I went immediately after we chatted, so like quarter to ten, 40-minute drive.

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127.96 - 160.362 Joe

set the so do you know what i think i was trying i think maybe because we talked about it i was trying to go in like into it with like just so i helped well accidentally inadvertently yeah so i was like no come on and i got there we set up the tent and i was already going I just couldn't stop thinking about the toilets and the showers. I knew I was never going to use the shower.

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161.023 - 172.582 Joe

Were you in a field? In a field. Just a regular field? Do you know, my first thing, you drive it, yeah, not a regular field, it's a campsite, but got there and I was like, okay. Just you and Petra? At this point, it was just me and Petra.

Chapter 3: How did Joe feel about the camping logistics?

173.764 - 175.787 David

No tension or anything?

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177.083 - 199.073 Joe

Do you want to know the first bit of tension? Yes, please. Let's jump to that. It's a real cliché. I remember as it was happening, I felt like a cliché. But... So we get all the stuff out. I'm not pissed off at this point, but there's a lot of stuff's happened already. The car's fucking full.

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199.573 - 220.692 Joe

So I knew that I'm doing, I knew I was doing a few runs, but I didn't mind that because the big chunk of that. What do you mean, a few runs? Well, I had to drive there with the stuff initially, drive back, pick some people up, which I'll tell you who they are. But I knew, I didn't mind the driving back full because that's sort of what we've spoken about, a bit of time to yourself, isn't it?

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220.672 - 247.557 David

you know like driving not enough time to chill out though no nowhere near but even but like i don't mind driving but if i put you hang on a minute i just want to get an idea what you're like at the cat are you kind of like uh where are the poles okay let's go let's go so not actually not much fun to be with no but also try not to be stressy which is stressy in itself yeah but

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Chapter 4: What caused tension between Joe and Petra during the trip?

249.038 - 271.227 Joe

What was I thinking? Petra's getting on with it. And she's had most of the stress. Has she? Dealing with me. But also, like... She was saying a lot of, look, I'm not having this all fall on my head all week. And then it all fell on my head.

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271.247 - 274.632 David

So that was... What, the week leading up to camping?

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274.652 - 286.048 Joe

Yeah, the week, there was like a... And how do you respond? No, no, no. I think it's like, okay, but give me a chance to actually do something and stuff like that kind of response.

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286.028 - 288.733 Petra

Yeah, because I'm chomping at the pit here, love.

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291.357 - 305.442 Joe

But like, getting pissed off that someone's saying I'm not going to do anything, but I haven't had a chance to do anything yet. So that annoyed me, but it was justified, obviously.

Chapter 5: How did Joe handle the food responsibilities for the camping trip?

305.462 - 320.889 Joe

Massively. I'll tell you what, there was a... So Pet just said, like, maybe on the Tuesday or the Wednesday, you can sort out the food. Because there's lots of other people, not lots of us, some other people going.

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320.969 - 328.46 David

Why don't you, why is it that, why don't you say you sort out the food? Why is it that way round?

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328.5 - 340.685 Joe

Okay, let me think about that. All right, truthfully, none of this is my fault, was what was going through my head. What do you mean, my fault? My doings? Yeah, none of this is my doing, yeah.

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341.185 - 345.492 David

Yeah. If you want me to come with you, then you have to take over.

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346.693 - 355.031 Joe

That was going on in my head, rightly or wrongly, but then even if it had been my doing, you're right, Petra said... Like, I'll never lead it fucking out.

Chapter 6: What humorous moments occurred during the camping setup?

355.571 - 380.639 Joe

But also, truthfully, if I said to Petra, I'll tell you how it would go if I said, and I'm not, this is genuine, I think how it would go. I'll go, if I went, okay, I'll tell you what, you do that, you do that, and you do that. Petra would go, no, hold on, wait a minute, let's just think about this. And then everything, all my wind would go out of my sails.

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380.659 - 382.101 David

Why don't you say that to Petra then?

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382.84 - 384.704 Joe

What, hold on?

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384.724 - 386.387 David

Yeah. Wait a minute.

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386.447 - 399.634 Joe

Let's just think about this. I cannot imagine. What would happen? I just can't imagine going, hold on, think about it. Of course you've fucking thought about it. I probably haven't. Well, maybe you have.

Chapter 7: How did Joe's experience change once they settled in?

399.674 - 403.802 Joe

Oh, no. I wouldn't have done it.

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404.423 - 410.492 David

Maybe you thought about it. But whatever I start... You want to get your mozzarella balls in?

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410.633 - 435.686 Joe

Give me a pack of mozzarella balls and I'll be fine. Hold on. Wait a minute. I just cannot get my head around saying to Petra, wait, think about this. It just would never happen. Like, it'd be, not as she'd say, it'd be like, who the fuck are you to tell me to think about it? But that's all I do is think about things and get it done right.

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436.967 - 441.552 Joe

And you fucking never think about anything, you cheeky fucker.

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441.802 - 445.787 David

You're being cheeky. You thought about something. I don't know.

Chapter 8: What cliffhanger moment does Joe leave us with at the end?

445.987 - 454.138 David

Maybe you wanted a watermelon. No, but all that would have been all about.

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454.158 - 485.391 Joe

It's like going up to Ronaldo and going, what about, I don't know, doing a different runner or whatever. It's like, fuck off. It's been 30 years getting this right. I love how our roles are just so deep. You and the family are going away in a couple of weeks. You are, though, aren't you? A couple of days before, Naomi goes, right, I think we should do this. And you go, hold on.

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486.153 - 487.435 Joe

Think about this, Naomi.

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487.668 - 496.557 David

Yeah, I mean, of course, there are certain roles, certain jobs where you go, yeah, that's absolutely been thought about. Yeah.

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497.179 - 527.452 Joe

Like, when I'm fucking watching... I can only pull some horses. She's thinking about the logistics of the thing. And then I go think about it. Honestly, it's just madness to even suggest saying that. Are you ashamed? A bit of me goes, I don't... I'm just like, it's like having a sprinter who's really fast and someone who can't run and going, why don't you run the 100 metres for us?

528.174 - 559.12 Joe

I just, it's too late for me to train. However hard I train now, I'm not going to be Usain Bolt. However much I put my head around, or me leading the charge of this... When do you lead, then? I can't go back to anything to do with the car. No, no, no, I was just thinking, like, is it the car? Probably. I just went and... I charged the car last night. And I uncharged it this morning.

559.454 - 564.077 David

So if she said, hold on, wait a minute, you'd go, fuck off, this is Mind Zone.

564.781 - 568.198 Joe

Well, yeah, a bit of, because I'd be like, you don't even know how to work the app.

570.963 - 573.328 David

Lovely. Lovely power shift.

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