Chapter 1: What embarrassing moment did Joe have with Colin Jackson?
Hi. Hi. Hi, can you hear me? I can hear you. Right. As I was saying to you, I've got a lot to talk about today. I think it's too much. I think you'll do a lot of, hold on, go back, wait, this should be a whole ep. But the idea of this episode was I was going to walk over to Old Trafford. Hold on.
Yeah.
Go back. There should be a whole ep on this. But can I summarise what else I was going to talk to you about? Yeah.
Chapter 2: How does Joe feel about turning 50 and what insecurities does he express?
You lost interest. No, no. Okay, I'll try and remember everything that's just sort of... Can I tell you where my brain went? What? I went there 10 days ago. Yeah, no, that's fair enough, though. That's fair enough. I thought maybe the audience might be interested in what happens the day of a countdown record.
Yeah.
Okay. Okay. Can I carry on? What else do you want to talk about? Needing to get someone out of your life. That's come up.
Chapter 3: What insights does Joe share about standing up for himself?
is ghosting always... I was thinking, God, I was thinking about ghosting.
Yeah.
Because, like... You had a coffee? No, but I've had a lot going on, an absolute petrol five days. um i've also been trying to be a bit more like i'm not having that brilliant that's definitely yeah but it's it's i've realized it's culminated in me living in a perpetual state of embarrassment right because i look back at standing up for myself or whatever i'm doing
And I'm trying to put myself out there a bit more, and I'm finding it really embarrassing. I realise that. It's shameful. Just said, just really, this literally just happened. I just saw Colin Jackson in the restaurant. And I thought, I'd never usually do this, but I'm going to say hello. Yeah. I did, and I massively regret it. Right. Fucking house bells.
Chapter 4: How does Joe describe his experience at the hotel restaurant?
And now I'm going to walk over to Old Trafford. Oh, yeah. And I've got a crunch crunch on the Manchester Canal this morning. Okay. Sorry, I'm going to start walking over to the other side. Yeah, I'm fine. Thanks for asking. Sorry. How are you? Well, I'm glad you got something because I didn't have. Basically, I slept walked last night and ate Nomi's cat lunch for today. Well, forget what I said.
How the hell do you top all that? Fucking hell. Not bad, eh?
Chapter 5: What unexpected announcement does David make towards the end of the episode?
I don't care about any of mine now. No, I do. You slit walked in it. No, it was about lunch. Oh, she said to me, you've eaten my... I left her a wrap. I ate all her sweet stuff. So when you've eaten all my... Do you sleepwalk? No. And I went, do you know what, Naomi? You've given me this real vague memory of me walking into the kitchen. Yeah, well, you've been... I said I know.
I'm telling you what I did. Back off. Yeah. This could be a nine-hour act.
Chapter 6: How do Joe and David reflect on their interactions with celebrities?
What's going on? And I'm on my headphones. I feel like I should be in the... Anyway, back to you. No, I don't care about me. I want to know about... I do. Can we get over... Can we just... I've got a vague memory of getting up about midnight and just going into the kitchen and just seeing these things on the side. Started eating them. Went back to bed. Right. Can I say where my brain went?
My tummy? Well, I went, if you do this a lot, how are you meant to lose weight? Well, I don't do it a lot. That's why I made it a little talking point.
Chapter 7: What humorous stories do they share about their daily lives?
Well, obviously you do. I don't. I'm joking. I'm thinking about all the stuff you said and we need to grab it now because it's not going to mean anything tomorrow. Where do you want to begin? Should I walk over to Old Trafford or should I go onto my laptop? Well, I've done Old Trafford. Well, I'll go and set up my laptop then while we're chatting. Well, how close are you? Ten minute walk.
If you'd like to go over there, I mean, I wouldn't mind seeing it. I'd rather you went to Carrington, the training ground. I'm not near there. If I can, I'll go to Disneyland then. Can't be great to do another tour.
Chapter 8: What future plans does David hint at regarding stand-up comedy?
It's quite surreptitious. what of um yeah you go around can't do that well anyway i just thought the idea was to go look i'm where you were the other way yeah lovely place should i set up my it's all right like this yeah yeah all right well What about if we end? We think we're about 10 minutes to the end. I'll start walking over. Yeah, that'd be nice. Okay.
I think the first thing I want to know is how the Colin Jackson thing went. Yeah, I thought that might be number one. Right. As would him. I still don't know. I've got to take my jacket off because my microphone's rustling probably. Stop. Right. I saw Colin Jackson last night in the hotel, because I came last night, yeah?
And Colin Jackson... Well, I keep saying Colin Jackson without him knowing, but I'm sure he is. Anyway, so I saw Colin Jackson. I was like, Christ, it's Colin Jackson.
Don't keep saying it.
Yeah. But I was like, like, he looked well. And I was like, I forget how this is. He looked well. He looked well, you know. Like, he's, I don't know, like my dad would say, he's in good nick. Right. And I was just looking at him. But he was, I said, right, I don't know why, but he had a coat a bit like mine. And, like, dark grey trousers and black shoes.
Like postman.
Well, no, just like a grey, like, warm, sensible jacket. Sense. Well, it was all right. I'll tell you, it was a sensible jacket. He's a good-looking fucker, isn't he? He is good-looking. But my point was, it was like, fucking hell, he, like, ran in the Olympics and stuff. And now he's got a really sensible jacket.
And he's walking over to the lifts and just stood at the lifts, like, ding, waiting to get out of the lifts, you know, family arena or whatever.
Yeah.
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