S16 Ep 870: Accidentally Edgy and The Coffee Crone
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What unusual public encounters set the theme for this episode?
Right, I went away going, should I... No, she gave me a look, and I'm like... Yeah, she was rude to you. I'm like, you're selling coffee... I'm the customer. So understand what the customer wants. And if you don't understand, then don't get your back up because you don't know what we're asking for because you're thick and you're tinting your hair, you old crow.
Do you know a lot of podcasts start with a little clip of what's to come? Can we start with you saying, no, you're a customer. I'm right. Stick that out of the front. This is, if you stick around, you get to this.
Good morning. You alright? Yeah. Yeah, I just have to take my mic out. Yeah, you alright? Yeah, you?
Oh, yeah. Yeah?
Yeah, yeah. What have you got cooking? I don't know what I said again. to not know where to begin this morning. I've got loads of stuff, if that helps. Well, I've got one thing, but you tell me. Go on. No, no, you do. Mine's... I don't think we should start with mine because it's negative.
Oh, right. Okay, let's end with it. Yeah.
Let's start an end with it, with the first half of it. What's yours? Yours positive? Yeah, sort of, yeah. Is this the medicine woman I've got in my head? It's the word, not that, but what's it called?
Medicine woman?
No, not medicine woman. Mind reader. So, mind reader, coffee shop. Do you want mine at the end? Tell me when.
And dentist.
And do you want mine now? Go for it. Very unpleasant woman.
What, that you've met? Yeah. Oh, this morning?
No, no. A few days ago. Wow.
We keep attracting these, don't we?
I don't really want to say. I'll text you in. Because it's a good thing it was that.
Oh, I put a kiss at the start. Oh, right.
Yeah, I don't know why you put a kiss in there. That's how we did that. Was that an old text to Petra that you just... No, I think I actually just hit X by mistake. Have I told you? Have you ever done a kiss?
I kissed Petra last night.
I kissed Petra. Did I? I think most of them. Did I put a kiss on the end of the guy who used to run out for the side years ago?
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's also... Who's the woman?
I thought you meant who's the woman I'm kissing. No. Well, I didn't know her before, but let's not start with the negativity. Let's start with some Henfield chat. Are you sure? Well, I just get up, because I don't know if I want to talk about it in detail. The one thing I thought about when I was thinking about telling you, I was like, I don't care if she knows. or works it out, because she was really not very nice. What I wanted to talk about... Who is it?
Tell us what she did, because we're on her side at the moment.
Well, what I wanted to talk about, really, was how you... Like, when you meet someone, it's really interesting, like that, it's really interesting how you react, or how I reacted. Because, like, I just sort of had to go, I just sort of went with it. I didn't go, sorry, do you mind not doing that?
Well, can you sort of feel this is quite frustrating to know what this is?
Right. So I was talking to two people and this is how the interaction started. I just felt an arm on my side there and someone literally pushed me.
Like guided. Yeah, like... Forcefully guided.
But, like, it was in a way where you go, that has to be someone I know mucking about. You know, like, if it's someone you know, you sort of move them for a bit of fun. Yeah. It has to be that. Yeah. Otherwise, this is mental. But, no, I didn't even think it was... I assumed it was Petra or someone. You know what I mean? Someone I knew well.
Or Trudy Styler.
Or Trudy Styler or Jeff Capes or someone.
That was a callback to an old ep.
Who's Trudy Geiger? Oh, fucking hell. Who's Trudy Geiger? I said Styler about seven seconds ago.
Sting's wife.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Great little callback. From four weeks ago. Well, for those who know, they've been loving that.
Yeah. So, like... Sorry, so you're at this kind of event, public event?
Yeah. I don't want to say what it is because I don't want to sully the event. So, yeah, no, I don't. You know, you kind of go, I don't want people to go, oh, that's what I'm thinking about that event.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What unusual public encounters set the theme for this episode?
0:00–6:53
2
How did David describe the first awkward interaction at a public event?
6:53–13:23
3
Why did David feel conflicted about confronting the woman who pushed him?
13:23–32:46
4
How did the group react and interpret the woman’s behaviour over repeated incidents?
32:46–46:13
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