Activity Overview
Episode publication activity over the past year
Stay Mad About It
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Does getting mad make you bad? Absolutely not. A lot of folks grew up being told to bottle up their ...
Hearing Vs. Listening
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On today’s episode of childproof, we hear you. No. Really, we do. Yeah, we’re doing all the talk...
Fire, Knives, and Other Things to Give Kids
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Parenting with and through anxiety can give a person anxiety. How do I overcome my irrational (and s...
Decision Fatigue
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What do you mean I have to choose every meal I eat for the rest of my life? What do you mean I’m r...
The Scariest Childproof Ever
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Spooky season has begun which means many of us are beginning to shop for Halloween costumes. Unless ...
Email Roundup
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s that time again. Tori and Gwenna dive into the inbox and the comment sections to see what you...
Complain Chain
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Human beings are sort of built to complain. It helps us regulate, it can make us feel better, and it...
Over Protected
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A recent Harris Poll found as released and had internet parents in an uproar. Tori and Gwenna had a ...
Hello From The Other Side
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hello from the other side of some of the things we thought our kids would never grow out of. Parents...
Unfinished Sentences
03 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Part of parenting is realizing you’ll almost never get to complete a sentence. Or a thought. At le...
Retro Parenting
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Millennials are notorious for really cherishing their nostalgia. We can’t help it. We had really c...
Independence
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Much of raising kids is fostering, dealing with, and cleaning up from our kids doing stuff “by the...
Back To School Special
13 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s back to school season and that means it’s time to talk a lot about going back to school. On...
Change and Challenge
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What’s in a name? Turns out we’ve been debating that for a hot second. On the heels of a Wall St...
Countdown
30 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Summer is slowly winding itself down and many of us look forward to sending our precious womb fruit ...
Mom Mantras
23 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a hundred times… we all have phrases that are said in repeat...
Media Readiness
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Is your kid ready to watch Deadpool? Good news. That’s your call. Bad news. We probably won’t he...
Kid Bedrooms & Family Spaces
09 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Where do you keep your deodorant? If the answer is something reasonable like bathroom or gym bag… ...
Childproof: Rebellion 1776
02 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
It’s finally here. The announcement we’ve been teasing. The news we’ve been itching to share. ...
Bored In The House
25 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Welcome to summer. School is out. It’s hot. The chorus of I’m bored has begun. But let’s be ho...
Are Movies Better Than Books? (Minisode)
18 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Tori gave Gwenna a minisode to discuss books versus movies because they desperately needed to hear m...
The Nostalgia Hits Different
18 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Nostalgia always hits different. It’s even weirder when you start sharing the staples of your past...
Parenting Fails
11 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
We are responsive parents. Not perfect ones. In this episode of Childproof Tori and Gwenna tackle so...
Founding Drama (Minisode)
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Tori won a bet and got to talk about whatever they wanted to for five whole minutes and Gwenna had t...
Ode to Minisodes
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Did you ever think you’d miss Baby Shark? Because you might miss Baby Shark…This episode is a li...
Mom Friends
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Making friends as a kid seemed hard when Gwenna and Tori were kids. Turns out it was way easier to m...
Summertime Sadness 2
21 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
We resume discussion of the Surviving Summer. It doesn’t have to suck. There are ways to make it f...
Summer Sadness
14 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Summertime is nearly upon us. Closer for some than others but the school year is wrapping up and the...
Emails and Emotes
07 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Today’s episode of the Childproof Podcast is diving back into our email box and comment sections t...
Childproofed Hills
30 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
American cheese may or may not be food. Blue is a flavor. As is purple. Cosplayers and Sports Fans a...
Finding Out
23 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
We know we have to let our kids mess up. We have to let them learn. Sometimes we have to let them le...
Sarcasm is a Love Language
16 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
What happens when two sarcastic people make children together? You end up with a kid who is genetica...
Person Parents
09 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Being a twenty-first century parent is a lot. You have to find time for yourself while prioritizing ...
It’s OK to be Anxious (sometimes)
02 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Sometimes you gotta do it anxious. There’s a difference between feeling anxious and living with an...
Dr Google: A Mom’s Best Friend & Worst Enemy
26 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Your kid is sick. Is it time for an ice pack and a nap? Or is it doctor time? When do you give Tylen...
You Don’t Like Dragons, Kid
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
We like to read. We really like to read. Books have been a constant companion of both Tori and Gwenn...
Chaotic Good Parenting pt 2
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Will it work for everyone? Absolutely not. There’s no one right way to raise kids. And sometimes y...
Chaotic Good Parenting
05 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Ever look at a common idea or behavior and think “Nope. That’s not for me.” Cuz same. Today on...
Howdy Y’all Email Round Up
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
This week we hit the inbox for your emails. Which means we are all over the place. We touch on paren...
Mom Brains
19 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Moms do a lot of different jobs. Chef, Nurse, Event Planner, Administrative Assistant, Teacher. Some...
Empathetically Angry
12 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Empathy is a learned skill and you can start teaching at day zero. Our kids are more capable of empa...
Back To Routine
05 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Gwenna and Tori are back this week! What even happened? Tori and Gwenna discuss everything that happ...
Not Goodbye, But See You Soon (And You'll See Us)
25 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
This week, Gwenna and Tori share some sad - but ultimately exciting - news. Childproof is parting wa...
Sibling Math & Tooth Fairy Lore
18 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Context matters when you want to call your brother a Silly Pumpkin Doo-Doo Head. This week, Gwenna a...
Elf On A Shelf, Sensory Santa, & Letting Go Of Mom Guilt
11 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Have a melancholy Christmas, it is…a time of year. This week, Gwenna and Tori share their struggle...
The Ultimate Mom Gift Guide
04 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Sometimes, you just have to push through the discomfort and get really specific. This week, Gwenna a...
Talking To The Turkey And Crying
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
It’s always parenting on hard mode when you’re parenting anywhere else but home territory. This ...
In the Eye Of The Hurricane, We Regulate
20 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Your best is still your best when you don't have as much to give. This week, Gwenna and Tori talk al...
You Win, But I Get To Be Right Next Time
13 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Good parents never stop thinking they’re doing a bad job; bad parents never stop to wonder if they...
Show Me Where Floppy Is On The Feelings Wheel
06 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Just because you've never *seen* a tiger robot stuffy, that doesn't meant it doesn't exist. This wee...
The Google Rabbit Holes Of Parenting
30 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Have you ever found yourself googling "Why is my child saying gyatt?" into the wee hours of the morn...
We Are Not The Only People Here
23 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
If your child has ever screamed in a library, had a melt down in the freezer aisle, or if you've eve...
The Parental Paradox
16 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Why does it seem like reverse psychology only works when you don't want it to!? In this episode, T...
Our Kids Are Not Our Hobbies
09 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
If you're a hobby collector, this episode is for you. Gwenna and Tori discuss their many extracurric...
The Take-Home Folder Of Doom
02 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Teachers are a vital part of our village, and they are on our side. In this episode, Gwenna and Tori...
We’re All In This Mail Bag Together
25 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
It’s time for another mail bag! Gwenna and Tori dive right into the Childproof inbox to see what’...
Breakfast Candy And Sprinkle Sandwiches
18 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Sometimes, bribery is the solution to the problems you create for yourself. In this episode, Gwenna ...
A Very, Merry, Unbirthday Bash
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
There is no right or wrong way to celebrate birthdays. In this episode, Tori and Gwenna share their ...
Hard Conversations Are Worth Having
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
If a child is old enough to ask a question, they are old enough to deserve an answer. In this episod...
My Closet Of Requirement
28 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Routines, habits, schedules, and systems are different but interconnected. In this episode, Tori and...
Goblins Go To The Zoo
21 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Did you think you were going to be packing bento boxes or going on every field trip, but then never ...
Ear Candy for the Soul Ft. Tim Kubart
14 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Kids music parents will actually like?! This week, Tori and Gwenna are joined by Tim Kubart, a Gramm...
There Be Dragons
07 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
In this episode, Tori and Gwenna dive into the complexities of parenting with wisdom and humor as th...
New School Year, Same Backpack
31 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
“Who is ready for their kids to go back to school?!” If you raised your hand, you’re in good c...
Glitter Is Not The Devil
24 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
In this episode, Tori and Gwenna delve into the intricate world of parenting children with deep pass...
Ages and Stages: Boss Level
17 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
In this episode, Tori and Gwenna discuss the challenges of parenting middle grade, preteen, and teen...
Ages And Stages: The Saga Continues
10 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
In this second episode of Ages and Stages, Gwenna and Tori discuss the unique challenges and experie...
Ages And Stages: The Early Years
03 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Welcome to our first Ages and Stages episode. This week, Tori and Gwenna walk through the early year...
I Don’t Let My Kids Win
26 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
If you don't listen to this episode, I'm telling Mom! This week, Tori and Gwenna discuss the dynamic...
Why Is Her Butt So Big?
19 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Kids say the darnedest things. In this episode, Tori and Gwenna discuss how to handle kids saying me...
Let Your Kids Get Hurt
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Bring out the feelings wheel! In this episode, Gwenna and Tori emphasize the importance of allowing ...
Don't Compare Yourself To Yourself
05 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
This will definitely be a core memory. In this episode, Gwenna and Tori discuss their issues with th...
Toothpaste Is Not Skincare
29 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Summer has begun! In this episode, Gwenna and Tori share their excitement and challenges of the summ...
The Birds, The Bees, And Vajazzling
22 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
I think it's time we have "The Talk". Tori and Gwenna are joined by Rachel Coller Mulholland, a nati...
Eliza Gets Butterflies Ft. Phillipa Soo & Maris Pasquale Doran
15 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Don’t be nervous! This week, Gwenna and Tori are joined by Philippa Soo and Maris Pasquale Doran t...
First Birthday Mail Bag
08 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
As Childproof’s first birthday approaches, Gwenna and Tori are thrilled to bring you a special mai...
Why Fight The Robots?
01 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
What’s your biggest pet peeve? This week, Gwenna and Tori are here to rant. The duo vents about ev...
Is It A Zebra? Or A Horse?
24 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
The simple solution is… you should listen to this episode. This week, Tori and Gwenna discuss the ...
We Look With Our Eyes
17 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Sharing is caring... well, sometimes. This week, Tori returns, and the dynamic duo dives into the to...
You Need A Nap Ft. Dr. Sujay Kansagra
10 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
This week, Gwenna is joined by Dr. Sujay Kansagra, pediatric neurologist and director of the pediatr...
Lower Your Expectations
03 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Let's let go, together. This week, Gwenna and Tori dive into the art of lowering expectations, both ...
Spring Break, Mom Break
27 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
This week, Gwenna and Tori find themselves halfway through spring break and already found themselves...
Kid Spaces And Stuff
20 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Okay, I'm going to need some space. In this episode, Gwenna and Tori delve into the topic of spaces ...
Feeding Littles, Mediums, And Larges Ft. Megan McNamee
13 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Today, Gwenna and Tori are thrilled to welcome Megan McNamee, one of the minds behind the Instagram ...
Our TikTok Sensation Wrote A Book
06 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
This week's episode is a special dedication to our very own TikTok sensation, Gwenna. Her recently r...
Stop When You Get To Three "No"s
28 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Congratulations, you've reached your podcast listening milestone. In this episode, Gwenna and Tori d...
Pop-Tart Funeral
21 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Don't cry, we're back with another episode! This week, Gwenna and Tori chat a little more about how ...
Valentines: The School Made Me Do It
14 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Happy Valentine's Day! On this episode, Gwenna and Tori air out their grievances about celebrating t...
Lost And Found: Mom Edition
07 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Grab your favorite coffee, tea, or Four Loko and get ready to find yourself again. This week, Gwenna...
Story Time!
31 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Gather 'round, children (and parents), it's story time! In this week's episode, Gwenna and Tori shar...
Yes. Play With Your Food: Seconds
24 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Back for seconds already? Don’t worry, Gwenna and Tori have plenty of leftovers from last week. Th...
Yes. Play With Your Food: First Course
17 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
This week, Gwenna and Tori have their plates full with breakfast, lunch, and dinner. In this episode...
Unslam The Door
10 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Gwenna and Tori ready to kick off the New Year. In this episode, ...
Snowmageddon
03 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
No matter the weather, we’re in it together. This week, Gwenna and Tori are preparing their childr...
New Year, Same Me
27 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
What is your New Year's resolution? Ours is to not make resolutions. In the final episode of 2023, G...
The Gift Of No Timer
20 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Your wish is our command! In this week, Gwenna and Tori present you with an early Christmas gift—a...
Ho Ho Ho MFers Pt. 2
13 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Caution: Christmas spoilers ahead—proceed with care! In this episode, Gwenna and Tori chat about t...
Ho Ho Ho MFers Pt. 1
06 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
It’s giving season, and in this episode, Gwenna and Tori explore the essence of the 'Three Gs' of ...
Ask And Ye Shall Receive: Email Roundup
29 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Your questions have been received, and we are here with the responses you seek. In this episode, Gwe...
It’s Not A Phase Mom
22 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Well actually... you should listen to this episode. This week, Gwenna and Tori take a stroll down me...