Finding Out
Wed, 23 Apr 2025
We know we have to let our kids mess up. We have to let them learn. Sometimes we have to let them le...
Sarcasm is a Love Language
Wed, 16 Apr 2025
What happens when two sarcastic people make children together? You end up with a kid who is genetica...
Person Parents
Wed, 09 Apr 2025
Being a twenty-first century parent is a lot. You have to find time for yourself while prioritizing ...
It’s OK to be Anxious (sometimes)
Wed, 02 Apr 2025
Sometimes you gotta do it anxious. There’s a difference between feeling anxious and living with an...
Dr Google: A Mom’s Best Friend & Worst Enemy
Wed, 26 Mar 2025
Your kid is sick. Is it time for an ice pack and a nap? Or is it doctor time? When do you give Tylen...
You Don’t Like Dragons, Kid
Wed, 19 Mar 2025
We like to read. We really like to read. Books have been a constant companion of both Tori and Gwenn...
Chaotic Good Parenting pt 2
Wed, 12 Mar 2025
Will it work for everyone? Absolutely not. There’s no one right way to raise kids. And sometimes y...
Chaotic Good Parenting
Wed, 05 Mar 2025
Ever look at a common idea or behavior and think “Nope. That’s not for me.” Cuz same. Today on...
Howdy Y’all Email Round Up
Wed, 26 Feb 2025
This week we hit the inbox for your emails. Which means we are all over the place. We touch on paren...
Mom Brains
Wed, 19 Feb 2025
Moms do a lot of different jobs. Chef, Nurse, Event Planner, Administrative Assistant, Teacher. Some...
Empathetically Angry
Wed, 12 Feb 2025
Empathy is a learned skill and you can start teaching at day zero. Our kids are more capable of empa...
Back To Routine
Wed, 05 Feb 2025
Gwenna and Tori are back this week! What even happened? Tori and Gwenna discuss everything that happ...
Not Goodbye, But See You Soon (And You'll See Us)
Wed, 25 Dec 2024
This week, Gwenna and Tori share some sad - but ultimately exciting - news. Childproof is parting wa...
Sibling Math & Tooth Fairy Lore
Wed, 18 Dec 2024
Context matters when you want to call your brother a Silly Pumpkin Doo-Doo Head. This week, Gwenna a...
Elf On A Shelf, Sensory Santa, & Letting Go Of Mom Guilt
Wed, 11 Dec 2024
Have a melancholy Christmas, it is…a time of year. This week, Gwenna and Tori share their struggle...
The Ultimate Mom Gift Guide
Wed, 04 Dec 2024
Sometimes, you just have to push through the discomfort and get really specific. This week, Gwenna a...
Talking To The Turkey And Crying
Wed, 27 Nov 2024
It’s always parenting on hard mode when you’re parenting anywhere else but home territory. This ...
In the Eye Of The Hurricane, We Regulate
Wed, 20 Nov 2024
Your best is still your best when you don't have as much to give. This week, Gwenna and Tori talk al...
You Win, But I Get To Be Right Next Time
Wed, 13 Nov 2024
Good parents never stop thinking they’re doing a bad job; bad parents never stop to wonder if they...
Show Me Where Floppy Is On The Feelings Wheel
Wed, 06 Nov 2024
Just because you've never *seen* a tiger robot stuffy, that doesn't meant it doesn't exist. This wee...
The Google Rabbit Holes Of Parenting
Wed, 30 Oct 2024
Have you ever found yourself googling "Why is my child saying gyatt?" into the wee hours of the morn...
We Are Not The Only People Here
Wed, 23 Oct 2024
If your child has ever screamed in a library, had a melt down in the freezer aisle, or if you've eve...
The Parental Paradox
Wed, 16 Oct 2024
Why does it seem like reverse psychology only works when you don't want it to!? In this episode, T...
Our Kids Are Not Our Hobbies
Wed, 09 Oct 2024
If you're a hobby collector, this episode is for you. Gwenna and Tori discuss their many extracurric...
The Take-Home Folder Of Doom
Wed, 02 Oct 2024
Teachers are a vital part of our village, and they are on our side. In this episode, Gwenna and Tori...
We’re All In This Mail Bag Together
Wed, 25 Sep 2024
It’s time for another mail bag! Gwenna and Tori dive right into the Childproof inbox to see what’...
Breakfast Candy And Sprinkle Sandwiches
Wed, 18 Sep 2024
Sometimes, bribery is the solution to the problems you create for yourself. In this episode, Gwenna ...
A Very, Merry, Unbirthday Bash
Wed, 11 Sep 2024
There is no right or wrong way to celebrate birthdays. In this episode, Tori and Gwenna share their ...
Hard Conversations Are Worth Having
Wed, 04 Sep 2024
If a child is old enough to ask a question, they are old enough to deserve an answer. In this episod...
My Closet Of Requirement
Wed, 28 Aug 2024
Routines, habits, schedules, and systems are different but interconnected. In this episode, Tori and...
Goblins Go To The Zoo
Wed, 21 Aug 2024
Did you think you were going to be packing bento boxes or going on every field trip, but then never ...
Ear Candy for the Soul Ft. Tim Kubart
Wed, 14 Aug 2024
Kids music parents will actually like?! This week, Tori and Gwenna are joined by Tim Kubart, a Gramm...
There Be Dragons
Wed, 07 Aug 2024
In this episode, Tori and Gwenna dive into the complexities of parenting with wisdom and humor as th...
New School Year, Same Backpack
Wed, 31 Jul 2024
“Who is ready for their kids to go back to school?!” If you raised your hand, you’re in good c...
Glitter Is Not The Devil
Wed, 24 Jul 2024
In this episode, Tori and Gwenna delve into the intricate world of parenting children with deep pass...
Ages and Stages: Boss Level
Wed, 17 Jul 2024
In this episode, Tori and Gwenna discuss the challenges of parenting middle grade, preteen, and teen...
Ages And Stages: The Saga Continues
Wed, 10 Jul 2024
In this second episode of Ages and Stages, Gwenna and Tori discuss the unique challenges and experie...
Ages And Stages: The Early Years
Wed, 03 Jul 2024
Welcome to our first Ages and Stages episode. This week, Tori and Gwenna walk through the early year...
I Don’t Let My Kids Win
Wed, 26 Jun 2024
If you don't listen to this episode, I'm telling Mom! This week, Tori and Gwenna discuss the dynamic...
Why Is Her Butt So Big?
Wed, 19 Jun 2024
Kids say the darnedest things. In this episode, Tori and Gwenna discuss how to handle kids saying me...
Let Your Kids Get Hurt
Wed, 12 Jun 2024
Bring out the feelings wheel! In this episode, Gwenna and Tori emphasize the importance of allowing ...
Don't Compare Yourself To Yourself
Wed, 05 Jun 2024
This will definitely be a core memory. In this episode, Gwenna and Tori discuss their issues with th...
Toothpaste Is Not Skincare
Wed, 29 May 2024
Summer has begun! In this episode, Gwenna and Tori share their excitement and challenges of the summ...
The Birds, The Bees, And Vajazzling
Wed, 22 May 2024
I think it's time we have "The Talk". Tori and Gwenna are joined by Rachel Coller Mulholland, a nati...
Eliza Gets Butterflies Ft. Phillipa Soo & Maris Pasquale Doran
Wed, 15 May 2024
Don’t be nervous! This week, Gwenna and Tori are joined by Philippa Soo and Maris Pasquale Doran t...
First Birthday Mail Bag
Wed, 08 May 2024
As Childproof’s first birthday approaches, Gwenna and Tori are thrilled to bring you a special mai...
Why Fight The Robots?
Wed, 01 May 2024
What’s your biggest pet peeve? This week, Gwenna and Tori are here to rant. The duo vents about ev...
Is It A Zebra? Or A Horse?
Wed, 24 Apr 2024
The simple solution is… you should listen to this episode. This week, Tori and Gwenna discuss the ...
We Look With Our Eyes
Wed, 17 Apr 2024
Sharing is caring... well, sometimes. This week, Tori returns, and the dynamic duo dives into the to...
You Need A Nap Ft. Dr. Sujay Kansagra
Wed, 10 Apr 2024
This week, Gwenna is joined by Dr. Sujay Kansagra, pediatric neurologist and director of the pediatr...
Lower Your Expectations
Wed, 03 Apr 2024
Let's let go, together. This week, Gwenna and Tori dive into the art of lowering expectations, both ...
Spring Break, Mom Break
Wed, 27 Mar 2024
This week, Gwenna and Tori find themselves halfway through spring break and already found themselves...
Kid Spaces And Stuff
Wed, 20 Mar 2024
Okay, I'm going to need some space. In this episode, Gwenna and Tori delve into the topic of spaces ...
Feeding Littles, Mediums, And Larges Ft. Megan McNamee
Wed, 13 Mar 2024
Today, Gwenna and Tori are thrilled to welcome Megan McNamee, one of the minds behind the Instagram ...
Our TikTok Sensation Wrote A Book
Wed, 06 Mar 2024
This week's episode is a special dedication to our very own TikTok sensation, Gwenna. Her recently r...
Stop When You Get To Three "No"s
Wed, 28 Feb 2024
Congratulations, you've reached your podcast listening milestone. In this episode, Gwenna and Tori d...
Pop-Tart Funeral
Wed, 21 Feb 2024
Don't cry, we're back with another episode! This week, Gwenna and Tori chat a little more about how ...
Valentines: The School Made Me Do It
Wed, 14 Feb 2024
Happy Valentine's Day! On this episode, Gwenna and Tori air out their grievances about celebrating t...
Lost And Found: Mom Edition
Wed, 07 Feb 2024
Grab your favorite coffee, tea, or Four Loko and get ready to find yourself again. This week, Gwenna...
Story Time!
Wed, 31 Jan 2024
Gather 'round, children (and parents), it's story time! In this week's episode, Gwenna and Tori shar...
Yes. Play With Your Food: Seconds
Wed, 24 Jan 2024
Back for seconds already? Don’t worry, Gwenna and Tori have plenty of leftovers from last week. Th...
Yes. Play With Your Food: First Course
Wed, 17 Jan 2024
This week, Gwenna and Tori have their plates full with breakfast, lunch, and dinner. In this episode...
Unslam The Door
Wed, 10 Jan 2024
Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Gwenna and Tori ready to kick off the New Year. In this episode, ...
Snowmageddon
Wed, 03 Jan 2024
No matter the weather, we’re in it together. This week, Gwenna and Tori are preparing their childr...
New Year, Same Me
Wed, 27 Dec 2023
What is your New Year's resolution? Ours is to not make resolutions. In the final episode of 2023, G...
The Gift Of No Timer
Wed, 20 Dec 2023
Your wish is our command! In this week, Gwenna and Tori present you with an early Christmas gift—a...
Ho Ho Ho MFers Pt. 2
Wed, 13 Dec 2023
Caution: Christmas spoilers ahead—proceed with care! In this episode, Gwenna and Tori chat about t...
Ho Ho Ho MFers Pt. 1
Wed, 06 Dec 2023
It’s giving season, and in this episode, Gwenna and Tori explore the essence of the 'Three Gs' of ...
Ask And Ye Shall Receive: Email Roundup
Wed, 29 Nov 2023
Your questions have been received, and we are here with the responses you seek. In this episode, Gwe...
It’s Not A Phase Mom
Wed, 22 Nov 2023
Well actually... you should listen to this episode. This week, Gwenna and Tori take a stroll down me...
Momsgiving
Wed, 15 Nov 2023
If you cringe at the sight of Christmas commercials popping up immediately after Halloween, then thi...
Activating Mom Wait Mode
Wed, 08 Nov 2023
Get ready to start the timer because in this episode, Gwenna and Tori dive into the topic of the cou...
Normalizing Normal Ft. Emily Feret
Wed, 01 Nov 2023
How frequently is your house 'Company Clean'? This week, Gwenna and Tori are joined by their IRL fri...
I’m A Bad Mom And So Can You
Wed, 25 Oct 2023
Bad moms never wonder if they're doing a good job, and good moms never stop worrying that they're do...
This Is Halloween
Wed, 18 Oct 2023
Looking for a scare? Fright this way. With Halloween a few weeks away, Gwenna and Tori are here to g...
Expect Nothing When Expecting Ft. Jen Hamilton
Wed, 11 Oct 2023
So, just how big is 10 centimeters? In this episode, Gwenna and Tori join forces with labor and deli...
Why Does Everyone Hate Kids?
Wed, 04 Oct 2023
When did you know you wanted kids? Some of us are still waiting for that moment, and that’s okay. ...
Break The Cycle, Because I Said So
Wed, 27 Sep 2023
"Don’t talk back to me!" "I hope you have kids exactly like you!" Have you heard these phrases bef...
Puddle Of Pickles: Regulation
Wed, 20 Sep 2023
All right, we all just need to calm down. If you're a regular listener, you've probably heard Gwenna...
Proud Parents Ft. Idina Menzel & Cara Mentzel
Wed, 13 Sep 2023
In this episode, Gwenna and Tori bring on two very special guests. Sisters Idina Menzel and Cara Men...
I Don't Make My Kids Do Homework Pt. 2
Wed, 06 Sep 2023
This Part Two episode is dedicated to everyone who hates the timer as much as we do. This week, Gwen...
I Don't Make My Kids Do Homework Pt. 1
Wed, 30 Aug 2023
The kids are back to school... now what? In this episode, Gwenna and Tori celebrate (and commiserate...
Tidiness Is Morally Neutral
Wed, 23 Aug 2023
How does one keep a tidy house? Asking for a friend. This week, Gwenna and Tori invite the founder o...
Sorry Not Sorry… But I Really Am
Wed, 16 Aug 2023
#SorryNotSorry! This week, Gwenna and Tori cover the nuances of apologizing for both kids and parent...
There’s A Frog In My Backpack
Wed, 09 Aug 2023
Mom and Dad can hardly wait for school to start again! It’s that time of year again and Gwenna and...
You Don’t Need Kids To Listen To This Podcast
Wed, 02 Aug 2023
We’re excited to hear from you! On this episode, Gwenna and Tori reach into the Childproof mail ba...
Allergies Are Nothing To Sneeze At Ft. Dr. Zachary Rubin
Wed, 26 Jul 2023
Did you know there is no such thing as a "hypoallergenic" pet? This week, Gwenna and Tori bring on t...
The Toddler Grief Theory
Wed, 19 Jul 2023
Don't worry, the freezer section is overwhelming for us too. In this episode, Gwenna and Tori addres...
It’s Okay To Say “It’s Okay”
Wed, 12 Jul 2023
Hey kid, you're going to be okay. In this episode, Gwenna and Tori chat about using the phrase "You'...
It's Okay To Complain: Mom Rants
Wed, 05 Jul 2023
Disclaimer! Mom rants ahead (but don’t worry, we’re not judging you). We are all about ranting h...
I Love My Mom Guilt
Wed, 28 Jun 2023
There's no shame in feeling guilty. Gwenna and Tori kick off this episode by reading listener emails...
Find The “Why” Behind The Lie
Wed, 21 Jun 2023
Let’s tell the truth, m’lady. Gwenna and Tori start off with the infamous phrase, "I don't know....
I’m A Gentle Parent Not A Gentle Person
Wed, 14 Jun 2023
We are gentle parenting our children... But when do they start gentle childing us? In this episode, ...
You’re Not Bribing Your Kids Enough
Wed, 07 Jun 2023
You know what works better than asking nicely? Bribery. But when is it right to parent with positive...
Popsicles, Fireworks, Cantaloupe, And Ketchup (Summer Kickoff)
Wed, 31 May 2023
School’s out for summer… let the chaos begin. Gwenna and Tori return with some tips for maintain...
My Kids Cuss More Than I Do
Wed, 24 May 2023
Uh huh, this my sh*t! In this episode, Gwenna and Tori share how they have been handling their kids ...
I'm My Kid's Friend, But They're Not Mine
Wed, 17 May 2023
Gwenna and Tori are back for another episode, this time diving in their relationships with their kid...
Am I Doing Mother’s Day Wrong?
Sun, 14 May 2023
Gwenna and Tori are wishing a ‘Childproof’ Mother’s Day to all the parents out there, starting...
I Yell At My Kids
Wed, 10 May 2023
You’re grounded… and that’s a good thing. Gwenna and Tori are back for another episode of Chil...
Are Routines For Me Or My Kids?
Wed, 03 May 2023
Start the timer! In the first episode of Childproof, hosts Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom are tal...
Childproof (Trailer)
Tue, 18 Apr 2023
Betches Media’s Childproof is a parenting chat show for when you’re craving adult conversation. ...