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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Raising a well-behaved child in this world requires strict discipline and punishment. Today, we will... No, the f*** we will not.
Hello and welcome to Childproof, Parasocial Parenting, an Airwave Media Podcast. I'm Tori Phantom. And I'm Gwena Lathland, and this episode is not happening. It is, but not the normal one. This is a collection of our pre-shows, all stitched together.
Yep. It's summertime and we're taking a little break from recording because our kids are home and don't like when we try to hide ourselves away in the offices to record ourselves. So we're taking a little break and this is what you get. But just for this week, we'll be back.
Yeah, we'll be back. We just want to have like a little summer with our kids. But content warning this time. Our pre-shows are available to our subscribers on YouTube and Patreon. So we do not filter them as hard.
It means I cuss a lot more. So if you listen to sensitive and parroting tinies, just know this episode's a little more adult content-y than normal.
Yeah, it also means that I cuss at all.
Choking. Tori Phantom doesn't cuss.
No, just a lot. Anyway, if you like this and want to hear us have a FaceTime before recording regularly, subscribe to our Patreon or become a member on YouTube. The link is in the description.
Why are we hearing a stitched-together pre-show instead of a regular episode?
I'm opening the pre-show still eating my breakfast. I don't care. That's fine because I was actually on time and you'd never know because I can't work my computer.
I was told not to derail any of the recordings. Tell me why it took us 10 minutes from you fixing the computer to actually hitting the record button because I was running my mouth. So no effing worries.
What's funny is that you're the one who told yourself to not derail anything. Okay. Okay.
Don't use my own words against me.
up just that text okay okay this is our time for tomorrow this is our time limits so we have to make sure to stick to it uh this is a text to myself really okay yes i'll be on time and then everything went wrong everything i have a plumber coming in 40 minutes because my husband and i communicate about as well as my podcast co-hosts and i Which is to say, well, but no one remembers shit.
No!
Okay, I have to tell you this story, okay? Because you see my sweater, right? Yes. I fucking saw Hamilton. I was convinced all week we weren't making it.
I am surprised, and I did not know this. I was not watching live texts from you in the mezzanine.
I on my Tori Phantom Facebook, I was posting as if I was an explorer and I was doing journal entries. So I was doing journal winter break 2025. And every day I would post these updates as if I was some like old timey explorer. And then I made it to Hamilton because my entire family was sick because we know this happens. We talked about this on a previous episode. that's did we i don't know we've done so many montages recently i don't remember anything we've talked you don't need to remember our show to know this about my family we always we stop making plans we don't make plans on any break because within two days we have a patient zero and that's what happened It was a rough one. It was a rough one.
And like I had two sick kids on Christmas. And so I was like, there's no way we're making Hamilton. But by the time Hamilton Day came, we had been fever free in the house for three days. Like I wasn't going to spread anything, you know, that was important. Right, right. So because no one was sick, no one had symptoms. All right, we go to Hamilton. Now this was in Ohio. This was a two hour drive. Okay.
How do the hosts explain their summer break and content warnings for pre-show material?
But what's funny about this is that we bought the tickets over six months ago, right? And then we had told the kids several times what we're doing.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–2:02
2
Why are we hearing a stitched-together pre-show instead of a regular episode?
2:02–4:38
3
How do the hosts explain their summer break and content warnings for pre-show material?
4:38–11:55
4
What happened on Tori’s Hamilton trip and why did she buy so much merch?
11:55–51:39