Richard Diamond, Private Detective: The Big Foot Grafton Case 08/30/1950

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What is the opening premise of the Big Foot Grafton case?

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Unknown 0:20
Listen, while the makers of Rexall drug products and 10,000 independent Rexall family druggists bring you Dick Powell as Richard Diamond's private detective.
Unknown 0:56
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Richard Diamond 2:01
Well, just a moment.
Unknown 2:09
Don and pick up the receiver and speak to me or I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll
Richard Diamond 2:14
Walt, Walt, is that your blood pressure I hear bubbling or are you calling from Niagara Falls? But the big idea is that it's a beautiful day and I'm happy. When I'm happy, I whistle. And when I'm happy and whistling, I don't like to be interrupted.
Unknown 2:26
I'll remember that the next time you're unhappy and you ask a favor from me. You can whistle then, too.
Richard Diamond 2:31
Oh, the great big important police lieutenant wants a favor from poor little old Richard Diamond.
Unknown 2:36
I want you to go to a funeral.
Richard Diamond 2:38
Yours?
Unknown 2:38
No, it's mine. Say I'll live to dance the Charleston on your grave, wise guy. Oh, they're burying Bigfoot Grafton this afternoon.
Richard Diamond 2:46
How do you know?
Unknown 2:47
How do I know? How do I know what?
Richard Diamond 2:49
That it's Bigfoot Grafton they're tucking in.

Why does Lieutenant Walt ask Diamond to attend Bigfoot Grafton’s funeral?

Richard Diamond 2:52
The way it read my paper, the harbor patrol fished out a guy presumed to be Bigfoot Grafton boy racketeer.
Unknown 2:57
We're satisfied with the identification.
Richard Diamond 2:59
Huh? Fingerprints?
Unknown 3:01
Fingerprints. Look, the body was in the Hudson River for nearly a week.
Richard Diamond 3:04
Oh. Then tell me, what makes you so sure the guy they're putting in the ground today is Grafton?
Unknown 3:09
Look, Diamond, you're beginning to exasperate me. Will you or won't you go with us to Bigfoot Grafton's funeral this afternoon?
Richard Diamond 3:16
Why me?
Unknown 3:17
Maybe you can show the boys how to dig the grave.
Richard Diamond 3:19
Oh, Walt, Walt, that's silly. I don't know a grave from a hole in the ground. So why me?
Unknown 3:24
Because you once told me about a little business matter you had with some of Grafton's gang out west. And because some of those same hoods may attend the funeral, and because if any of them do, you'll recognize.
Richard Diamond 3:36
And I can point them out to you.
Unknown 3:38
Say, you are a detective. Otis and I'll pick you up in about an hour. Goodbye, Diamond.
Richard Diamond 3:44
Goodbye, bright eyes.
Lola Enright 3:49
Come
Helen 3:50
on, come on, Billy. How many times have I got to tell you this is the only thing left to do? It's all wrong, Marge. I tell you there's no need to call in a private eye.
Richard Diamond 3:57
Well, hello, girls.
Helen 3:58
Who are you?
Richard Diamond 3:58
The name's on the door.
Lola Enright 4:00
Your diamond? Uh
Richard Diamond 4:02
You see something you don't like?
Lola Enright 4:03
Yeah, you.
Richard Diamond 4:05
Oh, you'll never be lovely, be engaged, or get to use ponds with an attitude like that.
Lola Enright 4:09
It's a waste of time, Marge. A waste of time. Lay off it, Billy. I know what's right. We came a long way to see you, Diamond. All the way from West Frampton we came. We're ducklings.
Richard Diamond 4:18
Well, first impressions are so deceiving. I almost thought you were girls. Now look, there's a psychiatrist just down the hall who.
Lola Enright 4:23
Get this, Billy. The guy thinks we're nuts.
Richard Diamond 4:26
Well maybe you are a couple of ducks, and I'm the one who's crazy.
Lola Enright 4:29
Not ducks, ducklings.
Richard Diamond 4:31
Oh. Well then if you have that kind of a problem, go to the Ottoman Society.
Lola Enright 4:34
You never heard of the Long Island ducklings? All we done was win the pennant last year.
Richard Diamond 4:38
Pennant? Oh, baseball?
Lola Enright 4:41
Now it's coming. We're a girls' softball team. We got our own park out in West Frampton. I play third base.
Richard Diamond 4:47
Who's on first?
Lola Enright 4:48
Me. Come on, let's get out of here, Marge. We'll stay.

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