Rocky Fortune: The Catskills Cover-Up 02/09/1954

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Who introduces Rocky Fortune and what is the episode setup?

Choice Classic Radio Host 0:00
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Frank Sinatra 0:15
Presenting Frank Sinatra, transcribed as Rocky Fortune.
Rocky Fortune
Frank Sinatra 0:38
NBC presents Frank Sinatra, who stars as that footloose and fancy-free young gentleman, Rocky Fortune.
Rocky Fortune (Frank Sinatra) 1:04
Hi. Say, if you ever vacationed up in the Casco Mountains, you've probably heard of Mama Greenspan, the best cook between the Waldorf and Grossingers. Mama runs Greenspan Villa, which was quite the place to go before son Larry started to gamble away the profits. I did a hitch there as assistant social director a couple of years back, and last week I got a call from Mama asking me to pinch shit for a few days till she could find a new social director. Before I got through, I was not only a social director, I was almost a funeral director at my own death. Pardon me, lady. Is this the Waldorf Astoria?
Mama Greenspan 1:41
Is this... Rocky! Rocky, my boy. How are you, Mama? Oh, let me look at you. Mmm. Ah, you're just the same. Nothing but flesh and bone. Come in the kitchen. I'll fix you something.
Rocky Fortune (Frank Sinatra) 1:55
I just ate, Mama.
Mama Greenspan 1:56
No, no, no, no. You'll force yourself. Come on, darling.
Rocky Fortune (Frank Sinatra) 1:59
Let me, uh... How come you need a social director all of a sudden?
Mama Greenspan 2:02
Well, the last director eloped with one of the guests without so much as a howdy-doody. Here, sit.
Rocky Fortune (Frank Sinatra) 2:09
I'll snack you. Now, look, let's keep it down to six or seven courses, Mama. Tell me about this job. What do I do? How many guests have you got?
Mama Greenspan 2:16
Well, for the last week, all we had was old Mr. Siegel in 212 and Mrs. Rafferty, the fat lady, from 216. But all of a sudden, yesterday comes a Mr. Martin and an hour later, a young girl from Flatbush. Such a pretty little thing. Your eyes could fall out from looking on her. With such a pickup in business, I thought, Mama, good times is coming back again. You should get a social director.
Rocky Fortune (Frank Sinatra) 2:40
And you figured I was out of work, so you called me.
Mama Greenspan 2:42
Oh, I don't pay much, but at least you'll eat good until you find something more substantial.
Rocky Fortune (Frank Sinatra) 2:46
Mama, you're absolutely wonderful. How's Larry?
Mama Greenspan 2:49
Larry?
Rocky Fortune (Frank Sinatra) 2:51
You remember your son. We used to play handball together when I worked here, remember?
Mama Greenspan 2:54
Oh, that Larry.
Rocky Fortune (Frank Sinatra) 2:57
Well, what's the matter, Mama?
Mama Greenspan 2:58
Oh, everybody has his own troubles. Why should I make mine yours?
Rocky Fortune (Frank Sinatra) 3:02
Come on, now. Tell me about it.
Mama Greenspan 3:04
Well, I... I guess you knew Laurie ain't exactly a dependable boy. Not a bad boy, understand, but... But after Papa died, he started to go with bad fellas, and he gambled, and one thing led to another.
Rocky Fortune (Frank Sinatra) 3:17
Yeah, I read where he got sent up for a year.
Mama Greenspan 3:19
Only six months he was there. And when he came out a few weeks ago, he was a changed boy. Mama, he said, from now on the straight and crooked path. No more gambling. I'm going to get a job. He said it right here in this kitchen.
Rocky Fortune (Frank Sinatra) 3:33
So?

Why does Rocky return to Mama Greenspan and take the social director job?

Mama Greenspan 3:34
So he tried to get a job, and nobody would take him. So he got mixed up again, and... And what? And they're looking for him to kill him. Oh, Rocky. Now, take it easy, Mama. Take it easy.
Rocky Fortune (Frank Sinatra) 3:46
Who's looking to kill him?
Mama Greenspan 3:47
Oh, the man who came yesterday. Mr. Bugsy Martin.
Rocky Fortune (Frank Sinatra) 3:50
How do you know this?
Mama Greenspan 3:52
How do I know? Larry called me on the telephone and asked me if Bugsy Martin was here. And he said Bugsy Martin was after him. And I shouldn't say I heard from him. Period.
Rocky Fortune (Frank Sinatra) 4:04
Did he tell you why this guy's after him?
Mama Greenspan 4:07
You read in the newspaper where the federal payroll was held up last week?
Rocky Fortune (Frank Sinatra) 4:11
The post office job.
Mama Greenspan 4:12
The post office job. Rocky, I think Larry was involved.
Rocky Fortune (Frank Sinatra) 4:18
What makes you think he was in on this job?
Mama Greenspan 4:20
Because the post office was in Albany. And I happen to know that Larry had a plane ticket for Albany the day before. Also, I know he was mixed up with those no-goodniks again.
Rocky Fortune (Frank Sinatra) 4:31
In other words, you don't really need a social director.
Mama Greenspan 4:34
In other words, I need a friend, Rocky. I need somebody who can help me in case Larry comes. Maybe you could talk some sense in him somehow.
Rocky Fortune (Frank Sinatra) 4:43
Maybe, Mama. I'll do what I can. But for now, you better introduce me to the guest, huh?
Rocky Fortune (Frank Sinatra) 4:55
Mama took me out on the porch where the three paying guests were rocking back and forth.

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