Season 5 - Episode 45Ho Ho Ho Merry XmasIn a change to normal events – I seem to have lost my voice - so this weeks ‘festive extravaganza’ is hosted by everyone’s favourite Xmas Angel, Linda ‘new clean shag’ Pollack. And what a fine job she does too – so THANK YOU Linda – you’ll get your reward under the mistletoe (if I can find any)We set off this weeks show on a festive tour around the finest and spookiest – theatres in the country. I get the lowdown on paranormal activity from The Chorley Theatre (Chorley not, you cry – it’s true I tell you) Kings Hall and Winter Gardens in Ilkley, and last but not least the Cheese and Grain in Frome – where I discover I’ve used the same bog as such legends as Dave Grohl, Robert Plant, Fat boy Slim and wait for it Paul McCartney!There’s the organising for the big day itself – with my Sister Karen who seems to think I should bring Ruth to the Toby Carvery for Xmas lunch – and well, I don’t need to be a paranormal psychic to predict that it will be a disaster!On a more serious note – I truly wish each and every one of you a very Merry Xmas – I hope you enjoy whatever you’re doing (not sure I will). Thank you all for the love and support over the last 12 months – its means so much.I leave you with a little Xmas poem...He lay her on the table so plump & clean & bare.His forehead damp with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there.He touched her neck and felt her breasts and drooling touched her thighs.Her bits were wet and everything set, he gave a joyful cry.The hole was wide, he looked inside: All was dark & murky.He rubbed his hands then stretched his arms, then stuffed that bloody Turkey.May I wish you and your dirty mind a very Merry ChristmasClinton.xCredits:Katherine Boyle and Sally-Ann HaywardIan Robinson from The Chorley Theatre in ChorleyDarren Bulmer from The Kings Hall and Winter Garden in West YorkshireMicheal Ford from The Cheese and Grain in FromeMy sister KarenProducer Laurie Peters https://laurie-profile-page.webflow.io/ ----- Clinton Baptiste appears courtesy of Goodnight Vienna Productions ----- ----- Clinton Baptiste appears courtesy of Goodnight Vienna Productions ----- By signing up to www.patreon.com/clintonbaptiste you hear this podcast ad-free each week, that's ONE WHOLE WEEK before anyone else - and a whole lot MORE including access to my CLINTON BAPTISTE TV™ SHOW every single month! Remember to send in your own DECENT spooky story by calling my spooky story hotline on 01892 711198 - and leave a message or email me [email protected] TO SEE CLINTON AND RAMONE LIVE ON TOUR ALL OVER THE UK FROM SEPT- DEC 2022 go to https://www.clintonbaptiste.com/live Get your own Clinton ringtones, LIVE video recordings and more on ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/clintonbaptiste/shop 🎙️ This podcast is produced, hosted, and distributed by Peters-Fox Ltd. All production, publishing, infrastructure, and revenue systems are owned and operated by Peters-Fox Ltd.© Peters-Fox.co.uk Podcasting. No third party is authorised to duplicate, migrate, or claim rights to this feed or its infrastructure without written agreement.Any enquiries regarding rights, access, or use must be directed to: [email protected] featuring Mr Alex Lowe is used with permission under the terms previously agreed with Peters-Fox Ltd. All rights reserved. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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