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Chapter 1: What unexpected event started the road trip chaos?
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Chapter 2: How did GPS issues complicate their journey?
I want the thick one.
That was a theme song.
Well, when the song was playing, right, we all in a car and the song started playing and he was like, Doug was like, if bro want the thick one, I want the sister. Barbie said, you're so cute. You was like, that's me. That's me.
I'm like, that's cute.
That needs to be a caption when you drop your photo. I forgot the words already. We're still drunk. Literally, we're winking bags. It's fine.
It's fine.
Everything's intact. He's so concerned. No, the whole bumper didn't come off. It was just like a middle piece of it, but it popped back in. Oh, this drink is strong.
yeah oh intro the drink well real quick so we can get back to our convo yeah because i hate drinking it before you intro it but i don't it's raspberry y'all i haven't been a terrible bartender and i'm gonna do better but we don't have any groceries listen we are here fresh off the road so no groceries it's hot as hell talk to him in here it's hot it's My bumper is not missing.
The bumper is very much there. It popped back on. It's alive.
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Chapter 3: What humorous mishap occurred with the car?
It's alive. The only thing fucked up is my daddy property.
Does he know?
Did you say anything? No, but honestly, y'all, that thing has been getting hit for years. So was it up? Was it up? AT&T don't even use those no more, so it should be fine. They need to get that shit removed. They have a very windy driveway.
Everybody and their mom and dad.
Nobody can whip out that motherfucker but me and my sisters. I can do 60 out there. And it was a rock before it to prevent people from getting to that. So that's what I got stuck on with the rock and roll. It was terrible. I was just like... Tore your shit off. It's not her fault. She's just a girl. Kiki was so cool about it.
It's pretty common to do that.
I'm like, girl, that motherfucker been getting hit for years. I gotta send Malc the picture. That is hilarious. We here. Oh.
Oh.
I'm terrible. And Malc is the youngest. That's crazy. Then... Yeah, you won. You won fair and square. Then Sparkling Image played you on your clean out.
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Chapter 4: How did the group manage their chaotic road trip experience?
It goes like, you know, up and then back. So just imagine you just start backing out. That's kind of a hill right there. It's like a hill into the neighbor's yard. Yeah, then I was like, oh God, this could be the neighbor's. And then I'm really going, oh, I just was stressed out. I ain't got no money to pay nobody. So tell y'all daddy. You knock that motherfucker off the hill.
Tell y'all daddy, get it out the mud.
It'll be all right.
It's out the mud, daddy. It's out the mud, daddy. Speaking of which, okay, words from the block this week. Now, can you please explain? Yes, this is boy is out the mud. Boy is out the mud. That's out the mud. Mike, that's fine. How?
Oh, okay.
You just did some crazy, you said some crazy shit or did some crazy shit. I would have been like, Barbie, boy is out the mud. It's out the mud. Her daddy about to kill you. When I seen the wires, I was just like, but AT&T don't use that no more. The wires is hilarious. I hope so. Fiber. Optical fiber. I thought you was going to show us what your car look like. My car is perfectly fine.
It's fine, guys. Okay. It is fine.
We'll see it when we... Kiki was like, oh, it's okay. When we leave out, we'll see it.
I'm going to pull off so fast.
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Chapter 5: What unexpected moments happened during the Nashville trip?
It's out the mud today. Mike said it's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean. No, we had this conversation while we were in Nashville. We were literally potting the whole time in Nashville. No, y'all would have been so proud of us. We potted the entire time. Bro, if it's big and it get hard, I could work with it. Just lay down. I don't like extremely big ones.
I'm not talking about a Mandingo. If I get high... What? Peep, peep, peep. Listen to me. Pop a little. You feel me? Okay, we know. We be seeing you on the podcast. Oh. They say perky feet. So how do you climax? It's crazy for you. They don't feel shit, though. So that's why they be going for a really long time. Yes. I don't like that. You trying to kill my motherfucking spirit.
You trying to kill my confidence, nigga. Bitch, we three hours in. No, sir. Wait, wait. I said I was done talking about Nashville. If we going for three hours and nothing has exploded yet.
Three hours?
If I'm not fast, it's a problem. But three hours is insane. No, it's not. For some girls, different strokes for different folks. I want rounds. But... Same. Three hours?
consecutively there's no way that that's happening i don't know i just i just i'm gonna eat that wet that was up under that pillow mouth oh he wasn't up there i'm gonna eat that wet up under that pillow what are we talking about um my guy my guy jeff said when he was younger he was in his 20s he was cracking a girl he's like it's going crazy in here and he like you know how you stretch and did it he said he reached on the pillow and it was a bottle of wet oh
And I was like, baby girl, at 20. She was sneaking. She was sneaking. But he said she pre-gamed. But this is my thing. Jeff was probably like, here, add a little bit more. But no, at 20.
What did he say?
Shit, fuck it.
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts feel about men needing to know practical skills?
Yeah.
Spin that shit.
Spin that shit. Where all my oily ass. Okay. No, play the real.
Wait, wait. Nashville.
Wait, before, before. Last thing about Nashville. Kiki, how do we miss this? This was major. We went to our after after party, y'all. And it was a man in there that was 82 years old. Oh, not Pop Pop. A guy walked up, because I was like, the guy was like, yeah, this is my granddad or something like that. And so he was sitting there next to a little babe. And I'm like, oh, OK, what's up, Pop Pop?
She was like, what you call him? Pop Pop. She said, his name Big Daddy. I said, oh, I said, are you his granddaughter or his girlfriend? She said, neither one. I said, okay, my business. Pop Pop was in there. Girl, she was offended that she called her. His name is Big. Shout out to Big. Why would you do that? Why? I wanted to know what was going on.
The guy you were with, he said it was his granddaddy. Oh, I see. Listen, he owe this shit in there with a fan on. He's fanning the strippers, putting them up under their dress. They fanning their pee pocket, fanning their booty hole. He can't. He did my boobs like this. I was like. Yeah, Pop-Pop. I mean, Big Daddy. But he was old as ever. Throwing ones at the stripper. And he was outside.
This is the after hour. It's five in the morning. Go to home. Go to sleep, Pop-Pop. Why are you here? But that was Big Daddy.
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Chapter 7: What are the hosts' views on accountability in relationships?
Well, yeah. By the way, shout out to 29. Shout out to 29th Street. And Chen.
Those are our guys.
Those were your replacements, Malk.
We tapped into Nashville.
Them was our guys. They really protected us. Black truck everywhere. Security everywhere we went. I think we were feeling like what we was feeling like. What was we feeling like?
Like we should.
What we should feel like. What real you said you wanted to play, Kiki? The one with BG and Angel Reese. BG, oh, you tapped into basketball for real. You got nicknames.
Oh, my gosh. Oh, she used to love Britney.
I used to have the biggest crush on her. Her deep old voice, ain't it?
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Chapter 8: What insights do the hosts share about celebrity culture and personal boundaries?
It's definitely giving Big Daddy. That girl said, what's her name?
Big Daddy.
It's giving Mad Dog. Mad. Shout out to BG. Y'all don't know Mad Dog off of Jason's lyric. Oh my gosh. Crash out. His daddy used to get drunk and be his mama all the time.
Never mind.
You too young. No, I know the movie. I just can't. uh think of that right now she's still drunk so wait so that was that was your favorite like basketball player yes i used to love her so when she went to baylor what's your favorite favorite basketball team WNBA or NBA? Oh, I mean, I'm kind of like a home team kind of girl, so Pacers. Pacers? Name five players on the Pacers team. Reggie.
Can I say Larry Bird? Does that count? Oh, not on the current team. No, all generations.
All generations.
Larry Bird didn't play for the Pacers. I know, but he was the coach. That's what I'm saying. Can I say him? Does that count? Current, current, current. All right. Is he the current coach? We're not talking about the coaches. All right, fine. Listen, that was when Rick Carlisle was the last time I paid attention is what I'm saying. It's been a while. Oh, Jermaine O'Neal. Current players. Current.
I can't. Okay. Tyrese Halliburton. All right, Tyrese. And then... What? Okay. The little... Y'all got me messed up. You said who? Jermaine O'Neal? What's the... What's the little... Five in general. Oh, five in general. Okay. I said Jermaine O'Neal, Tyrese Halliburton, Reggie Miller, Middle World Peace.
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