It's 5:20 Somewhere - Before We Even Left… Everything Went Wrong 😂
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What unexpected event started the road trip chaos?
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I think that we did all right. Come on, Trop. I think we did all right. For me, because I can't dance for shit. Hey, we was hitting it in the club. Was y'all doing line dancing and stuff when y'all was out there? We were in the... This was not the country. We was with some... It was a ratchet time. It was ratchet. It was country ghetto. That's the only way that I can explain it. But we had an amazing, amazing time. Starlito is definitely the host with the most. Shout out to Lito. His show is fire. We miss you too. We miss each other. We came back. We're still friends. Yeah, we made it through the girls' trip. And we made it out the group chat. We had a, like, literally, we was, let's talk about it while we're here.
Okay, what part? Because, honey. Let's start. This was by far the most chaotic road trip I've ever been on because it took us four hours to get out of the city. Four hours. I dropped my son off. I was dressed. I was ready to go. Oh, she was ready to go.
You be ready, though. Hold on. No, no, no, no.
We're not going to act like you Miss Perfect because the first, the trip literally started out with her eating some shit. Tell them.
What?
Guess whose property she struck. Property? Yes. With your car? Your new car? With my new car. Is it damaged? Okay. Oh, will you be? I have a picture of it. Oh, shit. You're going to get in trouble. I'm going to get in trouble with your families. So. Who? Who? It's so. You hit somebody's car? I hope it was somebody I do not fuck with.
No.
I was picking her up from your dad's house and ran into the AT&T box. That thing that's been getting hit for years. So she's blowing my phone down and I'm like trying to hurry up and make it out, right? How the hell did you do that? So listen, I'm in the driveway and I looked and I was like... She sent me a picture of it while I was like wheeling my suitcase. You must have hit it hard. Listen, y'all. So I'm like, I was like, oh dang. I looked up and I was like, I'm at the, I thought I was at the wrong like address or whatever.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What unexpected event started the road trip chaos?
0:00–7:53
2
How did GPS issues complicate their journey?
7:53–8:55
3
What humorous mishap occurred with the car?
8:55–11:43
4
How did the group manage their chaotic road trip experience?
11:43–45:54
5
What unexpected moments happened during the Nashville trip?
45:54–47:48
6
How do the hosts feel about men needing to know practical skills?
47:48–49:06
7
What are the hosts' views on accountability in relationships?
49:06–50:29
8
What insights do the hosts share about celebrity culture and personal boundaries?
50:29–1:31:07
Speakers
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