Bryan Cranston | Club Random with Bill Maher

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What is the story behind the mezcal and tequila discussion at the start of the episode?

Bryan Cranston 0:01
I've had a Zippo lighter in the past. When I was doing... They suck.
Bill Maher 0:04
They never...
Bryan Cranston 0:05
It's like you... If
Bill Maher 0:06
I don't put in every five times. But in Vietnam, they were always like burning the village. It's all Zippo. And you
Bryan Cranston 0:17
can't light a fucking cigar with it. How did it always work in the jungle of the Mekong River? Because Zippos work when it's nice and moist out, I guess. Really? No. But, you
Bill Maher 0:31
know, do you drink? I do. You know, we have my booze over here.
Bryan Cranston 0:37
Oh, what am I asking? I'm asking a guy
Bill Maher 0:38
who's got a giant tequila company. That's not the only thing. Can I try your Das Hombre? Would you? I feel like we're doing an infomercial, would you? Can I try it? Sip up to the smooth, refreshing flavor. It
Bryan Cranston 0:52
is a great little sipping thing. I love it. You
Bill Maher 1:00
always drink tequila?
Bryan Cranston 1:02
I've been drinking. No, actually, mezcal. This is mezcal. And our mezcal has been around now for three and a half years. Mescal? Yeah, that's what this is. Is it
Bill Maher 1:15
a type of tequila?
Bryan Cranston 1:16
Actually, it's the other way around. Tequila is a mescal. Oh. Is it from
Bill Maher 1:22
mescaline?
Bryan Cranston 1:23
No, no. It
Bill Maher 1:24
sounds very
Bryan Cranston 1:25
much like mescaline. It does sound
Bill Maher 1:27
like mescaline.
Bryan Cranston 1:27
It
Bill Maher 1:28
sounds like they possibly
Bryan Cranston 1:29
could be the same
Bill Maher 1:30
drug.
Bryan Cranston 1:32
Would
Bill Maher 1:32
you like it with soda? No. No? You'd just drink it straight? Oh, yeah. Geez. Is that because you're on the company or just because you really like
Bryan Cranston 1:39
it that way? I like it this way. But if I want to sip something all night and I want to drink, I'll put soda in it. Well... I drink it with this,
Bill Maher 1:48
I'm going to give this company a plug because I think they should advertise here. Maybe, I think.
Bryan Cranston 1:55
That's
Bill Maher 1:55
a soda. I drink this Stevia soda. It's called Zevia. Oh, Zevia. Because, and I can never find it anywhere. I literally take it into a restaurant because it's the only soda that doesn't have sugar or aspartame. So it's carbonated. It's stevia, which I think is, I'm not sure it's health food, but I know it's better than sugar and aspartame. So
Bryan Cranston 2:23
you're saying stevia, which is that sweetener. Cheers, by the way. Nice to see you.
Bill Maher 2:28
I'm so glad you're here. Thank you, bud. You know I'm a big fan of yours. I mean, I'm not just
Bryan Cranston 2:32
saying that. I'm a fan of
Bill Maher 2:33
yours. Well,
Bryan Cranston 2:34
that's probably why we
Bill Maher 2:35
both accepted to do this because, you know, we're almost the exact same age. Do you know that? I'm January 20, 1956. Ah, you're two months, like
Bryan Cranston 2:46
a month and a
Bill Maher 2:47
half older.
Bryan Cranston 2:47
March
Bill Maher 2:48
7th, 56. Mel Gibson, I think, is March 56. Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson, yeah. Yeah. Exactly right. Can you imagine if you and Mel had just switched parts your whole career? Why couldn't you have been Braveheart?
Bryan Cranston 3:05
Why could I not have been? Or why
Bill Maher 3:06
couldn't you be, you know, with the, I'm too old for this
Bryan Cranston 3:10
shit guy. You could have done
Bill Maher 3:11
that. And he could have been on
Bryan Cranston 3:13
Malcolm in the Middle. And Breaking Bad. And Breaking Bad, yeah. He probably would have. I wouldn't switch with Mel at this point. You could have been in The Passion of the Christ. Wouldn't you? Oh, yeah. That's a good one. Did
Bill Maher 3:26
you ever see it? I did not see that one. You might be surprised at this, but I even said this publicly. I think it's a terrific movie. I think he's an amazing filmmaker. Apocalypto is a great movie.
Bryan Cranston 3:38
Braveheart is awesome.
Bill Maher 3:40
And look, I'm an atheist, but I get the story.
Bryan Cranston 3:46
I'm here for the story and the popcorn.
Bill Maher 3:50
As
Bryan Cranston 3:51
storytelling, it's very compelling. He's, no, he is a very good storyteller. And, you know, he was also a very good actor at one time. And I don't know, I mean, personal life, conflagration.
Bill Maher 4:08
Sugar tits, remember
Bryan Cranston 4:10
sugar
Bill Maher 4:10
tits? Oh, boy. Well, he had the loon father, right? You know about his father.
Bryan Cranston 4:19
Not too much,
Bill Maher 4:20
no. I try to stay away. He had like more Catholic than the Pope. You've heard that?
Bryan Cranston 4:26
Oh, okay. Yes.
Bill Maher 4:27
He had the more Catholic than the Pope father. I mean, crazy Catholic. That's tough. Who was like, it's almost like, you know, Trumpers who the regular Republicans aren't. That's right. Enough. Yeah. Like these 20 clowns who just held up the speakership with Kevin McCarthy. They go far right. Right. That's Mel Gibson's father with the Catholic Church.
Bryan Cranston 4:48
He was
Bill Maher 4:49
always criticizing the church because they did things like the mass in English.
Right.
Bill Maher 4:54
was too liberal for him oh yeah or like they used to do them the mass with the priest would have his back to the crowd i i

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