Cedric The Entertainer | Club Random with Bill Maher
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What is the Kings of Comedy golf tour and why do they use it as an excuse to hang out?
Don't hug me, I have monkeypox. Oh, monkey pox. That's that's that's the one. You'd be like, bro, you'd be all lumped up. But thank you so much for coming here. Very cool. Got fucked up today. Appreciate it. Somebody doing it, Bill. You trying, you know, you got Podcasts and shows and people and So do you. You have more shows than anybody. Look at the way your shit turned out, huh? I know, right? You know, you know, you know. Like, I knew I was gonna be a comedian when I was ten. But you didn't you had other careers. Yeah, like uh yeah, 'cause I had that house with the moms and you know, and the teachers and shit and uh what? Yeah, my mom's a school teacher and you know, and so it just was like Yes, please. Please. Are you drinking?
No, I I've I got a very dirty martini right now. Well that was that technically drinking. No, but no, it's actually just green drink. It looks like no, I'm not drinking. Ugly looking drink. It's it's green juice. I'm not because I went I hosted this thing last night. It's so fi. Hosted what? Uh the so the Y W C A phenomenal woman of the year. Didn't you host the Oscars or the Emmys. Of the Emmys. His Emmys last this last one. Jesus Christ. And then you and then you'll do this one too, huh? Oh no. Yeah, I g well, you know, I mean, I'm sure they pay you a lot of money You've hosted those before, right? What? You hosted one of those, right? Never. Really? Oh no. I'm I am definitely not Personic Rider. Yeah. Smooth, refreshing flavor, huh?
Step up to the cool refreshing flavor of networks. Coles. Clove cigarettes. Cloves. Oh man. They ride on your lungs like a velvet pussy. But you but you Obviously Take jobs. That you don't have you don't need the money. Uh yeah, you do 'em you do you know, you do 'em for But that's the cache, right? A little money, of course. But it's not crazy. It's not the it's not the life changing money anymore. Right. But it's the kind of thing that you do it like, you know, to say that you hosted the Emmys and it it gives it this kind of supposedly this this No, I'm saying the Emmys I understand. It's the other one. Oh, the phenomenal woman. That came strictly from a favor. That's like that's what I'm asking. Yeah, that one was.
Oh, the Emmys, I guess. Yeah, no, that that one was That one was the guy that actually does my golf tournament was was producing this one and he calls you and goes, Hey man, you know, I want to make it look special. You do work a lot. Yeah. You're a little Leno esque. Yeah. Yes, yes. Yeah, and um you know, I'd much rather though. Like you know, like 'cause what do you do? You sit around and you You know, I guess you you know, you kinda you know, I I I I d I'd rather just be like going and do something than to sit around and just Right. Be talking about the old days and people want to talk about the old days with you and
shit.
But you have a family. Well, your kids are grown. No, they're well, they're still fairly young, but um I mean But you want to get away from them. Yeah, they're kids. It's normal. Yeah, that's normal. Everybody knows. I'm like happily married, so you want to get away. You wanna go you wanna go away from that. That's why God invented golf. Right. With four hours out of gallery. Who who would really ever want to play golf? Yeah, not to be a good pace. I do. Oh you do? I'm actively against it. Well yeah, I've heard that. But you know, like all the guys, me and DL and uh George, that's our little clique, uh, Cheeto. Uh Anthony Anderson. We all got a golfing click. Yeah, we got a whole little oh click up. We go and hang and go places and shit.
Oh. So it's like the uh Kings of Comedy Golf Club excuse to be gone. Excuse with a that's a sequel. It's a comedy play golf. It's it's such an excuse group to be like, Oh, you know, I was with you know, with Anthony and I gotta go. I gotta go. It's with Jordan. Do you remember Vernon Jordan? Yes. I had a chance to meet him a couple of times. Oh yeah. And he was Clinton's buddy? Yeah. And remember that got into the press that he once said somebody asked him, What do you and Clinton talk about on the golf course? Because they were always golfing buddies and he said, Pussy.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the Kings of Comedy golf tour and why do they use it as an excuse to hang out?
0:01–8:42
2
How does Bill Clinton’s multitasking legend relate to the guests’ own work habits?
8:42–19:27
3
Which famous figures were wrongly ‘canceled’ and what does that reveal about today’s cancel culture?
19:27–29:26
4
Why did Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton call Cedric about his role in *Barbershop*?
29:26–37:25
5
What does Bill say is the thing that annoys him most on *Real Time*?
37:25–45:42
6
How much does Bill actually read and why does he claim he doesn’t?
45:42–56:20
7
How do they define addiction and why does Cedric say he’s never been addicted?
56:20–1:05:40
8
Why is the freedom to say exactly what you think so important to both hosts?
1:05:40–1:11:48