David Spade | Club Random with Bill Maher
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How do Bill Maher and David Spade define a “woman who likes your sense of humor”?
I always want to see you more, but you're so rare. You make yourself so rare. I'm so important, yeah. You're so rare. What are you doing that you have to be so rare? You never come out with, like, all those comics.
You never do. You know what's funny is... Well, not with me. Two things. I come by this frickin' street when I used to live up here for 15 years. So I know this street back and forth. And so I didn't know you lived here. Other than that, that's a great story. We use that as a clip. And... That's what I mean. And when I saw you in Hawaii, people don't know, to the people at home, you do a show in Hawaii and
then... No, last year, this was the last one. The last one, right. Hold the plug. You did the first year of comics on board. It was so great. You and Jeff Ross. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was 2014, I think. Is that
when it was? Oh, yeah, it was fucking fun. Can you believe... It was really fun, because you know, your friend group is the coolest guys. Woody's funny, great. Sean Penn, Eddie Vedder,
that trip. And the crew I take. I mean, it was 12 years I did it. It was great. And I got to spend time with people like you and Jeff. Like, I never would, because I don't know. What are you doing? Why are you hiding? Why are you shy? You know what it is, you're with girls. I'm so coquettish. How did you get to be, you're like the Pete Davidson of your generation. You're right. You kind of are. Like the guy, everybody goes, wow, how did he get all those girls? It's always how. It's so horrible. It always starts with how.
No one can figure out the
fucking
Rubik's Cube. No,
it doesn't always start with how. Sometimes it starts with why.
I remember one of them said I had a big wang in some interview. And people are like, oh. And I go, you know she's just saying this because people are baffled. So she has to make up something. Like, oh. But what is it? It's big. And
they're like, mm, bah. Stand outside yourself. Yeah. And what would you say it is? Like, if you have to actually answer that. OK, push in. Um.
I'm going to do a long speech. The thing about me that's great. Push in. Push in. So I... Well... You know, if you can't get them on the great looks department, which drives me crazy because I would rather be better looking if I could. But I think if not, you know, we're all comics. I don't think it would help any of us to be like stunning. I'm not including you in that. But you know what I mean? Like we have a sense of humor. But I will say. When people say they like a sense of humor, it's kind of like music. It's a little general. So you have to find a girl that likes your sense of humor. Because there's so many different types of comics. And they can say, I love comedy. And they can list three comics you don't think are funny.
Or these movies. Or you say, great, that's exactly. So I... I like girls that are obviously attractive to me, but I also like when they're kind of light and funny, and they don't have to be hilarious, but they just have like a charm or lightness about it. They have to find you hilarious. And they have to find me hilarious. You don't care if they're hilarious. Yeah,
yeah. No, but it is wonderful to be with a girl who actually does make you laugh.
Yeah. I mean, I certainly have experienced
that. And again, it's like... How do I put this? Not as much as we do it.
Yeah, exactly.
There's a certain perfect amount. Sure. And it works for them, too, because they're not comics. Right. And we're not always on
either. Just they have a lightness to them, or they kind of see the world like you do. It's just a fun report. And they get the
joke. Yeah. They get the jokes. That's it. Some people don't get the jokes, and they have to leave immediately.
You
know
what I mean? I met a girl that was from Ukraine, and I go, well, there's a toddle in town. Yeah. It's like someone's own joke. I go, Ukraine. Okay. And she was... They have a seriousness built in from that area. And everything got quiet. But, you know, Ukraine. Well... But people like that. And then she's talking to me and I realized the point was everything I say or even throw away jokes, even just mildly, it's...
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
How do Bill Maher and David Spade define a “woman who likes your sense of humor”?
0:01–8:22
2
What stories do they share about the early days of their comedy careers and SNL?
8:22–17:43
3
Why do they say they never went “all the way to Baghdad” in a relationship?
17:43–27:06
4
What is the “phoney posturing” they criticize in the entertainment industry?
27:06–35:37
5
How do they view Woody Harrelson’s controversial SNL monologue?
35:37–45:03
6
What do they think about “pretty privilege” and plastic surgery for men?
45:03–54:28
7
How do they compare the evolution of comedy, movies, and streaming platforms?
54:28–1:02:54
8
What final advice do they give about aging, fame, and staying authentic?
1:02:54–1:11:55