Denzel Curry | Club Random with Bill Maher

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What is the opening banter and setting for Club Random’s Oscars bonus episode?

Bill Maher 0:01
I was gonna
Denzel Curry 0:02
wear that. Oh, you was gonna wear a sweater. Come on, man. How you doing? It actually matches with your chair. I should've been sitting over there.
Bill Maher 0:09
You wanna sit over here? Nah, nah. Contrast. That brilliant head of yours is sh framed, look behind you, Club Random, VIP Lounge. Best friends only. You see what it says? Drink what you like, say what you want. Okay. You're in VIP. Bottle service only. And I hear you're blowing up. Speaking of blowing up, the slap thing.
Denzel Curry 0:41
Oh, man. Okay. You know, I'm just gonna, you know. Yes. No, what how I feel about it, I looked at the footage like several times. Did he deserve that smack? It depends. It depends, you know? Like I don't think it depends. I don't know. It depends. 'Cause
Bill Maher 0:59
like
Denzel Curry 0:59
did he know um did he know
Bill Maher 1:02
alopecia? Alopecia. You know what? It's so funny. Uh I went to the On any fair party after the Oscars. I didn't go to the Oscars. The award shows always suck. The parties. You know, if you can skip the award show, you're so fucking ahead of the game. So at the party, of course, everybody's talking about this. And I, first of all, had no idea. She had Hello Peace. Oh my God. And then, but I heard the word, and I've heard it before, but I never really thought about it, and I couldn't quite put it In my head, I may have had a clove cigarette or two. Right. Uh like I couldn't quite put it uh put it together what it was, but it sounds like a disease.
Denzel Curry 1:40
Oh i it is, is because um that's when you start balding. Like it's I remember the first time I ever heard of Alopecia was um Alopecia was when I was watching American Ninja Warrior. You ever see that show? Like what do you do to um It sounds like a character in a Wayne's movie, Alopecia. Oh my goodness. Right. That's fucked up. That's fucked up. But um yo, the first time I ever heard of that, it was like this dude, I think his name was Kevin Bull. He was a um guy from American Ninja War and he had alpes you. He was just bald. But the guy was ripped, he looked like one punch man or some shit. Okay. First of all, we just do you have a drink? Oh yeah. I mean I had soda, but I c I'm good with water. Water?
Bill Maher 2:26
Mm. Okay. I'm na I never push drugs on anyone. Not too big of a drinker, man. That's fantastic. Seriously, I'm tell as as an Irishman who was for too long way too big of a drinker, never a drunk. Mm-hmm. I've been drunk, but not a drunk. Right. Very good. There's a difference. There's a huge difference. Very big difference. I mean at a young I mean But if you cannot drink and still have a good time you're way ahead of the game because there's nothing worse for you than liquor. It's it's sugar and yeast, it's everything bad for your body. Um, you know, you you have that look about you of someone who's very focused and in control and Doesn't like need diversions or bells or whistles or even drugs.
Denzel Curry 3:10
Nah, cause you gotta understand, like, I've been doing this for like mad long, like doing music for mad long. So I I did the acid, I did the shrooms and stuff, never played with my nose. Never did needles. I never mm mm none of that shit. I did the edibles and as soon as I did edibles, I was like, never again. Like fuck
Unknown 3:29
that.
Bill Maher 3:29
Yeah, I I can't I used to do it, I can't do it anymore. Makes me paranoid and it lasts too long without a ability to stop it. You know. Once you're you're on f you're on for this ride and sometimes the ticket says six hours and it's like, oh Jesus, are we ever gonna get to Brussels? And you just have to fucking eat it and be high longer than you wanna be high. And there's nothing worse, ladies and gentlemen, than being high if I could do a public service announcement for only being high as long as you wanna be high. I will. Oh my god. Because when you're high and you don't want Anyway, could I just go back to alopecia? Yeah, we could go back to alope. Because it again, this is what happened. I was like, somebody told me, oh, but did you know she had alopecia?
Bill Maher 4:20
And my first reaction, because again, I didn't quite remember what alopecia was, was, oh, well that changes everything. And then later on they talked about it and I realized, oh wait, yes, I have heard that word.

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