Dr. Drew Pinsky | Club Random w/ Bill Maher
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Why do Dr. Drew and Bill Maher keep joking about the black velvet vest and office romances?
The thing I said about wearing Black velvet vests. Yes. Do you remember what you thought at the time?
About your pants?
I feel like I need to ask this question about like I don't remember the pants. I remember you being there, but I don't remember the pants. Of course you don't. So but I why would you remember my pants? Because they were black velvet. Because you're still embarrassed about it. We we make these How old
are you? I'm
sixty three. Sixty three. You look good for sixty-three.
You look good for you're sixty. Well,
it's so funny. I'm gonna blow a joke in my act, but I don't care. Uh bears repeating, but it is my act. I hate comics hate it when you it's called an illegal spritz. But it's came from something I really thought and said, which was You know, when people say you look great. Yeah. The subtext is the unannounced one is for your age. Right. If I was thirty two when I walked in, you'd be like, Oh my God, but you in a fire? Yeah, yeah. But that's all you can do. I mean you can shave. As what do you think? Five si to seven years by by moisturizing and eating right and you know
some of it is not you know not looking older than you should, right? Being wrinkled. But a lot of it is just having a certain amount of vitality and uh youthfulness in your in how you feel about yourself.
Now here's something I uh put put forth as a uh theory that can't be a lot well as a youth a youth probably if you have a no, I d I would never smoke that. But um if you have a um lot of sex as we were talking before about your lovely sex life. Um You live longer because the ДНA in your body. feels like this is a person who is recreating the species a lot, so we need to keep him alive. Now this is a theory I am basing on absolutely nothing but what I pull out of my ass. I love it. But I wanna believe it. I
I wanna believe it too it's Well, if we want to believe it. No, it fits with evolutionary theory, right? If somebody's effectively surviving and reproducing, nature would go, well, that's probably good. I just can't believe I got you to sign on to it. Listen, it's so funny you'd bring this up. I've never said this to anybody, but but Ernest Borgnein was being interviewed on the Today Show. I swear to God, this this has a
payout, I promise. Kids, use your Googles to find out. He
was ninety-four or something, and they interviewed on the Today Show and they asked him the question, My God, how do you look so good? And do you know what he answered? I
masturbate all the time.
That's what he said on live
TV. Ernest Borgnein at the age of 94 said I masturbate always. Masturbate
constantly. And I thought, well, that's interesting. Maybe they maybe he's on to something. I think he was lying. No, he they went around a couple times because they were like, oh, he's kidding. No, no, I'm quite serious.
I know, but I'm only 66. I'd say only compared to our
Yeah. I've slowed down from Oh sure. The sixties is when you slow. But if you have you talked to uh Captain Kirk, to uh uh William Chatney William, he he's amazing at his age about what? Cognition and vitality and so he's just f when what do you ascribe that to? The fact that he can pull it off? So healthy Well the genetics. I mean some really is when you get rid of the case. Genetics play a role. I feel
like genetics is is a little overhyped compared to lifestyle. It's always germs and genetics.
Yeah.
And I think I think they are out of proportion to what it really is, more which is, you know, how we live.
Well, which
is,
you know, don't dr drink poisons which we're doing tonight. Right uh and exercise regularly and watch your diet and I
drink so I'm compared to how I used to drink You know. I always say to the kids today You know, when like you're thirty, your body's almost too good. Almost too good because the fucking beating you can give it. Yeah. And not pay. Yeah. See, we pay. We why are we so careful now? Because we know the price. in long term health and just tomorrow or t that night or you know, it's just not on the it's just not on the menu.
How about just not getting a good night's sleep? I'm just destroying.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Why do Dr. Drew and Bill Maher keep joking about the black velvet vest and office romances?
0:01–8:27
2
How does Dr. Drew explain his theory that a healthy sex life can help you live longer?
8:27–15:56
3
What does Sean Penn’s comment about men becoming feminized reveal about today’s gender debate?
15:56–25:47
4
Why is the Coolidge Effect relevant when couples talk about staying excited in long‑term relationships?
25:47–33:19
5
How do memory errors and the “optimism vs. pessimism bias” shape our perception of the past?
33:19–43:05
6
What do Bill Maher and Dr. Drew think about the current political “woke vortex” and its impact on discourse?
43:05–51:15
7
Why do they believe the narrative‑over‑truth problem is getting worse in media and politics?
51:15–59:13
8
What are the take‑away lessons about staying curious, honest, and resilient as we age?
59:13–1:08:33