Hannah Stocking | Club Random with Bill Maher

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What does the “OK” hand symbol mean in today’s culture?

Hannah Stocking 0:01
How are you?
Bill Maher 0:02
Hi. Great to see you, huh?
Hannah Stocking 0:04
Good to meet you.
Bill Maher 0:06
What do you think of the
Hannah Stocking 0:08
Oh it's a m I mean look at the I know you're out there, I can smell cow vagina was Everything that just brought me in.
Bill Maher 0:15
You know what that you know what that's from?
Hannah Stocking 0:17
What is it from?
Bill Maher 0:18
Well First of all, this is called Club Random 'cause everything in here is so random.
Hannah Stocking 0:22
It is, but it goes.
Bill Maher 0:28
Wound up here and then at some point like I've had this place for like Almost twenty years it became like a Club random.
Hannah Stocking 0:36
Yeah. But that's funny you say that 'cause like there's I'm I I know I was mentioning to like your producers that there's a lot of little idioms inside of this place that I actually own. Like this I have
Bill Maher 0:47
producers. What well news to me. Uh I thought I was just coming you know, I live next door, right?
Hannah Stocking 0:56
Yeah, yeah, they were telling me.
Bill Maher 0:58
Did you get a drink? Yeah.
Hannah Stocking 1:00
Yeah. I'm doing uh sulfate free red wine.
Bill Maher 1:04
You go on?
Hannah Stocking 1:04
Sulfate free red wine. It's organic.
Bill Maher 1:07
Sulfate free. Yeah,
Hannah Stocking 1:08
I just learned that um sulfates in the wine is what causes those wine hangovers.
Bill Maher 1:13
I mean, I'm always sympathetic to health stuff. I'm very health conscious. Oh, fuck. Uh I I mean, like even this, as I pick up a bottle of fucking.
Hannah Stocking 1:23
But you do have the mountain valley water.
Bill Maher 1:25
Very
Hannah Stocking 1:26
health consciousness. Steve
Bill Maher 1:27
y yes. I'm sympathetic, certainly. Always too. Anything that like, oh, could this improve my health and uh you know, maybe sulfates in the wine, it also sounds like something that could have just been made up by a bunch of chicks on the west side.
Hannah Stocking 1:40
Exactly. I mean
Bill Maher 1:41
it's just a white it sounds it's it's very white.
Hannah Stocking 1:45
Like who is to know? I mean I was just reading something like
Bill Maher 1:48
Not that the whites are bad people. We we've we've done very fine things.
Hannah Stocking 1:53
But no, I was just like reading something yesterday about beeswax candles and apparently they're natural the the the nature's natural air purifier because they release negative ions that link to air pollutants. But who's who's to know? Maybe the white choose the other one. You know
Bill Maher 2:10
that people are listening to this and saying these fucking Californian
Hannah Stocking 2:15
Exactly. You remember
Bill Maher 2:16
that sketch in SNL, the California? I do, I do. I I mean and I've always been a booster of California. Like I they always hated me in the New York press 'cause I was like, no, I like California. Greatest city in the world for you.
Hannah Stocking 2:30
Yeah.
Bill Maher 2:31
Not for me. Are you
Hannah Stocking 2:32
from California? No.
Bill Maher 2:34
I'm from New York.
Hannah Stocking 2:35
Oh,
Bill Maher 2:35
yeah. 'Cause I'm most people moved here and they were like Oh, I missed the intellectual climate and I missed the artistic climate. And I was like, What about the climate climate?
Unknown 2:47
Yeah.
I know.
Unknown 2:48
You know,
Bill Maher 2:49
like as soon as I moved out here I was like, Oh, it's January? And I'm like not freezing. Yeah,
Hannah Stocking 2:55
and I'm laying by the hole. I'm getting my vitamin D. How long have you been in LA?
Bill Maher 3:01
Nineteen eighty three. I was twenty seven. I just done two tonight shows. So I was like, that's what we did. It's like time to move to California. You know? Oh
Hannah Stocking 3:11
the Wait, so how did you get on the tonight show?
Bill Maher 3:14
You know, you're a funny comic in the clubs and they come scout and you know, I mean they're aware of it's their business. W when I was a kid there was like only like a few new comics a year. There was not like very of then when I just when I got into it, every idiot who ever like told a joke.
Unknown 3:29
Mm-hmm.
Bill Maher 3:30
wanted to be. So it was kinda like getting into a marathon where you have to wait for, you know, a lot of the people who are gonna be puking on the side of the road. Like, you know It was very crowded field. I'll just say that.
Unknown 3:41
Yeah, yeah. So there was a
Bill Maher 3:42
million comics. But they would still come into the clubs and they would see and you know, you could tell who was, you know, going somewhere usually.
Unknown 3:49
Yeah, totally.
Bill Maher 3:50
And then you'd go on with Johnny Carson and be like the biggest thing in the world, your you know, Ber Mitzvah as a Show business person and hopefully he'd give you the old
Hannah Stocking 4:00
Right.
Bill Maher 4:06
I mean, I don't think it really is, but they say that.
Hannah Stocking 4:09
They say that is and what's funny is that um in like social media TikTok culture, this if you do this symbol somewhere when somebody's taking a picture, it's like, Oh, I got you, I owe you a punch.

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