Ice Cube | Club Random with Bill Maher

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Why do Bill Maher and Ice Cube keep stressing the importance of being early?

Bill Maher 0:01
So you are the first uh guest to Be a half hour early. Is that right? Were you on Asian t people's time? Half hour early. I love it. And of course I was ready, 'cause I'm always ready.
Ice Cube 0:21
Well, my pop said If you can't be on time, be early. Right. And I think he got it from a wise man. You ever hear
Bill Maher 0:29
of Lombardy time?
Ice Cube 0:31
No. Never heard that term? Vince Lombardi? No. You don't follow football? I mean I never heard of that term. I know Vince Lombardi.
Bill Maher 0:38
Oh yeah, it's the trophy that they give away. But Lombardy time when he was a coach meant fifteen minutes early. Oh
Ice Cube 0:46
yeah, that's that shit uh I think I heard uh Was it Mike Shanahan? Find somebody for being On time. Right. You're supposed to be five minutes early. Yeah. On time is late.
Bill Maher 1:01
Right. Well it's a it's a great quality to have. I always think when people Or late. That I know they don't mean it. But it is a a Passive aggressive way, meaning or not, that you're saying My time is more valuable than yours.
Ice Cube 1:22
Yeah. You know and I'm it it's especially if it's not in you know I mean LA traffic is crazy, but
Bill Maher 1:29
But we know that. That's what they always say, traffic, like, oh wow, what a new advent in I Los Angeles traffic. I had never anticip of course traffic is bad. You factor that in. Yeah. And we have it on our phones now, how bad the traffic is gonna be.
Ice Cube 1:46
Yeah, exactly. I think that I think that causes people to be late too, because they like, look, oh damn, I got oh it's only gonna take me thirty two minutes to get there. I got time. And then they look back at it and now it's forty five minutes and they say, Damn, what happened? Yeah. Some people just uh
Bill Maher 2:05
can't leave the house without um like trying on three different outfits. And when I say some people I mean women. Yeah. Um yeah. So well, you
Ice Cube 2:15
know, they want to make sure they look good for each other. Well They wanna make sure they don't get clowned
Bill Maher 2:25
by each other and shit. That's part of it. Yeah. But it's also for us. Come on. They I'll tell you a story, you'll find this amusing. Like I to did this actually in my act with as a bit, but it is a true story. About fifteen years ago I had a horrible, horrible night. Because I Eight uh a pot brownie. And did this stuff called ephedra.

How does the conversation shift from punctuality to traffic and LA’s “Lombardi time”?

Bill Maher 2:49
It was legal at the time. They pulled it off the shelf. It was uh a natural nut from Brazil, but it was basically speed. Yeah, it was uh it was What they take today energy drinks are probably almost but this was like supercharged, okay. So I thought, oh, I'll take the uh Ephedra for her energy, and I'll take the Pont Brownie for creativity. I'll get so much work done. Of course, I was like out of my mind. I didn't know what reality was. Yeah. I I think I was sitting there for a very long time, unable to move. My heart was racing. I finally called somebody. I literally did not know when I put the phone down if I had done that or just thought. What I did that? So I call call so like twenty people showed up in my living room an hour later.
Bill Maher 3:39
I must have been calling Damn and this one girl was the last one there, a girl I was kinda seeing at the time, God lover, she was like I I was coming down, there were other people there by then it was like an hour and twenty minutes after and I'm like, Kay What and she I know and she was all made up. Even though I said I'm dying, it's an emergency, you have to come over here. She had she got made up. She She wanted to make sure she looked good. Better dead and you look good than early and and
Ice Cube 4:11
you come out of it. Yeah, and you save my life. Yeah. So Yeah, she had to make sure she looked good. Hey, you know, uh I guess everybody got their corks. You know, everybody got their corks. Well
Bill Maher 4:25
of course. Right. I mean you're m you've been married a long time. Yeah. Okay. So you probably You got used to one person's quirks. Yeah. And and she got used to yours. Without a doubt. Right. And I got I got a few. But you uh have lived a a admirably scandal free life, I feel, for someone as much in the public eye as you are.
Ice Cube 4:54
Yeah, and you know, I'm a good dude. You know me at the end of the day, I'm a good dude, you know. Well yeah,
Bill Maher 4:59
I'm I'm not saying you're not, I'm just saying it's kinda

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