Jimmy Kimmel | Club Random w/Bill Maher
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What do Jimmy and Bill joke about while talking about shopping habits and masks?
Oh, look how sleek you are. How you doing? That sounded very gay. And I'm touching it. It's all right. Looks like some sort of you're either like a mastermind who runs the world at little Doctor Evely Or I don't know, you look
Can I tell you what I am? What? I am a guy whose wife has grown tired of me asking her what I should wear and she went and got me like four casual outfits that I can wear to things that have numbers on them like granimals. Like a child. That's why I am a member of the show. Is
this why guys like marriage? 'Cause there's somebody who does shit for you that you don't want to do. Oh well I Is that the main part of it?
No, I don't think it's that. But I do think I don't know about you, do you have trouble figuring out like what looks right? No. I have a great deal of the same thing.
Um instinctive and decisive shopper. I will go in I'm the same way shopping. Yes. If I say I either it speaks to me or it doesn't. If it if I'm wondering then it's then the answer's no. Uh huh. And if
I want it, um, you know, I want it. I'm good with shopping. I'm not good with putting th combinations of things on. How often do you shop? Not that much. Very rarely.
I was at the mall about a month ago, maybe five weeks ago. I don't know. I mean, fucking a, I had not been I even before the pandemic, I w never really go to a store for you. I'd see pictures of celebrities, you know, coming out of Vaughns. I'm like, why the fuck are they doing that? I mean, they must have assistance. You're buying toilet paper at eight in the morning? What are you nuts? I don't go to stores. Because I don't have
Do.
So but I thought, you know, oh, it's fun, they're open again, and I should see what's out there for my own self. I'm I'm too in my bubble with uh shopping wise. I mean it was quite a mind blowing experience being in the mall. What did you do? Did you go to Macy's? Well I went to the West Side, the one in Century City. Yeah. Yeah. Uh part of it is outside. Yeah. Interesting, like the people with masks on were the least likely to be felled by the Andromeda strain. It was all the twenty two year olds with masks on outside. It just fucking made me crazy. Do you
ever wear the mask so you
I will never wear a mask unless you force me to. I won't even do it anymore like just uh if it was a walking into my studio, okay, we're playing this game. No, you have to yell at me and then
I'll do it. I wear the mask sometimes just so I can walk around uh like like Michael Jackson uh with my face covered.
So you're coming right from your show? I am. Oh, thank you. Oh, no problem. You're such a good guy, Jimmy. Yeah, sure. I'll have a little of that. This is this is from Mike Tyson. Is it really? Guests of Club Random with Bill Maher. Smoke pot given to Bill Maher by other guests of Club Random with Bill
Maher. Provided by Mike Tyson. Right. I've smoked with Mike Tyson before. Who hasn't?
He really he loves his Well, you know what? For you and I, I mean pot is whatever it is. I think for him it really I I got my Eddie Vetter lighter, although these are terrible. They don't work. Um But I think for Mike, you know, he really uh it makes him a mellow, very different guy. And he's not a guy you wanna be unmellow.
How do they shift the conversation to health concerns like mercury in fish and vaccine skepticism?
I mean, you know, of all the guys, you don't wanna be
Did you see that
fight?
Uh we fought um Who'd he fight? Roy Jones Jr., I don't know, about six months ago. No. Tyson, he had a pay per view fight. Of course. It was totally fixed. What happened? Well, first of all, he looked really good. I mean, he he it was surprising how good he looked. Roy didn't look so good. He clearly beat Jones, but they'd obviously made some kind of a deal beforehand where they would declare it a draw. It was not a draw, but it was a draw at the end.
But these two men in their fifties punching each other?
Yeah. And Mike's quite a bit bigger than than Roy. I think Mike might be ten years older too.
Hi how old are you? I'm fifty-four. Can you imagine a man punching you? I mean, how fucking ridiculous is that?
Let me tell you something. Today I I did something uh today in which children threw dodgeballs at me while I was trying to shoot a basketball and it was an absolute nightmare.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What do Jimmy and Bill joke about while talking about shopping habits and masks?
0:01–3:36
2
How do they shift the conversation to health concerns like mercury in fish and vaccine skepticism?
3:36–9:26
3
Why do they discuss the reliability of medical advice and the COVID‑19 vaccine?
9:26–15:59
4
What insights do they share about the Conan‑Jay Leno‑Letterman late‑night wars?
15:59–45:14
5
What childhood memories do they share about baseball cards and early sports fandom?
45:14–56:00
6
How do they transition from personal nostalgia to discussing climate change and the planet’s future?
56:00–1:06:21
7
What futuristic movies and technologies do they debate, and how might fiction become reality?
1:06:21–1:17:15
8
How do they reflect on marriage, family life, and the long‑term perspective on aging?
1:17:15–1:27:25