Kat Timpf | Club Random with Bill Maher
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What drinks do Bill Maher and Kat Timpf prefer to start the show?
What do you want?
I would have I have this beer but I would have a little tequila too. I'm a tequila girl as well.
You want this? Can I just pour it?
Just like put it in here. Just I sip on it?
Okay.
That'd be cool.
Um
Thank you.
That's enough?
Yeah, that's cool. For now at least. We'll see how it goes, you know.
So that's what you drink, tequila?
Tequila and beer, yes.
Together?
So yeah, that's what I'm doing right now.
You drink tequila and then you chase it with a beer?
Yeah.
So you just want ice and no no soda or anything in there?
I'll put a little soda.
Yeah. I think I think tequila Uh it tastes good with some kind of thing. Um All right, then I'll take Mine.
I did just do a shot
of
in there. Yeah.
Good for you.
Yeah, why not?
So You Drink how much would you say?
How much would I say? Yeah, I mean
like per week how many?
Per week between like zero and fourteen.
Wow. It's zero. Yeah, sometimes zero week.
Sometimes when I just I don't I don't feel like it or I'm working or something like that. But I don't really drink during the week at all, but then on the weekends I've never had a
week I didn't feel like it.
Really?
I I mean I used to I would say I mean I don't know how late into life, but certainly until I was fifty I probably You know, had more like twenty five, thirty drinks a week.
Yeah, yeah. That makes sense.
Which is not like a drunk, but it is defin it's definitely Irish.
Yeah.
And you know, now I have like three. Like
Got it. A
week. Yeah. Okay.
Because you
just you know, you otherwise you'd look like Ted Kennedy.
See, that's the thing, is I I feel like I don't wanna like look like shit. I don't wanna
Right. And feel like shit.
And feel like shit, I guess. Yeah. That too. You
know. There's a saying in sports Well You take what the defense will give you. And I feel like that's the same with health. Like when you can get away with it. You drink twenty five drinks a week because I could, because it didn't stop me from being exactly who I am. I mean it wasn't good for my liver, but it wasn't like I couldn't work, wasn't like I couldn't sleep, wasn't like I couldn't uh I probably didn't even have a hangover unless it was like six or eight drinks on a certain night, which happened sometimes. Um but even that, you know, that's what aspirin was put on earth for.
Was it like a slow burn or you just stopped? No, I I never stopped.
I because I never I'm sorry. I I never needed to because like you can function that way because that's what the defense is giving you. Your body is saying to you, yeah. We can take you drinking that many drinks a week and still be fine. You're not dying from it. It's not good for you, but we're good. And then when you get over fifty, your your body's like, Well, no, we're not giving you that shot anymore.
But I also kind of learned the wrong lesson because my mom died when she was 57. Oh. Yeah, she did. And she barely drank. And she was super healthy. She ate all organic food and she exercised. And she died of this super rare disease. Wow. She just, it's called cardiac amyloidosis. So it's your body builds up a protein that your liver can't break down, so it or it starts building up in your organs. So it's super rare, it mostly affects black men. was a woman, I'm obviously not like mixed, so she's not black. And uh she died and I'm like, you know what? It's kind of a crapshoot. And for a while I was just like, let's fucking go. And I was drinking a lot, like in my twenties. But then I was like, this doesn't make me feel good.
So I
call it. Yes. And like the ones that we know of that are not rare, they don't know what the fuck to do. I mean, this is something I always bring up when I'm debating people about covet and vaccines and stuff, not that I'm a b anti vaxxer or anything. You have to say that, of course. But like my overarching theme is always they just don't know that much. They don't they you know, in a hundred years, people will look back at what we did, especially during COVID, but look without anything, and they'll and they'll look at all the stupid mistakes and they'll go, Oh, don't be hard on them.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What drinks do Bill Maher and Kat Timpf prefer to start the show?
0:01–6:04
2
How does Kat describe her experience with a colostomy (ostomy) bag and make it funny?
6:04–11:59
3
What rare disease did Kat’s mother die from and how does that affect their view on health?
11:59–18:27
4
How many frozen embryos does Kat have and what are her plans for them?
18:27–25:11
5
Why does Kat say she doesn’t watch movies and what shows does she actually watch?
25:11–31:51
6
How much fake hair does Kat wear and why does she choose it?
31:51–38:10
7
What are Kat’s political views on libertarianism, taxes and COVID?
38:10–45:59
8
What advice does Bill give Kat about getting rich before she plugs her book?
45:59–59:49