Killer Mike | Club Random with Bill Maher

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Club Random with Bill Maher 56 min 1 speaker 8 chapters transcribed 23 days ago
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How do Bill Maher and Killer Mike define a “reverse intervention” and why is it important?

Killer Mike 0:01
You know, people think I uh Smoke way more pot than I do. I f I found that I smoke pot like Carlin said, he smoked less as he got older. It went from getting high to write the joke to later on writing the joke, then coming back look looking at a little stone like, oh, okay. I've I'm I the more I get involved in marijuana, the longer I go into my career, the less I smoke.
Bill Maher 0:23
Which is weird. Well, I certainly hope you don't become one of those pussies who gives up entirely. No, no, no, no. I mean look, and you're not a pussy if
Killer Mike 0:32
you give
Bill Maher 0:32
it
Killer Mike 0:32
up. People change, but like I like the old rosters, man. Like if you sit around and hang out with one of them, they'll fucking smoke and give you life lessons and shit. I I wanna be that old.
Bill Maher 0:43
Well like my friend Woody Harrelson has quit a few times. No. W but we always got him back. Okay. I mean th It's like an intervention in reverse. I've done I've done it once myself. I know Willie Nelson did it because I know there's that famous story where something what he was trying to be good and good and good and then he finally he's with Willie and Owen Wilson or something and of course there's like the good these guys are gonna be smoking like a pot and He couldn't wait anymore and he grabbed the joint and Uh Willie Nelson just said welcome home, son.
Killer Mike 1:18
Welcome home, son. I do three day stints. Wait, will you have a drink? I I just I will drink with you. What is it? This is just your drink. Well what do you want? I I drink whiskey. Is that this? Huh whoo shit. I don't know. Usually I'll drink a Johnny Walker. It says
Bill Maher 1:33
Canadian
Killer Mike 1:34
whiskey. Well Canadian. I never knew what whiskey was. It's like a I now only drink about four times a year. So I'm not a whiskey drinker like I'm I'm well versed in.
Bill Maher 1:41
You only have alcohol four times a year?
Killer Mike 1:43
Four
Bill Maher 1:43
times a
Killer Mike 1:43
year. I smoke a lot of marijuana. You know. I figure you can't be fat. You can't you know you can't like food, whiskey, and we you got something's gotta go. So
Bill Maher 1:53
you you picked the right one. Of all I mean of all the things in the world that are horrible for you, and there's many of them, but really there's nothing worse than liquor. There's a reason they used to put a skull and crossbow
Killer Mike 2:06
on the
Bill Maher 2:06
fucking bottle. But you know, right now I am so dry I could ball a camel. No,
Killer Mike 2:10
I'll I'll have a
Bill Maher 2:11
drink with you. Richard Bells are. No, my grandfather. But what so what do you want? This? Do you
Killer Mike 2:16
want this?
Bill Maher 2:17
I'll I'll drink whatever whiskey you're drinking. I don't drink whiskey, I drink tequila. Is that Jack over
Killer Mike 2:21
there? I'll just keep a
Bill Maher 2:22
classic and go, Jack. Yes, I used that used to be my drink. So I'll do Jack. You know that? I drank so much of this that they sent me. A deed. to a one foot plot of land in Tennessee so I could officially be a squire. Looks like I'm doing an ad for it. I'm just telling a s I'm just telling a story and saying, thank you, Jack Daniels, for that plot of land. I'll have to visit it sometime.
Killer Mike 2:48
Speaking of Plots of Land, you got a compound here. This is like the Godfather. This is a movie. This shit is like, man, my wife is in a whole nother house. We're in a club. We're in we're in a club. You have a club. It's cool. Right? I would have brought the girls from the flame had I known.
Bill Maher 3:03
Oh, we have to talk about that.
Killer Mike 3:05
Okay, we gotta talk about it. Oh. First of all I love. I bet it's in trouble. I don't think I think it's gonna be okay, but it's always it's you know, perpetually. You know.
Bill Maher 3:18
I mean, Mike. Oh, such a stoner. I poured what did I pour in here, Jack Daniels? You poured
Killer Mike 3:24
Jack in there. Okay. You want that with something? No, no, just ice. Just ice. The ice brings out the flavor, pops out the sweetness in it, the Oh. Oh wow, you're poured. Excuse me. Well if you well, the guy told me when he poured whiskey or ice for me. But you're not mixing it with anything. No, I'm not mixing it. Right, so I'm giving you more. No Barack Obama. So uh What are we talking about? We uh we were talking about blue plane may be in
Bill Maher 3:48
trouble.
Killer Mike 3:49
Well,
Bill Maher 3:50
okay, but before we get to the trouble. I just have to say, you know, I've told this story now to a few close friends just because it was so close to my heart, this you know, that you took me into a place.

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