Leslie Jones | Club Random with Bill Maher
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Why does Leslie say black women are cooler than white women?
You got all dressed up for me? Yes. Oh. Thank you. What a pleasure to meet you. We met a couple of times actually I think I was drunk. We were in the service. I thought I had to Look at your outfit. You look like Lola Falana in the Oh,
and that's a compliment. I love Lola
Falana. Lola Falana in nineteen seventy? Are you kidding me? The body of bodies, right? Everything about Lola Felana. Is she
still with us? I don't know. I think Lola Falana might be passed on. I messy back
Well now you've ruined the show.
Lola Falana's dead. I'm so sorry I had to come over here and tell you. Good night. Good night. Lola Falana is not longer with us.
Well.
What's really crazy, the first time I met you was And I didn't meet you, I just I pr I'm pretty sure I forced my introduction on you. Um was at Dublin's Dublin's J Davis room on Tuesday nights, and you walked in with this tall, beautiful black woman. Oh but she looked like a showgirl.
I think that was my lawyer.
Oh
no, it wasn't your fucking lawyer. And I remember
saying, Oh fuck, Bill Mark, and he's with a black girl. Oh yeah. And I was like, Bill Mark, you know and you was like, Yeah, okay, yeah. I was like
It was Lola Fell on his mom. I don't know. Well, you know, um I love beauty uh and all sh No,
but I love I love that she was with a black girl. I was like, I knew he was fucking cool. He was fucking cool. You know,
people can I now that you brought this up, you know, people think that I have a thing. I have a th I have a thing for beautiful women. Yeah, I think you're back with it. Like Robert De Niro has a thing like For black girls. Right. Like if you walk in a room, he would only be interested which is fine, whatever floats your boat. I'm just saying I'm not that guy. You know what I I told him, I told him I was like, I've never
sought out one race. You just sought out the beautiful girl in the room. And also
You seem like that that's also the ones
I get along with
tend to be like The beautiful ones? Well the fun ones. Fun people are are who I'm going to hang out with.
And they just happen to be beautiful ass women.
Well I would say they of more often turn out to be black people. You know, white beings are just more uptight.
They are. Okay, so let's tell them.
You're white, tell them. Well, they know. They don't they don't need me to tell them and then they don't really care. And so they are they people party with who you wanna be relax. This is what the whole this whole thing is about. Yeah, 'cause I was like, this is a sick. Isn't it a great room?
Well I well yeah, it's that and kind of a nightmare, but like Why? Well, I mean, this is the room that you don't wanna be walked into at nine o'clock at night. I mean It's if you don't know who's here,
you know? This Well, you're here. Seems like a Playboy too. We're the only thing.
Yeah.
Somewhere in this area just No. It's it's somewhere by the pool table maybe. There I mean you could shoot a porno near,
you're not wrong about that.
But no.
I mean
this whole property is insane.
Well, uh to me, this is the crown jewel is Club Random. And I am very happy to have you here. I live right
around the corner,
by the way.
Where? On Dale Grove, off of Cobra.
Don't say.
There'll be Right around the corner. So my friend was like, Are you gonna go to Bill Mars house? I was like, I'm literally he's gonna wake up and go, I woke up to Leslie Jones yelling in my window.
Do you have some weed? Ha ha I do and I brought Well, I brought weed too. Oh, okay. Uh so how long have you
lived out here? I I You know, I was the LA person before I went to SNL. I lived in LA since eighty two. Oh, okay. And what do you think of it? What do I think about LA? Yeah. I fucking love LA. But when I would when I was in New York though, I used to have to have a hatred for it because I didn't live there. So every time I would come back here, I'd be like, it's like an ex-boyfriend that I don't get along with, that we haven't settled that shit. But I always wanted to be in LA. And when I got off SNL, I came straight back because I was just like.
That's funny. That's very reminiscent of my life because when I went off to do politically incorrect, my first show in the nineties, I had to live in New York.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Why does Leslie say black women are cooler than white women?
0:01–6:45
2
What happened the day Leslie got arrested?
6:45–14:51
3
How did a friend’s contest entry launch Leslie’s comedy career?
14:51–22:38
4
What shocking question did Leslie face before opening for male comics?
22:38–30:25
5
How do sexism and racism compare in the military, according to Leslie?
30:25–38:45
6
What are the three things Leslie says make someone a great lover?
38:45–46:58
7
Why did Leslie leave Saturday Night Live?
46:58–53:37
8
What advice does Leslie give about navigating show‑business politics?
53:37–1:00:15