Lisa Kudrow | Club Random with Bill Maher

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What memories do Bill and Lisa share about the classic Dean Martin show?

Bill Maher 0:01
Oh monkey. We're not supposed to hug 'cause of the mics. Can you still handle it? And the Omicron.
Lisa Kudrow 0:06
I said, Oh no, I don't hug 'cause of
Bill Maher 0:07
Omicron. Uh what no, that's the old Dean Martin show where he didn't know who the guest was. Do you remember that?
Lisa Kudrow 0:18
No.
Bill Maher 0:18
You don't? You don't remember the Dean Martin show?
Lisa Kudrow 0:20
No.
Bill Maher 0:21
Really? You're too young for that? Oh
Lisa Kudrow 0:23
well I might be a little.
Bill Maher 0:25
It gave
Lisa Kudrow 0:25
it
Bill Maher 0:25
Unless
Lisa Kudrow 0:25
my parents watched it. I don't think they did.
Bill Maher 0:28
I betcha your mother did. My mother had such a pussy boner for Dean Martin and that show. He was a very attractive guy.
Unknown 0:34
Yeah.
Bill Maher 0:35
And he and of course that character he played, sort of a character who was like drunk. He really wasn't drunk. But he did really
Lisa Kudrow 0:42
Oh he really wasn't ever. No. Really?
Bill Maher 0:44
And he but he really did only show up for the taper. So they were he had these these three broad called the gold diggers. Something you would never
Lisa Kudrow 0:53
wait, no, that I sounds familiar.
Bill Maher 0:55
Yes. And they would lead him literally lead him and p s prop him up in front of the card which he would read and fuck up, which made it funnier. Right, right, right. You know. And there was one section of the show where He didn't he walked it was at the piano with his piano guy tinkling and and it was like and the door would open it's elephant Gerald or is it Sammy Davis. He had no idea. I d I really think that was true. I did know I mean, I've been asking from the beginning, I said, if I could get you here, what hipper person for this little uh What? I'm your biggest You didn't why? Why would you think I wouldn't want you? I mean, I would never want anyone here, first of all, in my house, who I didn't who I didn't adore.
Lisa Kudrow 1:41
Oh my God, I'm so happy to hear that. Well,
Bill Maher 1:43
I
Lisa Kudrow 1:43
think a big disappointment.
Bill Maher 1:46
Disappointment.
Lisa Kudrow 1:47
No, because I'm in awe of you.
Bill Maher 1:48
Oh. I adore you. See, I that's why But I don't assume it's a two-way street. Oh of course. I live in the Real
Lisa Kudrow 1:54
world.
Bill Maher 1:55
Oh no, this is my home. This is I mean I don't know. I this is only for fun.
Lisa Kudrow 2:00
Yeah.
Bill Maher 2:01
This whole thing. I mean I didn't know. Yeah,
Lisa Kudrow 2:03
are you liking it? Oh my Oh
Bill Maher 2:04
my god. I mean, look, I'm not gonna lie, I spent quite a bit of money so that we could, you know, set this place I mean it's almost like a reality show combined with a podcast. But that's the way I wanted it, so that we could have, you know, I mean, there's a lot of podcasts and I find them Some are great but they're you know, there's a big penis mic in your face.
Lisa Kudrow 2:26
I haven't done that one.
Bill Maher 2:29
Well you know what I mean. There's a giant
Lisa Kudrow 2:31
I've done the one with the big fl it flower in your face.
Bill Maher 2:36
What's that?
Lisa Kudrow 2:37
Vagina.
Bill Maher 2:38
Yeah, I've seen those. I went
Lisa Kudrow 2:40
too far. I went too
Bill Maher 2:41
well
Lisa Kudrow 2:42
out of the world. I wanted
Bill Maher 2:43
just to be like the way I really am, except there's no music. That always you know, of course we can't while we're talking. But it just feels like there is something missing and everything else feels right. It's just us, there's nobody else in the room. There's liquor and these club cigarettes. I don't know what they're putting in these things, but let me tell you these are
Lisa Kudrow 3:04
too bad you're not allowed to know.
Bill Maher 3:06
I know.
Lisa Kudrow 3:07
That's the surprise.
Bill Maher 3:08
Cloves. Um do you know I know you're a history buff. Do you uh know anything about the history of cloves? No. Well make it up.
Lisa Kudrow 3:15
Okay me, make it up or okay. Well tobacco was for export, so they couldn't afford to let regular folks smoke it.
Bill Maher 3:23
Isn't that interesting?
Lisa Kudrow 3:27
But that sounded possible, right?
Bill Maher 3:28
V so incredibly real. Like if you had if I had not set it up like make it up, I would have just gone with it.
Lisa Kudrow 3:36
I could make up anything.
Bill Maher 3:37
Yeah. Many of us could, you know.
Lisa Kudrow 3:41
When
Bill Maher 3:41
the kids feel bad about not knowing shit, I always try to comfort them by saying You know. We all don't know like I mean when you think of the infinite amount of things that you could possibly know in this world. Even the smartest person does not even know point one percent.
Lisa Kudrow 3:58
Right.
Bill Maher 3:59
Yeah. We're almost fully ignorant of everything what we you know, obviously
Lisa Kudrow 4:05
No and some people more than others, no. No, and then the things you learn you don't remember. So that's too bad.
Bill Maher 4:12
That's true. That
Lisa Kudrow 4:12
part's really too bad.
Bill Maher 4:14
I think that has something to do with the clothes. I don't know I can't make a direct correlation but

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