Lisa Kudrow | Club Random with Bill Maher
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What memories do Bill and Lisa share about the classic Dean Martin show?
Oh monkey. We're not supposed to hug 'cause of the mics. Can you still handle it? And the Omicron.
I said, Oh no, I don't hug 'cause of
Omicron. Uh what no, that's the old Dean Martin show where he didn't know who the guest was. Do you remember that?
No.
You don't? You don't remember the Dean Martin show?
No.
Really? You're too young for that? Oh
well I might be a little.
It gave
it
Unless
my parents watched it. I don't think they did.
I betcha your mother did. My mother had such a pussy boner for Dean Martin and that show. He was a very attractive guy.
Yeah.
And he and of course that character he played, sort of a character who was like drunk. He really wasn't drunk. But he did really
Oh he really wasn't ever. No. Really?
And he but he really did only show up for the taper. So they were he had these these three broad called the gold diggers. Something you would never
wait, no, that I sounds familiar.
Yes. And they would lead him literally lead him and p s prop him up in front of the card which he would read and fuck up, which made it funnier. Right, right, right. You know. And there was one section of the show where He didn't he walked it was at the piano with his piano guy tinkling and and it was like and the door would open it's elephant Gerald or is it Sammy Davis. He had no idea. I d I really think that was true. I did know I mean, I've been asking from the beginning, I said, if I could get you here, what hipper person for this little uh What? I'm your biggest You didn't why? Why would you think I wouldn't want you? I mean, I would never want anyone here, first of all, in my house, who I didn't who I didn't adore.
Oh my God, I'm so happy to hear that. Well,
I
think a big disappointment.
Disappointment.
No, because I'm in awe of you.
Oh. I adore you. See, I that's why But I don't assume it's a two-way street. Oh of course. I live in the Real
world.
Oh no, this is my home. This is I mean I don't know. I this is only for fun.
Yeah.
This whole thing. I mean I didn't know. Yeah,
are you liking it? Oh my Oh
my god. I mean, look, I'm not gonna lie, I spent quite a bit of money so that we could, you know, set this place I mean it's almost like a reality show combined with a podcast. But that's the way I wanted it, so that we could have, you know, I mean, there's a lot of podcasts and I find them Some are great but they're you know, there's a big penis mic in your face.
I haven't done that one.
Well you know what I mean. There's a giant
I've done the one with the big fl it flower in your face.
What's that?
Vagina.
Yeah, I've seen those. I went
too far. I went too
well
out of the world. I wanted
just to be like the way I really am, except there's no music. That always you know, of course we can't while we're talking. But it just feels like there is something missing and everything else feels right. It's just us, there's nobody else in the room. There's liquor and these club cigarettes. I don't know what they're putting in these things, but let me tell you these are
too bad you're not allowed to know.
I know.
That's the surprise.
Cloves. Um do you know I know you're a history buff. Do you uh know anything about the history of cloves? No. Well make it up.
Okay me, make it up or okay. Well tobacco was for export, so they couldn't afford to let regular folks smoke it.
Isn't that interesting?
But that sounded possible, right?
V so incredibly real. Like if you had if I had not set it up like make it up, I would have just gone with it.
I could make up anything.
Yeah. Many of us could, you know.
When
the kids feel bad about not knowing shit, I always try to comfort them by saying You know. We all don't know like I mean when you think of the infinite amount of things that you could possibly know in this world. Even the smartest person does not even know point one percent.
Right.
Yeah. We're almost fully ignorant of everything what we you know, obviously
No and some people more than others, no. No, and then the things you learn you don't remember. So that's too bad.
That's true. That
part's really too bad.
I think that has something to do with the clothes. I don't know I can't make a direct correlation but
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What memories do Bill and Lisa share about the classic Dean Martin show?
0:01–7:33
2
How does Bill recount his family’s Irish‑American union history and its impact on his life?
7:33–34:40
3
Why do Bill and Lisa discuss the challenges of an interfaith marriage in the 1950s?
34:40–38:35
4
What was Lisa Kudrow’s awkward audition experience for the Larry Sanders pilot?
38:35–48:37
5
How do Bill and Lisa define the role of a producer in TV and film?
48:37–1:18:47