Mike Tyson | Club Random With Bill Maher
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Mike, I have to ask you the w question the whole world wants to know, why are you flying on jet blue? My wife says the same thing.
Why does Mike Tyson say JetBlue is his favorite airline?
And you said it was your favorite airline. I was just about to ask you why is it your favorite airline?
Well
what are they d what are they doing on jet blue?
I it's I love J I don't know why I got the toes. I mean
Stevie Wonder used to love the Holiday Inn. Uh the uh you know why you know why?
Why?
Because everything was in the same place.
Uh well maybe I just love um Jeblu. I don't know. It's comfortable. Yeah, I don't fly in. I love it. My wife is my wife is like She she wants me she she wants me always in private play. My boy said, Why don't you just I she has to carry she can't
spasm it. Mike sound like one tiger. And you could probably just fly whatever airline you want. I know, you got rid of the tigers. You had tigers though, right? Yeah,
tiger lines had a bunch of cougars.
Yeah. That's wrong. Uh I don't I'm an animal lover.
All right, absolutely, a hundred percent.
Hundred percent, but you had tigers in captivity. That can't be good for the tiger.
No, no, um, they weren't in captivity. They slept in my bed with me. What are you talking about? I got five hundred pounds in the bed with me, man. What are you talking about?
The t well, I mean, they're not you're mean, you're right. You know, I've always thought of that but I don't know. And you never smell the tiger fart. No. You
gotta evacuate I would have had a what, fifteen thousand square. I gotta evacuate the house, you gotta open up everything,
cause people to
blow everything out. Seriously?
Both. What? Well, tell you you can't not eat. Well what were you feeding the tiger that it was farting so badly? Um don't you think also meat horse meat. Is that what they eat? Yeah, they love horse
meat and chick, yeah.
Oh, so you killed horses and kept tigers. Stop I never killed a horse in my life.
What where'd you get the meat? Um I pay for it, but listen uh somebody killed it. Yes, yes. The Glue Factory. The Glue Factory, yeah. Those guys that can't do it anymore.
Mike, where do you stand on horse fighting as a legalized sport?
Horse fighting.
I'm just making with
Horses do fight, remember that horse bit like other horse's ear? No He did a Mike Titan. I was gonna say. He the other host was winning, he would man he'd bit in the air to have to pull him back. But see, th I I
I love this that you love Jet Blue because I always thought of you as like The people's champ. You know, I mean when you first of all people call you champ and they should because champ is like it's like when you're president, they call you president even after you write a hover. Senator, governor, they always say the guy's out of over 20 years, governor. And you always will be
champ. But I learned something with my last experience, I'm on the plane.
Did Mike really keep tigers in his bedroom?
I learned I don't belong to me. Too many people work. Uh my right hand of God. Mike. You've been famous for No, but listen, I never know that um my actions affect so many people. They worry. You know, you they also
no, they inspire
people though.
Might have your actions have inspired people. I mean you're but just
that fact that people worry. They they see the incident
and they just worry. But Mike, your Broadway show. Which I saw on T V. But I l don't live near Broadway. Fantastic. And it inspired people.
I like to
continue You don't you don't know that? Oh you must know that about your life, or else you wouldn't have done that.
Listen, sometimes that's my selfishness and not ego. What is your
selfishness?
To succeed and be happy, but hey, I want to keep myself to me.
Who w that's not selfish? That's whatever we all want. Y you i I mean, you have uh some obligation to I have to
I have to realize that I'm not I don't belong to me anymore. You never did since you were twenty because you were I didn't understand that to now. Like when I got into that instance so many people called it with worry and I'm like oh that one
douchebag on jet blue did that after thirty fucking years of being in the spotlight. Anyway, I just wanna tell you. You really are w when I see people with you, because the over the reaction is overwhelmingly in your favor.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:02–0:10
2
Why does Mike Tyson say JetBlue is his favorite airline?
0:10–3:05
3
Did Mike really keep tigers in his bedroom?
3:05–11:06
4
What does Mike think about a possible Jake Paul fight?
11:06–25:18
5
How does Mike describe the “best punch in the world”?
25:18–41:58
6
Why do they say the Amber Depp‑Johnny Depp case is a tragedy?
41:58–55:07
7
What lessons does Mike draw from history’s great conquerors?
55:07–1:05:35