Nikki Glaser | Club Random with Bill Maher
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How did Bill’s Hawaii trip help Nikki save her relationship?
Aloha.
Hello?
No, no. Aloha.
Aloha.
Everyone who's been on the trip forevermore greets as Aloha. Hello. Uh uh hopefully we didn't fuck up our mics.
No, I I meant to hug you in a way that didn't touch.
All right, well tell me now if we uh
Yeah
the gods. So look who's here. My little girl.
Oh, that's so sweet.
I have s I mean, we were in Hawaii together.
I missed you.
I know that sounds uh And it is. Oh my God. The you have to hear these stories. Uh people. And I have so much to ask you because we were there in December.
Yeah.
Then I watched your Reality show. Right. Which was shot which was shot before. So it's like one of those serial episodic shows that they go six months earlier, right? Oh
my god,
exactly.
It just wrapped right when we like went on that trip.
Is that right?
Yeah, pretty much right before it.
Okay, so I've inquiring minds wanna know. Oh yeah. Because I saw you on the trip with Chris. Yes. And I felt I knew a lot about you and him. Yeah. And then spending a week, but then I saw the backstory.
Yep. Your trip was what really made us go. Okay, let's like we're boyfriend and girlfriend. Like we were still like kind of deciding on the trip. Yeah. We almost didn't make it on the trip. We almost broke up right before it and then we went on it. We had such a good time. And we just It is
the best trip. We're both such fans of We're both such
fans of yours. And so it was so cool to feel ourselves around you, this person that we both have in common of like, you know, our our sense of humor and what we're the things we are into uh in media kind of connect us. And so to share that trip and then to become friends with you over it and for you to like him, it just s made me see him in the light where I was like, Wow, this guy's fucking great and um yeah, it was just the best trip.
It was really about me.
It was. It it always is, Bill. This place is great,
by the way. Oh my god,
it's awesome.
I know. I can't believe that's a good idea.
You're gonna party here, right? Like this isn't just for
party for years here. Oh, yeah.
Oh
yeah. I've had this this house for almost twenty years. Um
I cannot believe your
backyard.
I cannot believe this house. I w I mean I c I'd only saw it from the back passing. Yeah, I know I
know. I saw that You don't even live here. It I you're like the
minimalist style that I saw through the window as I walked past. And then your backyard is so gorgeous as I know,
that's a you can't see my house from where you came in.
I c I could cross the yard right here.
Uh
Well your neighbors have a great place then. I don't know who I am the
neighbor. Your place is so
and your backyard just keeps on going. Well anyway, you got a nice place. And this is an awesome little d uh
The point is I'm realizing right now that this love story that I'm going to get to the bottom of
Yes.
Um and I'm glad it sounds to me like there's been a happy ending.
Yes.
Oh my god, that's fantastic. Okay. So uh and apparently it was really a three-act play where I You were oh my god You were oh
man, if we could have captured that. They w you would have loved that. Yeah. Just going us going on a trip with Bill Maher. I mean, they were dying me to involve my famous friends and like you and I just weren't that close at that time. Otherwise I would have been FaceTiming you every you would have been a a main character of the show if you wanted to be.
No, actually. No, of course not. Would you ever do a reality show? I don't do FaceTime and This is kind
of like a reality show.
Yes. Well that was my idea was to like I said, podcasts they look horrible. It's just like they're very stilted. They're just in somebody's house. You got a big penis mic in your face. You know, it does. It's it's just terrible. I said, I have this place that's cool. I could like actually put a little money into like just doing it really right where no one's in the room and you don't even know where the cameras are. Yeah. And we're getting high and Uh I but uh a real an actual re no, of course. I c I could not do that. I'm done. You could. It would be fascinating. Like a doc
like a uh a documentary about you.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
How did Bill’s Hawaii trip help Nikki save her relationship?
0:01–7:53
2
Why hasn’t Nikki ever seen The Godfather and what does that say about her media habits?
7:53–16:14
3
What was Blake Griffin’s “diss” and why does Nikki find it more offensive than the other?
16:14–27:19
4
What’s the biggest compliment a man ever gave Nikki and why does it matter to her?
27:19–35:44
5
How does Nikki feel about having kids, adoption, and the “kids are my kids” comment?
35:44–45:08
6
What did Nikki learn about eating habits and why does she now eat three meals a day?
45:08–54:17
7
How does Nikki explain the “anal stage” and why does she think it still affects her?
54:17–1:03:18
8
What are Nikki’s edgiest topics in her new stand‑up special and why does she love talking about sex?
1:03:18–1:13:21