Olivia Culpo | Club Random with Bill Maher
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How do entertainers cope with mean internet comments?
You look great to no one's surprise. Yeah. Uh I hope it wasn't uh A long trek to get here. I don't know where you live.
No, it wasn't. I live in Encino, so it was just right over the hill.
Are you sure you want to reveal that?
Well, I just did, so
no.
No, people are people know where everybody lives.
Of course they do.
People know where you live, I'm sure.
Well, let's not advertise it. Let's not make the situation. I know where you live. Yeah, now you do.
Am I the first person on the show to to request champagne?
Yes.
I thought so. I was like, should I really do this? No. Then I just that's
what you drink. I'm all for everybody doing what they want to do. Well
it was either this or dirty martini and that might that was just too too intense for I haven't done enough of these to be, you know, I don't wanna let my armor. There's no
other ones like this. So you have you're not gonna do other ones like this because we set it up purposely to get you wasted. No.
I think that's a great idea. Honestly.
Do you want
No. You
don't smoke pot. You're like an athlete.
I'm not an athlete actually.
Athletes smoke pot.
They do.
Especially football players. Oh yeah.
Because it
helps with the pain.
It helps a lot with the pain. Everybody has their own um of
losing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly.
Forget the knees.
Yeah, no, I know. I get it though. They they get they say it's like every week it's like getting hit by a car, but my boyfriend actually doesn't smoke weed. So I don't know, we both don't really but Christian McCaffrey.
Oh yeah. Well he's a good one. At least you got I mean you're all you're a a true uh influencer who's uh inf the among the most influential influencer influencing this country. And I'm and I want I want you to influence me tonight. And I need I need influencing. I'm a person who's b please, I can't have thoughts of my own. I need influence. Can you do that? Well when do you need help
with beauty? Oh everything. Just influence gift side, Amazon purchases. Just
influence me, please. It's like a seance with me. Just like no.
It's all in the energy behind like TikTok or influencers or whatever. But I will say I think I could I think I am a good salesperson. Maybe that leads into it. But I agree you do have to have like you do have to have thick skin. But you would have to have thick skin too, but you literally just don't read the thing. I do not
no Uh right. Well uh obviously there are sometimes I can't help it if it's like a a story in the New York Times. It's uh it's about me, uh usually negative. Uh then you know, I have to see what's going on. But like do I week for week to week? No. What about day
to day?
Of course not. No, I mean, look, there is there's like people who write Negative it's one place can't I never remember this guy's name, uh which is probably why he hates me. But like he writes I think it's the Daily Beast. It's one of those uh maybe it's uh what's the other one that's like uh like the Daily Beast?
Daily Mail?
No, no, that's a newspaper. That's a Uh the no the Daily Beast and not Slate, but no a website like that. BuzzFeed. One of those. One of
those, yeah. Yeah, some
place. Okay, so and they write a shit review, sometimes before the show has even ended. Now, for years we were on uh uh live. Uh it's only since the pandemic that we went to like pre-tape like most other shows do in the afternoon. So on Friday night when the show aired, it was live live. So you can tell if he's putting out an article before the show has ended. Like talking about something that hasn't happened yet, that's some real hate. That is. That is. But why would I give a shit about some guy living in his mother's basement, like typing about me? That's true. It's like you're typing about me. I'm not even knowing about you. And so, but yes, I don't have a thick skin, actually. If I if I hear it, we're all human.
Like if somebody just says, you know, I watched this spec, I remember we're doing I was like, uh, I couldn't really pay attention to the jokes because his head is so big. He meant like literally. You know, like
you're like, I can't well, that is just
rude.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
How do entertainers cope with mean internet comments?
0:01–4:45
2
Why did Olivia Culpo request champagne at the start of the show?
4:45–10:12
3
What superhero movie is Olivia Culpo slated to star in?
10:12–16:08
4
What are the downsides of plastic surgery discussed by the hosts?
16:08–22:18
5
What is Bill Maher’s revolutionary anti‑aging product pitch?
22:18–29:04
6
How did ChatGPT write a scene for the TV show Succession?
29:04–34:30
7
Which two football movies do the hosts recommend and why?
34:30–39:55
8
What are the couples’ rules for talking while watching a movie?
39:55–44:31