Quentin Tarantino + Judd Apatow; Ms. Pat | Club Random with Bill Maher
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What is the opening banter and who joins the Club Random conversation?
Hey, so we have something a little bit different this week. It is Club Random after all. Everybody needs a break from work and I am taking a small one now, but we plan for it. We have something for you that hasn't been seen yet that I think is pretty cool. Early on when we were taping, I was talking to Judd Apatel here at the bar and Quentin Tarantino was waiting in the room back there and he decided to come over and have a seat and talk for a while. So here it is, two iconic directories with me, talking movies and more. Enjoy!
Hey guys.
Hello.
Oh he's here. He's here. I didn't know you were here, uh the Gary Shelling show. Hey everybody, it's Doc Crosby.
What happened? Oh my gosh, Ella Fitzgerald is outside here on Playboy After Dark. This is Candy. Great. I'd like you to meet Roman
Polanski. All right, here is Bill Cosby. How you doing? Mother judges speed. Loved it.
All right. Well, as long as we treat every woman at the Playboy Mansion here tonight with respect. Of course, Bill, of course we do. That's what we do here at the Playboy Mansion. Hey. Wow, we are here. So gratified. You know Judd? Yes.
Yes, we met each other a coup uh a uh a few times and uh and from uh
back when you were in Sandler's movie.
Well no no f well that's when we actually got to know each other because um
You were the preacher.
Well well the the deacon.
The deacon.
The
deacon Will you tell him that he's a big director who could get any table at any time?
Oh, okay. Well uh when you take over John Lannis' spot and like nine movies are released that are comedies, like Judd Apateau presents. Right. No, no, no, no. I I'm not gonna direct this, but I'll present it. I've never done that.
Oh
yeah, all my friends want to make movies. Okay, yeah, yeah. Judd Apateau presents.
Right. I defy you what my IMDB and find it presents.
Juno Tempo's like jerking it off the spear is is a funny gag.
You're going deep into year one territory. I knew you'd go you'd find a a nook and cranny that no one was expecting to have a drink.
Yes, actually. I would like a margarita because I noticed there was a margarita mix. Margarita? What that's going on. I wouldn't even
ask that if there wasn't a margarita mix that I saw. I'm kidding. I'll be I would learn how to make a margarita.
That's like the junk.
Okay. Where's the better one?
I think it's it's the one right next to the olive. Char. No no no, keep going. No, no. The other side no keep Oh yeah yeah. I think that's it. That's the gourmet. Margaret oh. That looks like the gourmet. I think there's a worm in here. Oh my well, Spitfire. Okay, it's a British margarita mix, which I hadn't actually
thought about. Wow. Um oh jeeze, where's the rock when you need 'em? What kind of liquor goes in with this?
Uh
tequila.
Tequila. No, no, with margarita they're just uh uh uh lots of ice. And uh and uh
So tequila and what? Ice?
Uh yeah, I'll take the uh uh uh I don't want to plug it. All right. Uh no, but uh I'll I'll take the Casamigas reposatum. Is that this? No no no keep going, keep going, keep going. Uh no no you you're doing good. Keep going deeper, deeper, deeper. No no no no. The casamigos. Okay, you're almost there. You're almost touching it. Yeah, that one.
Boy, you know liquor better than I do. Oh boy. Well I mean if you're going to be the
bartender on asking me I'm
not going to be able to do that.
No, I know. I should get I should
get I should get better at it, my bad.
No, just margarita mixed and and uh and ice and tequila and your set. No I make a better margarita.
This is uh tequila and I'm already drinking tequila. Would you mind if I trotted along with you? Yes, by all means. I would not mind at all. That was my audition. I heard you were casting and I thought maybe I'd throw in a little uh just to show you I can do it, my friend.
That was your mammoth dialogue. That was your about last night part two.
Send uh send Grinna's on real time next week. Oh he is, is he? I'm so excited. Mammoth? Yeah. Oh, what a motherfucker, right? Balsey. Oh. He's the man. Really?
Yeah.
Oh no, from the That's a high compliment from you.
Why do the hosts keep talking about making a margarita and what’s the story behind it?
No, no, no, no. Look, no Do you think he's dumb at the end of the day?
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the opening banter and who joins the Club Random conversation?
0:00–4:25
2
Why do the hosts keep talking about making a margarita and what’s the story behind it?
4:25–44:51
3
Why do they argue about tying dogs to trees and animal ownership?
44:51–49:28
4
How does the conversation shift to raising multiple kids and family dynamics?
49:28–56:14
5
What are their opinions on living in Indiana, Atlanta, and California’s climate?
56:14–1:09:25
6
Why do they spend so much time describing the Blue Flame and Magic City strip‑club experiences?
1:09:25–1:24:23