Rob Schneider | Club Random with Random
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What jokes do the hosts make about casting directors and acting at the start?
The staff tells me that you are already on fire. That's what they I have been hearing. God bless you.
Hey, I gotta tell ya, more cameras here than I feel like I'm at the Chinese embassy, baby. Let's go. I know, I feel like we have camera, all of you, we have evidence. Now you tell us all your early jokes on the eighties. You know what? Ever since you couldn't play other nationalities I stopped working.
Oh yes.
You can't play other nationalities anymore.
Yeah, because
you know, if my mom's Asian that makes me Asian. Because they give a shit. They do I know. It's so funny you
mention that because the editorial I am doing this Friday on Real Time is about how Casting directors. Go back to being casting directors and and cast the person who's best for the role, and not whether their profile as a person, a real life person, matches The role. Tom Hanks says he wouldn't do Philadelphia today because he's not gay and the character is. It's called acting.
Yes, you're supposed to be able to play people you're not. That was the whole point of it. Exactly.
Why do you think actors want to be actors? Because they don't want to be themselves.
Right. That's happened, which is I think you may have noticed it. There's a creep of like trying to make the world better. Trying to make the world better and making it way worse by such pussies about everything and I can't even at the sh even at the even at the hotel. I got wherever the hell I'm staying. They don't even tell you what kind of shampoo it is anymore. They don't say what flavor or whatever, you know, whatever. It just says not tested on animals. Oh. And as as if and I'll tell you the truth, I don't care. I'll tell you another one. Well, I
do care about
I w I want you to test it on animals. I mean, don't be an asshole about it. Don't shove a bottle up the bottle
of the animals. I'm a Peter board member. So you so you just struck on the last thing if you're ever gonna agree with you.
I'm just saying if you are If you have a shampoo company and let's say you have a lizard, it doesn't have to be put a lizard. Put a couple of drops of shampoo in his eyes and if the lizard dies, let's come up with another shampoo.
That's all. I don't it doesn't happen to be. I can hate you and and the joke that you made and also appreciate that that is a good joke.
Okay.
I can do both. Because I have a bicameral mind.
Well that's good. You know that that's the problem. Yes. We are so polarized, as you you talked about with Jay.
You know me, Jay, you know, you're polarized. The other thing is it's like, you know, they can't you can't even anything
And then he comes down here. Those are his two moves Jay's
got. You know why I'm up here and then then you
go down here and then you and you come back up. I used to love his segues on the Tonight Show, you know, like there'd be tona uh you know, the butt the sitcom or whatever then and uh here you're uh Yeah, you collect toy trade.
I remember like being on the show, Katherine Ross finally after like my fifth appearance on there, whatever with Jay, she said, Stop waiting for Jay, just keep going And that was the best advice.
Well, but Jay Leno is one of the greatest people. I th I mean I don't know understand this animosity. No, because it just happens. I mean, and I hate to
it's jealousy. Could you believe there's jealousy in stand up? Is that what you're saying?
How do they recount Jay Leno’s early advice and early‑career stories?
Well, uh I I guess in uh not stand up, but in getting the crown plum talk show yet. Oh yeah. Oh sure. And you know, I don't I don't know why Jimmy and Conan who I both am so fond of, I don't want to be in the middle of this, but I mean I just don't know why they they they seem to hate him so it is And he's such a great guy. I know but it is like a car crack. He's not
He has there's not one person that Jay hasn't helped. I mean literally I drove him one of my first things I ever did, like in the early eighties, I had a um a a manager, of course, and he said, uh you're gonna pick up Jay Leno, you're gonna know exactly you know San Francisco like the back of your hand. You have you take the Thomas guide, that was the thing Thomas Guide.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What jokes do the hosts make about casting directors and acting at the start?
0:01–3:20
2
How do they recount Jay Leno’s early advice and early‑career stories?
3:20–13:56
3
Why do they compare today’s political climate to historic wars and elections?
13:56–39:15
4
What do they say about the comedy classic *Team America* and its legacy?
39:15–41:24
5
What new movie is Rob promoting and why is he reluctant to do press?
41:24–43:43
6
Why does Rob criticize Patton Oswalt for apologizing after a photo with Dave Chappelle?
43:43–47:11
7
How do Bill and Rob discuss the current state of liberalism, health‑care politics, and free speech?
47:11–54:53
8
What stories do they share about owning the DNA Lounge and the evolution of Club Random in San Francisco?
54:53–1:20:07