Russell Brand | Club Random with Bill Maher

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What does Russell Brand say about the difference between hedonism and addiction?

Bill Maher 0:01
What do you got there?
Russell Brand 0:02
Cigars, would you like one?
Bill Maher 0:03
No. Cigar a cigar is a cigarette without any manners. An Englishman said that. No, I don't know which one. I just assume it must have been. It's erudite and exactly. What do you think an American would come up with that? I believe the English race was created just to give us Americans something to quote from.
Russell Brand 0:30
That's our whole function is to give you a sort of a
Bill Maher 0:33
backstory. Yes, you're a a lexicon with a with a nice green thank you very much. So So you're cutting a cigar. Yeah. Now you can also use that for circumcision, you know.
Russell Brand 0:47
I I ha actually botched one before I came in. I thought I'd trim the foreskin out of respect for your country. I know it's preferred here. Not that I imagined that our fallacies would necessarily be involved in the conversation, but I gave it a trim and it's not been a complete success. I'll level with ya.
Bill Maher 1:02
Is that the correct plural of phallus? Fallae, you reckon? Well, I mean when you say fallacies, it sounds like fallacies, the word. So like fallacies. Are you saying it that your penis is a fraud? I guess you'd be saying
Russell Brand 1:18
that
Bill Maher 1:18
our
Russell Brand 1:18
penises are a fraud. Certainly take 'em in some peculiar directions. I bet
Bill Maher 1:22
you you're penis who's seen some things. What? Why are you wincing? It's something to be proud of. That you you were you're one of the few like rock star comedians. Did you see me that way? I still see you. Look how you're dressed, like how you look. You played a rock star twice in movies, I think, right? Greek. That's right. And you married a rock star and you just and you were on heroine. I mean you're a rock star, you know. And you have the look. You have the look. When you say it like that. It sounds fantastic. If you
Russell Brand 1:53
could buy it, I would have done it by now. The thing is, uh Bill, is that that whilst that sounds like a tremendous set of experiences, I was of course there while they were happening. They were mostly rather bleak,
Bill Maher 2:06
in all honesty. I find that hard to believe. I people say that all the time when they describe this life that the rest of us could only dream of, you know, with the women, drugs, and the guns and adulation, the partying. And I'm like, why can't you people just enjoy this? I feel I certainly would.
Russell Brand 2:25
Possibly there's a difference between Epicureanism, Hedonism, and what I think I have, which is addiction. And I suppose addiction means that you're s trying to remedy a spiritual or p possibly from a secular perspective psychic condition through sort of external means. And rather than oh, I'm a joyous, piratical sort of sex buccaneer. For me, I was just on like Like a kind of A kind of I'm unhappy.
Bill Maher 2:52
And also I'm I'm like a s by the way, sex buccaneer is is the greatest name for a band. Yeah. If you
Russell Brand 2:58
ever start one. And if you ever wanted to make a portmanteau out of those, fuckoneer seems so available.
Bill Maher 3:05
Right. Portmanteau, another great word. Yeah. Well, uh I'm sorry you didn't have a better time having a better time than
Russell Brand 3:13
the rest
Bill Maher 3:13
of us.
Russell Brand 3:14
Look actually I'm not seeking uh any any sympathy from it. I'm just sort of remarking, Bill, that like when I hear my life described, I think, oh my god, that sounds so cool. And indeed was everything I aspired to as a young man, trying, I think, to somehow mitigate feelings of unease and emptiness, probably in common with many comics and entertainers. And when I did it it it just did not work and has left me one of the few areas where I imagine we are somewhat at odds, uh only with a kind of spirituality as my l last r remain
Bill Maher 3:50
Why do we have to why do we have to drag all this depressing psychological stuff into it when it just would be great to get a lot of drugs and pussy? I don't understand why we have to overthink it and complicate it and it's just like when I'm really your position. It is And I will stand by it. I'm a one-issue candidate on drugs and drugs and pussy and not overthinking it. I mean, not not pussy, but like, you know, yes, I mean, just rock star sex. I mean, i is there a man uh r alive who doesn't um, you know, at some point in his youth aspire to that? There certainly wasn't when I was.

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