Sammy Hagar | Club Random w/Bill Maher
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What does Sammy Hagar say about rock‑star excess and having a lot of “pussy”?
Sammy While Bill Maher, there he is. Am I supposed to get up and greet the host? Am I supposed to say sit down? How are you? I can take a little statement
you've given me, you deserve a rest. I I, however, is gonna stand the whole time. So I can feel superior to you because I know you're rich. You're famous, you're a rock star. Speaking of that, I've always wanted to ask a rock star this question. Settle a bit. You get a lot of pussy. Because my friend says no. And I say no No, no, I got more pussy on the planet than anybody on the planet when I was a rock star. But I'm married now. I I mean, how do you adjust from that level of rock star pussy to I'm sure your m wife has a fantastic pussy. I've no I married the best one. That's how you adjust. Really? Yes. I I've never been able to make that adjustment, but
Bill, I'm bullshitting you. It's the opposite. It's freaking the opposite, because you don't want the girl that gives the best blowjob. You don't want the girl that gives the best pussy. You want a girl that you feel like she doesn't do this very often. Okay. Well, I could quibble with a few things there, but before we There's no such thing as bad pussy. Let's
just get that out of the way. Well that certainly is true. There's no such thing as It's all good. Well, that explains a lot about the rock star lifestyle. Uh I've heard they like the blowjobs from the fat chicks, that like they'd give the best blowjob or something like that.
I'm not gonna get in on that, right? I'm not gonna get in. In this day and age right now. I feel like Ike Turner right now. You remember Ike Turner. He he did an interview with Rolling Stone years ago and he said, If you want to catch Ike, you bait a trap with Wussy.
I'm gonna make a drink with your
no this is your Uh my second round of tequila. You know, Kaba Waba was my first time in nineteen. You
know
what I
thought you should name tequila? Yellow baby. You know? Because that's what you say.
Explain yourself, will ya?
What? Explain yourself. You say it at the it's the first words you hear. Yellow baby. But you but it sounds like yellow.
Yellow
baby. But it sounds Hey, you still got the pipes. Yeah, yeah. I thought that would be a great name because and then you could make it yellow. I don't wanna
give the
Van Halen I'm full of good ideas. I don't
wanna give Alex Van Halen, the last living of the brothers, I don't wanna give him any ideas, but why? If fifty one fifty tequila is what's happening, you see police code and Eddie Stripes on the bottle. Right. If we'd have stayed together,
I would have gotten him to do that. Right. 'Cause it was such a I remember that album was like The album of that, you know Yeah. The hot summer Fifty one fifty time. Which we're entering now. Right? Yep. You sound like you're like a summer guy 'cause I know
Oh come on. I love the beach, I love the sun. If it gets under seventy degrees I go to
Cabo. Right, aren't you like the Mafia Boston Cabo or something? Uh don't you like Ry it's kinda like Buford Pusser. Remember that movie uh walking tall? And it and it was about a you know, a rich guy who kinda owned the town and he had to be taken out. I see that as you.
Well, listen, that town's growing out of me. There's people down there they don't even know me.
Good to have you here, Sam.
Thank you.
Well, Bill.
What do you mean don't know you? Well, the town's grown so much now there's people who come down there who think George Clooney discovered cabul. W why George Clooney? 'Cause a uh cab 'cause he made Casamigos. He bought a house down there about ten years ago.
That is good. That's very smooth. So wait, he what are you saying? That you got into the tequila thing before him? Nineteen eighty eight, I made Kabawak. So you were the you were the pioneer of
isn't that interesting? No, I mean as far as I know, even Jimmy Buffett said, Oh no, no, no, no, I'm not copying you. I'm just making tequila just for my fans. And then he made Margaritaville. Then I said that's what I'm doing too. Right. You know This is a better drug.
Which drug are you talking about? Well, I mean I mean uh What what is he wasted away again on in Margarita Bill?
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What does Sammy Hagar say about rock‑star excess and having a lot of “pussy”?
0:01–7:21
2
How did Sammy’s violent father and his tough‑up‑bring‑up shape his teenage years?
7:21–13:53
3
Why did Sammy’s first serious breakup at age 13 change his life?
13:53–30:52
4
How do Sammy and Bill survive fights in a long‑term marriage?
30:52–48:42
5
What is Sammy’s take on the Beatles’ creative rivalry and why Paul was the “seed”?
48:42–56:40
6
How did Quentin Tarantino end up using Sammy’s tequila brand in his movie?
56:40–1:01:22
7
Why is California’s drought and wildfire crisis a deal‑breaker for Sammy?
1:01:22–1:02:35