Shan Boodram | Club Random with Bill Maher

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How does Shan Boodram describe her “Dr. Ruth meets Rihanna” persona?

Bill Maher 0:01
How are you?
Shan Boodram 0:02
I
Bill Maher 0:02
am doing. Look at these.
Shan Boodram 0:03
Oh, thank you. I made
Bill Maher 0:05
a very. Fucking Christ.
Shan Boodram 0:07
I'm very grateful that you are affirming these because I was deciding between bare leg or boot. And it feels like boot was the choice for you.
Bill Maher 0:15
But there's something about a boot that's a little more, I mean, most boots are not like fit over you like a skin. That is true. I mean, that's a different kind of boot.
Shan Boodram 0:24
Yeah, these are stand-up boots. They're not walk-around boots.
Bill Maher 0:26
Right.
Shan Boodram 0:27
Yeah, we're not going for a walk around your property after this. This is as far as we're going to go. But in the meantime, it's very nice.
Bill Maher 0:33
But I can certainly, I know your background a little bit. I think I can say this to you.
Shan Boodram 0:39
But
Bill Maher 0:39
I'm also
Shan Boodram 0:40
Canadian, and Canadians are very strict about shoes in the house.
Bill Maher 0:43
I just had William Shatner here.
Shan Boodram 0:45
You know, if
Bill Maher 0:46
we can
Shan Boodram 0:47
just act as if that happened, it was the most phenomenal date I've ever seen in my life.
Bill Maher 0:52
Me and him?
Shan Boodram 0:53
Yes. You were mirroring each other, your body language. You were affirming each other. You nagged each other. It was like
Bruno Satin 1:02
such
Shan Boodram 1:02
magic to watch, I thought
Bruno Satin 1:04
to myself. Oh, thank
Bill Maher 1:04
you.
Shan Boodram 1:05
If you were sexually attracted to him, would that not be your ideal long-term partner?
Bill Maher 1:12
That's a lot to bite off there, Shan. No, I mean, I can't even imagine William Shatner in that role in my life. But men can... love each other for sure. And it's funny the way, you know, he and I, it's interesting, you know, you circle someone for years, decades, sort of know them. You know, I always say in Hollywood, people ask, they think you're, you know, friends with everybody in show business. I'm always like, well, there's friends and there's friendly.
Unknown 1:44
Yes.
Bill Maher 1:44
A friend is someone who I purposely make plans with. I have their phone number. I can confide in. And then there's friendly. We have been friendly and now we're friends.
Shan Boodram 1:55
You sat on his lap out the gate. So that just sent a very different message. Maybe the tone that you set, but it was just like
Bill Maher 2:02
a very... Well, I knew he didn't want to get up. So I'm trying to be, I'm always trying to be a good host. You know, I mean, I have many flaws. I can't accuse me of ever being like great at commitment or anything like that. But I think I'm a good friend and a good host. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Shan Boodram 2:20
But I think he was so curious, and you were curious in return.
Bill Maher 2:23
You
Shan Boodram 2:24
learned from each other. You had disagreements, but they were civil.
Bill Maher 2:27
I feel like in the end,
Shan Boodram 2:28
it was just a very beautiful
Bill Maher 2:31
date. Because it's, you know, and we talked about age in there. And there is something about being older enough to, like, have confidence in so many things that you don't when you're young. Like, I'm just going to be honest with this person. I'm going to trust. It's not going to be offensive to them. In fact— They're actually going to be complimented. You
Shan Boodram 2:52
called him beefy in the first few minutes. That was a bold move.
Bill Maher 2:55
Beefy is not.
Shan Boodram 2:57
That's an egg.
Bill Maher 3:00
Well, I feel like when you're 90, it's good to be beefy.
Shan Boodram 3:07
I think so, too.
Bill Maher 3:08
You know, what you don't want to be is skeletal.
Shan Boodram 3:10
He looked buttery to me. That's when I saw him and I mentioned that. What's that? The lighting is very flattering in here. And I was like, he looks very buttery.
Bill Maher 3:19
What is buttery?
Shan Boodram 3:20
You know, smooth, kind of like, you know, gelato when you go and you see them and they're scooping it. For 90? He looked, yeah.
Bill Maher 3:26
He looked scoopable. This guy must, like, sleep in Sephora.
Shan Boodram 3:31
He
Unknown 3:31
does look phenomenal.
Bill Maher 3:32
We got to go to Target together.
Shan Boodram 3:33
We got a man crush on him. I loved it. And it was fascinating too to me because when you're a sexologist, when you study sex, you have to do something every few years called a SAR, which is sexual attitude reassessment. And it's three intensive days where essentially you watch various kinds of porn, for lack of a better term. You watch all these different erotic materials so that your sensitivity is is increased so that if you tell me that you like your dick stomped on with high heels and that's what you like about these boots.
Bill Maher 4:02
I don't.
Shan Boodram 4:03
Well, if you did, I wouldn't have a reverse reaction. I'd be
Bill Maher 4:06
like,
Shan Boodram 4:07
okay.
Bill Maher 4:08
I'd have a reverse reaction. Like, wow, that hurts my dick.

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