Woody Harrelson | Club Random with Bill Maher
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What is the new Apple subscription channel being promoted?
Hey, I want to tell you about our new subscription channel on Apple. You can listen ad-free to all episodes, past and present, get access to most episodes a week early, and hear exclusive bonus content that you can only get here. Go to Apple.com slash clubrandom to try it free now. Just click the try it free button now to check it out. All I can say is this should take care of the first half hour. No, these are clove cigarettes, Woody.
Why do Woody and Bill start talking about clove cigarettes and quitting smoking?
I don't know if you know about what they're doing with clove cigarettes. Oh, the clove's my favorite. Unbelievable. I don't know what they've been putting I've been H obviously I've made a big mistake all these years with marijuana because I would never smoke marijuana on a show like this. But these clove cigarettes, they must have uh developed something in the lab. I hope it wasn't that Wuhan place where there's so much trouble coming out of but uh
I'm glad you brought the clove because I I don't see anymore. Did you know that? How many how many times have I heard this? No, I don't smoke any less. You gonna let me finish. Uh No, I actually I I did I did quit, man. Yeah. You quit many times. Well I haven't had any since noon, I swear to God. And that's not a and that's uh let's Yeah, I quit. I quit I quit quitting. I uh um anyway.
And that no, but you know what a lot of jokes have been made. On and on and off is not a bad way to do. That's true. Because I did I did quit for a good while. Do you think I mean, no, we're gonna smoke this club cigarette which goes into our lungs. Look, we're both in our late thirties now. Do you think Do you think there's any chance that we're hurting ourselves? 'Cause I know we're both people who are very interested in health. You look amazing by the way. You look fantastic. I don't know what you
thanks for saying that.
I saw you uh with one of your boyfriends
Probably with McConaughey or something that where the paparazzi and you
were on a yacht or something.
Yeah. Yeah. That was uh What
are you doing on a
yacht? Man and the people. You know, I I try to help people uh spread their footprint out, lighter footprint. I try to do that for the yacht. It's gonna be a heavier footprint than the less I'm there. And then it lightens it by, you know, one one person anyway.
Well what was the yacht deal? I
don't get
it. It was
for Guy O'Ciri g got a yacht for his fiftieth birthday. Holy moly. Right. I don't know what's in it. Cool.
And that's our show. Do you remember that joint that we had like that was this long and I have that I showed it the picture on the we show it in our highlight reel every week where I show you that picture of you and I with that hysterical look on our face. I'm like, This is you when you're quitting and you're like Here's you when you're smoking. Yeah. No, it's during one of your many interregnums.
Well, yeah, 'cause I recently did quit. I quit for Yeah uh four four months or something. I didn't smoke. That is very smart. But people were like and I wasn't drinking and people were like, you know, you're not as fun. And I'm like, geeze that's a Yeah. And that's what your your thing illustrated with that picture as you see. None of us are as much fun. Why do you
think we do it? To be less fun? To to enjoy life less? Let's do drugs. It'll make life worse. Said no one ever. No, but why we do it? Because not not that you need kids, I've said this a million times, you do not need drugs to have a good time. But why take chances? That's what I tell the kids. Listen to listen to your Uncle Bill and your uncle would Uh
We are the perfect like, you know, role model uncles, right?
No. I mean, you are much more of a perfect Roma. I mean, you're a great family man. Um you know. Well thank you. Well it's true. I mean, I've always thought that the key uh you have such a wonderful marriage. The key must be uh being on location two hundred and fifty days a
year. Well no, that's funny you brought that up because someone asked the wifey Pooh, uh, what what do you think is the secret to y'all's long marriage, right? And she goes, Well We spent a lot of time apart. I says, honey, first of all I'm right here.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the new Apple subscription channel being promoted?
0:01–0:31
2
Why do Woody and Bill start talking about clove cigarettes and quitting smoking?
0:31–5:24
3
What is the story behind the yacht and Bill’s fear of boats?
5:24–8:02
4
Do they consider giving up their phones to help stop global warming?
8:02–56:07
5
What do Woody and Bill joke about Brando and the new ‘The Offer’ miniseries?
56:07–1:08:15
6
How do they discuss health, fasting, diet and the effects of cannabis on memory?
1:08:15–1:30:13
7
What’s the story about Salman Rushdie’s stabbing and why does it lead to a free‑speech debate?
1:30:13–1:44:12
8
Why are they promoting their new dispensary and talking about comedy, free speech and the future of the show?
1:44:12–1:47:08