Childhood Memories w/ Adam Mockett
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What tour dates and merch does Craig promote at the episode opening?
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Subject is 25 and appears to be shit as shit. Get back here!
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz? I brushed my hair for the intro, not the whole show. Bro, if I have a cowlick back there and we go viral, I'm going to kill you. This guy never warns me. I'm just kidding. I love you. I just need to. I don't care. You know, most people film a show. I should shower and brush your hair. I was just like this. going to the beach what do i need to wash my ass for the god's gonna wash it anyway with the salt in your crack why not turn in the cause but put the salt in your crack and then give her the sleeping pills okay okay hey everybody whoopsie daisy tour where we at july 21st los angeles at the comedy store in the belly room story time working out new stories Oxnard, California, July 24th, 25th, followed by Tempe, Arizona, love Tempe, fantastic, Pasadena, California, Bakersfield, California, Calgary, Alberta, Canada, Richmond, Virginia, Austin, Texas, Raleigh, North Carolina, Houston, Texas, Albuquerque, New Mexico, Palm Beach, Florida, just added October 23rd, 24th, St.
Louis, Missouri, Salt Lake City, Philadelphia, Las Vegas, Seattle, Boston, and Portland. Oh, dear. Sorry, Marlo. I see you when you're all grown up. Just kidding. I always come home weekdays. I'm a weekday daddy. But, boy, I'll be working on them weekends. Whoopsie-daisy tour. Go get your tickets right now. CraigConant.com. We have a good time out there. I see anybody who's been to a damn show. And get your tickets sooner rather than later. Some of these bitches are selling out. A lot of them. It's quite nice. It's quite nice. Thank you. I love you. Thank you. And today, what else? Wait, rate, review, like, subscribe, the show. Send in your poop story, your podcast story. That's my story. Your poop story. Party story.
Arrest story. Just fun. Nothing malicious.
How did Adam and Craig describe Tennessee life, guns, and bathroom speakers?
Get that hate out of here. Just fun stuff. And then what else? Hoodie. If you like hoodies, I sling them. Quite quality. Dope art. Right there. And yeah, that's it. Enough of that. Let's get to my homie. Today we have on my dear friend Adam Mockett. I love this motherfucker. He's my brother from another month. I forgot what happened there. I love him. It's my bro, my childhood friend. Such a good dude. Good heart. Good family. Made it. Funny as fuck. And just killing it in life. And today we have on my dear friend Adam Mockett. Check it out right now. Namaste. what's that noise oh it's my thoughts in my brain what's that noise no there's a is the lawnmower still going it's going the microphone is like uh it muffles it out for the people but it lives inside your brain on the show this is my sweet dear friend adam mockett
Oh, my goodness. I've known you a long time. 30 years? 35? Yeah. Long, long time. That shit's funny.
I knew you before the drugs and after the drugs. Namaste.
Sugar. I was always a little weird, but we all are. It was a good time.
Yeah, but now I just went in your bathroom, and I will say people might think the fact that you live by the beach made it, but I say having your Sonos surround sound in the bathroom.
Oh, yeah, when you're taking a poop and you're listening to Damien Marley. Life is good.
You've made it, bro.
You have made it.
I just realized I need to get a speaker in my bathroom now.
Oh, yeah. A speaker and a potty pistol. You got to hide a gun in the bathroom. You don't want to be vulnerable with no weapon. You're pooping. When you poop, you need a pistol. You're at your most vulnerable. That's true.
I live in Tennessee, man. They got freaking guns everywhere. And I have zero guns yet.
They have a vending machine for guns. You know, like the gumball machines? You put it in a quarter, out pops a glock. That's America.
Yeah, we could still get a pack of cigarettes, too, with it, I think.
Yeah, with a pool knob one.
the old moose for sure yeah this is a come up though this is so nice
Yeah, I got plants. Look at this. I'm in the jungle. We got ferns.
Dude, it's so nice. It's palms. I did your podcast when it was brand new during COVID.
On the couch in Sweetser, off Sweetser, that little apartment, the studio.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What tour dates and merch does Craig promote at the episode opening?
0:05–2:24
2
How did Adam and Craig describe Tennessee life, guns, and bathroom speakers?
2:24–13:21
3
What childhood pranks and weaponized toys did they reminisce about (fake poop, stink bombs, potato cannons)?
13:21–44:46
4
How did Trader Joe’s snacks and viral bag trends come up in conversation?
44:46–48:11
5
What stories do they share about starting in comedy and improv training?
48:11–57:30
6
How did addiction, recovery and life changes shape their careers?
57:30–1:31:52