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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

The Conan and Jordan Show – Beet Red Face

09 May 2025

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On this episode of “The Conan and Jordan Show”, Conan examines Jordan’s fondness for junk foods like sugary cereals before they argue about each other’s physical appearance. Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/conan.

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7.216 - 11.382

All right. It's time for an episode of the Conan and Jordan show.

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18.933 - 24.259 Conan O'Brien

Of course, we just heard Rush. Oh, yeah. And that's one of your favorite bands, if not your favorite band of all time.

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24.479 - 33.769 Jordan Schlansky

You hear the growl of that Moog synthesizer, indicative of early 80s synthesizers. No, it's actually Moog. It's a Dutch name. It's actually pronounced Moog, if you really want to be accurate. All right.

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34.069 - 40.636 Conan O'Brien

Hey, do me a favor. Yes. Just a quick favor. There's a little slice there of Go Fuck Yourself Pie. Would you have just a little taste right there?

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41.697 - 54.767 Jordan Schlansky

I know a lot of people equate synthesizers with the late 80s sound, that is to say, bright and blaring. I'm talking specifically about 86, 87, and 88, the most horrible, arguably, year. But when you talk about early 80s, there's more of a buzzy synthesizer sound.

54.967 - 77.926 Conan O'Brien

You came out of the gate so hot, so fast, that we're in danger of scaring off the listener, even big fans of yours. So just take it easy, take a breath, and let me introduce people to the concept of of Conan and Jordan having a show together. I'm constantly stopped in the streets by people who say, you have that crazy Jordan character. Is he real? And I say, yes, he's absolutely real.

78.386 - 95.26 Conan O'Brien

And we thought, what better way to delight the SiriusXM listener than by capturing some of that magic right here in the studio. And that's why you're here, Jordan. Okay, I understand. And we play that song up front because you have made it very clear you love Rush. You love that Tom Sawyer song. And...

96.761 - 107.93 Conan O'Brien

And we're here to learn more about you and maybe learn more about our relationship, how we get along, and how we relate to each other. I as human, you as robot from the future. I see. Sent here to destroy us.

108.03 - 118.038 Jordan Schlansky

I'm not completely convinced that we have a show. I feel like when most people get a show, there's some kind of feeling of accomplishment. Will I be financially compensated for this? We'll talk about that.

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