Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Thank you.
Welcome back to the, fuck.
Welcome back to Creepcast.
Today, we are going to be reading two beautiful stories. The first one being, which I thought this was a pretty sweet title. Me and my friends are using a Ouija board for the first time. It keeps asking people to leave the room. Last time I was around a Ouija board, it was actually in Tampa with Isaiah when he refused to mess with it. You don't fuck with Ouija boards. I don't, I don't touch them.
It's a bridge too close to me. I mean, I feel you. I have met the amount of people that I have met that do not fuck with Ouija board. It's, it's a, it's a large people. People do not, people don't like those things. People do not like Ouija boards.
I'm finding, I mean, it's like, I understand it's like a board game that's made by like Mattel or Hasbro or whatever. Like, Like I understand the thing itself is just a piece of board, right? But it's more so I don't do any like ritual thing that is in an attempt to contact spirits. Like if someone was breaking up animal bones or doing little sigils and stuff, would it mess with that either?
Like anything that looks like I'm trying to make a phone call, not interested.
Well, that's fucking, you know what?
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Chapter 2: What happens when friends use a Ouija board for the first time?
It's your choice. I have done Ouija boards many times, never had anything happen. I, uh, Except when I was younger, my mom did it and she tortured me with it for like, I'm not even joking, a whole weekend. She did this, put on this whole elaborate ruse to scare me and it was very rude. So.
well what did uh how did she torture you with it she kept fucking with the light she'd go to the breaker box and kept like turn the breakers on and off all kinds of stuff slamming doors and like it's truly like a child raising a child is what it felt like uh i was bullied needless to say well right i think that's good of her to do that and i think she should have done more well i think we don't have to
get into or anything, but I just know that, you know what, uh, treat your children with respect. Don't intentionally scare them. You know, that's just me. Uh, and I will say Isaiah gave me the gift that keeps on giving, which Isaiah sent me a video of himself crashing his motorcycle.
Go ahead and roll that now. No, no, we don't.
The funniest part of this, too, is we were talking about it, and he says, you know, I was only going that slow because the battery was dead, as if he's Travis Pastrana driving around his house. No, no, okay, okay, okay. A bunch of Red Bull drones flying around your property watching you hit your dirt bike, I assume.
This had to come up because I have to explain why I'm wearing these. Yes. Okay.
The motorcycle battery, which also for people who don't know who can't, who are listening on audio, what, what is on your hands right now? Bandages, bunch of gauze and tape and stuff like that.
Because what happened is I was trying to drive the motorcycle, but the battery was dead. So you have to do what's called a rolling start where you kick it into first gear with the key turned over. And then once you pick up speed, you flip it into second while the motor's still off. And then you gas it. So you're trying to force the motor to turn over without the starter.
So what that means is you go from idling, like messing with your gears and all that, to second gear all at once.
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Chapter 3: What eerie events occur during the Ouija board session?
I was doing that whole thing. Did I send you the video of the injury?
No, I haven't seen any of the actual injury so far. I am curious to see your little Arby's roast beef mitts. Hold on. I got a couple pics of that. We can't put it in the episode. Yeah, definitely too. Well, the fact that you need bandages, I'm very curious to see what it looks like here. Also, by the way, we're reading Ronald McDonald House afterwards. That's the second story. Ooh, owie.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I cut myself on my hands, and then that left hand skipped. And while I was bleeding, I was looking down, and I could see little striations under the skin. I'm like, oh, those are muscles. That's awesome. That's great. That feels great.
This is actually... It's so funny. This is funny. Given the context of the video, it's very funny that this is actually a very... Looks like fucking... For people that don't... It looks like Freddy Krueger's face is what is... Is what his injuries look like. We'll put it up on the Patreon. Which also, thank you to the patrons. We'll put it up on the Patreon. Put it up on the Patreon.
So if you want to see some blood and gore from Isaiah, feel free. But thank you to our patrons for supporting us and getting some extra content on the side. And then also, thank you to audio listeners who are listening to this on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, anywhere you can listen to podcasts and giving us a nice rating. We appreciate you. Isaiah, you just want to jump right in?
Yeah, did you even say what the second story we're reading is?
Yeah, I said Ronald McDonald House. I said it. Oh, okay.
All right, all right. I didn't hear you say that. Okay, I also want to say to match the cast, I'm wearing a Five Nights at Freddy's T-shirt that I found at a gas station in rural Appalachia.
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Chapter 4: How does the group react to the Ouija board's messages?
Oh, I'm ready. Let's begin.
Also, if anybody, if anybody has a Ouija board while we read this, I would say, put it out. I'd say don't do that, but you know what?
You're, you're, you're an adult. You do what you got to do, but I say bust out that Ouija board. Yeah. Get that Ouija board going. Okay. Me and my friends are using a Ouija board for the first time. Keeps asking people to leave the room. I'm using this post to chronicle the events of this evening, as they've been truly fascinating. Some quick backstory.
The small section of the city that me and my friends live is generally known to be haunted. And even if you're not a believer in the supernatural, it's at least a bit eerie. I'm not going to dox myself by stating the location, but let's just say that creepy sightings, murders, deaths due to unexplainable circumstances are our bread and butter.
For most people, this means you move away as soon as they can. For folks like me and my friends, who absolutely love all things spine chilling, it generally makes for a pretty good time. Our Halloween parties are awesome. Most of our drinking nights have some sort of spooky game interlaced into them.
And if you have literally nothing to do on a Friday night with your friends, you can always go on a tour of some of our haunted locales, graveyards, abandoned buildings, creepy forests, you name it. So with that background established, let's cut back to tonight. Did you, um... When you were in college and stuff like that, did you ever do...
Cause like I would go to like abandoned buildings and like there were a bunch of after parties on like spooky, you know, in the woods and stuff like that. Did you do anything like that?
No, it was more like when I was in middle school.
middle school things we didn't really have much to do so then you just wait for your like if you're at your buddy's house for their parents to go to sleep and you get like walk out into like the the country or whatever you know i mean yeah yeah do that kind of thing oh we're gonna go out to the river uh it's gonna be spooky yeah yeah i told you kayla and i met ghost hunting right yeah i didn't it's a magical lovely tale very romantic sarcasm with that very romantic uh and i would love to hear it again
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Chapter 5: What unsettling discoveries are made at the Ronald McDonald House?
That was better. Chinese finger trap. You're just constantly on. It's like the little chatter teeth that's just going around like... It's true.
People get stuck in it.
People get stuck in it.
I'm like, you got to squeeze and push if you want to get out of this. What was the dragon's name in Mulan? That's what they called me. I do an Eddie Murphy impression, but I can't anymore. Wasn't it Mooshu? I forgot they called it Mooshu.
God.
Yeah, it was Mooshu. God damn. I forgot Disney was holding back. They're like, yeah, it's about a Chinese girl. Yeah, the drag's called Mooshu. We're going to call her sweet and sour, but we decided against it. God damn. Holy hell. We should call the little dragon General Chao.
The chatter teeth. Oh, gosh.
We should restart this paragraph because I'm lost.
Well, I ended the paragraph. You said, will you please grace us with your presence tonight? So that's a new paragraph. Oh, okay. All right. Okay, we're good. Surprisingly, the planchette started moving. It's hard to explain, but you kind of know when something is moving on its own versus you sort of subtly and subconsciously moving it with your hand to force an answer. This felt real.
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Chapter 6: What is the significance of the Ronald McDonald House in the story?
disappointing, but I had an idea I wanted to follow up with. I turned to my friend Kevin and asked him, You want to try doing it solo? It worked for me. Kevin was confused, but he decided to give it a try. We all backed up to give him some space with the Ouija board. He placed his hand on the planchette and repeated my question. Where are you from?
His expression changed to shock as his hands started moving with the planchette. He turned to all of us and mouthed, I'm not doing this. To which I excitedly mouthed back, Well, Pulled out a notepad and recorded the answer as the plan chat went from letter to letter. It recorded the following. Not important. Love it. A spirit with some sass. I asked Kevin about, yeah, I'll also say this.
A lot of the times we get annoyed by like casual language and stuff like that in the story because it comes out of nowhere or is it, or it isn't fitting. This is like a group of friends in high school or whatever going out with a Ouija board. So like the vernacular feels fitting, you know, they're also idiots.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's just them being dumb and like, oh, play with the Ouija board.
Also, the idea that this thing is actually moving, okay? This thing's actually moving and it's just like, okay, a ghost with some sass. God, this is a guy that is like, he's going to be flying around the room later with like a noose around his neck or something like that. It's like the perfect juxtaposition.
Oh my God, this guy has some sass and then later his dead corpse is going to be flying around the room.
Oh!
Exactly. He shouldn't have offered him chocolate. Drop the chocolate bar. It'll break the spirit's power.
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Chapter 7: How does the story incorporate elements of horror and suspense?
That's kind of a bit awkward. He's going to be like the guy at the end of Hereditary where he's in the treehouse just like getting possessed and there's headless bodies everywhere.
He looks around, everyone's headless and naked, like bowing. That trumpet music.
Huh. That's a little peculiar. Don't you think, Eleonora? And she's just like, she's skinned alive, like crucified on the wall.
That's a little weird, don't you think? What you doing up there?
You guys are playing a joke on me. His buddy, he looks to his buddy. He's like his mouse in a scream and his head spinning.
And he was like, that's a cool trick.
The ghost teacher that I love the idea to have this happen to you. You run outside, get on your motorcycle and immediately crash.
Just like all of it is from one camera angle of me slowly going down the ladder, getting on the bike, can't start it, tries to roll it, crashes.
Well, see, it was actually so slow because I had to do a rolling start. Yeah, I had to do a rolling start.
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Chapter 8: What shocking twist occurs at the end of the Ronald McDonald House story?
Huh?
Yeah.
Huh.
I got, I got a lot. It's almost, it's kind of campy, like being confronted with a real whore with such casualness to it.
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