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Dan Does Footy

The Egging Renaissance

01 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

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I don't know the words I can say to you. I love you. Thank you for everything you've done for us. That bad man who led us down a dark path. We have never been more in the light. Can you pinpoint something? Crips. Crips. Huge. Doesn't one more time. Superstar of our game. Sticking down. Sticking down. Welcome back, you rats, you filthy, dirty rats on this Overreaction Monday. I hope you're well.

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Thanks for joining in and doing footy with us wherever you are and however you are listening around the world. I mean, there's only kind of one way to listen is through a podcast or on YouTube, so shout out to those two ways. But thanks for doing it with us. We appreciate it. Now, one of us is severely hurt. Try and guess who it is. This is me, Joe. And this is me. Wow. That is...

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The equivalent of... I can do better than that. That's like... That's like Bond getting to a doggies game on the weekend saying, Bevo, I've lost my ability to kick on my left. That's all you want to do, just run around for a bit.

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99.731 - 109.786 Dan

It chimes in and out of being good. So, oh, now it's good. Run us through how you've lost that. Absolutely no idea. I think it might have something to do with the ear infection. I bet you're concentrating how to speak.

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Yeah.

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So you just lost your voice. I couldn't talk. Like Saturday night, I sort of, or Saturday during the day, I sort of like started to lose it. Pushed through the barrier and then had a couple of beers at the riser.

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So brave.

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And then it just completely was gone. And I was having the shittest conversations with people because I could not give anything.

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No, we can't. And you're trying to save your voice for the pod today.

Chapter 2: How did Joey lose his voice and what was the cause?

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No. Okay. That's great. Well, thanks for pushing on. We're all about determination and grit here. That's what we, that's the foundations of this podcast. Yep. And you are living those values through and through. So, yeah, I was going to say, feel free to not talk when you need to, but you definitely need to talk. You are going to Turkey to fix that voice though. Yeah, and my hairline.

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Joey's going to Turkey. And my broken nose. Joey's getting a BBL and fixing his hairline. He's also going to fix his voice when he goes to Turkey on Tuesday. So shout out to BBL Joe.

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I'll be back. How long are you going for again? Three weeks. Three weeks. So we'll have some rats that will cover your place. Obviously, we've got Doc. He's a rat. Xander, a rat. We've got Ash there. A few of the boys jump on behind the mic while you do get your BBL and recover. But you'll be back, which will be good. So let's make your next two with your voice real good.

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I will be chiming in on Wednesdays. Yes, that's it. You'll be flying in. Well, not flying in, but tuning in from Turkey. Bye-bye. It's a long way to fly in and fly out. Let's get into some news. What a round of football. I actually didn't really expect much from this round of football, but then you look at it and go, did we have banger after banger after banger?

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And some of these guys, I mean, Sydney, Richmond, they can sleep in that game. But what a great round of football.

215.625 - 217.107 Dan

Complete chaos from start to finish.

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Round for the believers, I reckon, and for the doubters.

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Yep.

Chapter 3: What are the highlights from the weekend's footy matches?

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Just pulling moves. Players on and off, pointing out there. He looks so passionate too. He's like- The first time- In 11 years that he was the coach, he's down there on the sidelines in the trenches of them going, yeah, love this shit. He had a laptop like bossy as well. Crazy. Just unbelievable. I love it so much. Love it so much.

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And then also just a little sweet on that, a draftee called Aki Butler. So this story came out the weekend. I think he's going to be a gun, like top five in the hitting zone for where Essendon are going to go in the draft and get some young gun. We think Harry Van Halen's what they want. Probably get him with how everyone's going to bid. But there's also a guy called Aki Butler.

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Aki Butler, massive Essendon fan. Loves the football club. He's 18 years old. He wants to get there. Put a post up last week with everything going on with Hurd saying, bring him home.

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Really? Bring him home. Wow. Draft me and bring him. And then we're set. We're going to save this club. Aki Butler's immediately. Anytime you do anything like that, as you know, here in this program, you become our favorite player immediately. Absolutely. So I'm all about Aki Butler. So Van Hutton, Butler, and Hurd are going to be in the next big three. Yep.

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And this next guy, Lockie Doverson, if you can see the trade out there. Is this not the greatest story of all time? So it's just the fits. We thought that boom lift for the Hawks was the funniest story to come out of the season. When Dilmore throws his head back, Mitch Cleary go, oh, this guy's done drugs or something like that. Nah, just wrote a boom lift.

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When Lockie Doverston, it came out on Friday night at halftime. had been done for egging in his buy on his birthday. And then I think he said it had nothing to do with it. And then his photo gets out with Lockie Doveston in a car, seatbelt on, egg in his hand. Caught egg-handed. Any time you get caught egg-handed with a seatbelt on...

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You're guilty immediately. I love it so much. The best thing about this is it was just at a, like a frozen yogurt shop, like out at, where was it? Near Boronia or something.

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I heard something as well, which could be totally wrong. I think he was expelled from the high school for egging as well. This guy just loves egging. And if you're a football club, you go, you know what, what's the worst scandal, the best worst scandal that can come out about any player ever about us?

Chapter 4: What are the implications of Carlton's recent performance?

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What could be the one of those stories where you go, that's something, but also it's hilariously not something. Egging. Egging's fine. Egging's right up there. I encourage it. I reckon more players should do it. Bring egging back. I didn't realise we were still egging. Yeah, bring it all the way back.

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It's expensive to have it too. Egging's so good.

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Well, eggs, their prices are through the roof at the moment. The fact is just, think about a professional sporting person is out here egging. When was the last time you went egging?

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Oh, mate. Years. Decades. I used to do it. We used to live in an apartment in Burley with my dad. And he used to come home from the pub a bit. And then we used to just egg people as they walked past. It was so rude.

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We used to piss ourselves. So disrespectful. I haven't egged in ages. What else are you going to give these mates to? Ding dong dash?

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I've heard a bit of stuff. There's a lot of rumors circulating after the egg story came out. Yeah, I think Lucky Dove said he's his own man. But also the best part about this is that there was a rat that gave me the intel on Friday morning. Oh, Thursday night, actually, the second this happened. Because it was his mates.

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I'm not going to name this guy, but it was his mate's sisters or something that got egged by him. And they missed him. They were at a yogurt shop and they tried to egg him in there and they missed.

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Dad, look at that photo, man. He's got one egg in his hand, just keeping it warm for his mates. It looks so serious. That's a guy who does it for the love of the game. I can't believe it. If they're not calling him- Why would they take a photo of him doing that? It's so incriminating. If they're not calling him Yoke, like Egg Boy, something to do with eggs, they've got to get on with that.

676.022 - 679.827 Joey

That looks like some surveillance sort of camera that's taken that, like from the inside of the car.

Chapter 5: What are the implications of winning 11 games in a row?

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You proved everyone, oh, we can just win this thing so easily.

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It doesn't matter. It is a massive feat to be able to win 11 in a row. Is it scary times though? Because Adelaide started so hot last year, won the minor premiership and then went out in straight sets. Are they going to be too burnt out towards the end of the season? I mean, if you get burnt out from winning, that's a good problem to have. How is that a good point?

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But what if they go 20-3 for the season or whatever it is?

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Yeah, what if they do like when you win the Patriots and win 17-1?

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Chapter 6: How do injuries impact the team's performance?

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They could just keep it going. When you're good, you're just good forever.

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Yeah, you win them all and then lose in the Super Bowl like the Patriots.

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They're just, is it the greatest free mail side of all time?

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100%. Yeah, I reckon it is. They literally have stars on every line.

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It's just, I mean, the only question they'd have is who's playing us in the grand final.

2750.555 - 2754.841 Joey

You actually can't tip against them. I've not tipped against Fro at all this year.

Chapter 7: What strategies do teams use to regain momentum?

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Now you can't. Now you go up there and beat Brisbane. You can't actually go against them. They're winning in every way. They're not just dominating Optus. They're winning everywhere.

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Their fault was they were only winning close games towards the end of the fourth. Freo fans were relentlessly shitting themselves. But now you saw them. They put Brisbane to the sword early.

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Chapter 8: Why is the coaching situation critical for team success?

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They were up by 40 points in the third quarter.

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Well, that's why Freer fans are still on edge because they should have put him to the sword, but then they let him in and there was about five minutes there towards the end of the game where Freer fans went, no way, this isn't happening. But I think they've always been and they always will be a team who just puts the foot off the gas and don't need to be a team that puts you to the sword.

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Like you don't need to put a team to the sword. Unless you're Sydney.

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2793.59 - 2798.495 Joey

The only team that's beaten them was Geelong in that first week and they should have won that game too. They came out strong.

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They were up by like 30 odd at GMHBA. Yeah, that's probably why. Rio fans are shitting themselves because they have seen it happen and it's the first round.

2808.253 - 2817.888 Joey

I do think that that game was probably a good thing for them to happen. Like first week and then since then they've obviously won 11 in a row. They should be 12-0.

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You have never won a flag. So you've never been in the spot before. If you have to now get excited about this thing happening, Because it's just so, you're so close to it being that you have everything you need. The way they move the ball against the lines here was just, they've been doing it all year. They're so quick. They're so clean.

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And every time it goes in their forward line, someone just hits the goal. You don't see it just coming straight out. You know why? Because Josh Tray is an absolute psychopath. When he's even said he's crazy, when he crosses that white line, he turns into a different character. The way he tackles and chases, just crazy. Pops the ball when he marks it. Then you have Paddy Voss.

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