You Haven't Seen Sh*t Yet
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What is the opening banter and why do the hosts claim they haven’t practiced?
Should we just preface everyone that we haven't practiced at all? No, we have. Watch this, ready? No, we haven't. A one. A two. A one. One, two, three, four, two. So then I was going crazy Just having one of those days, yeah. Didn't know what to do Then there was you And everything went from wrong to right And the stars came out filled up the sky The music you were playing really blew my load It was love At first sight, baby went I heard you for the first time. I knew we were meant to be as Wor Two. Welcome! Grand final Wild Wednesday. Grand final Sunday. Let's go to football. Come on, footer! Sorry, LC. Sorry if I'm waking up early. Sorry if you're trying to go to bed. Like sleeping! Yeah, I haven't slept on the brown low or no.
Joy. Joey's come straight from the brown low, hasn't slept. Okay. It is all happening on this exciting Wednesday morning, afternoon, Thursday morning, whenever you are listening to us and have listened to us. We are. We are pumped. We're up and about What about well Ash ash I know it's Wednesday, but just saying if that was to do it today, it could be Thursday. I think
you said Wednesday night because everyone listens to us when they go to bed.
Yeah, what a horrible way to get out of here. That would have woken them up. That would is not what you need with your ears. Sleeping. Yeah, Ziggy got another mention four in a row. We've mentioned him four times. He's messaged me as well. Really? He goes, not a mention. Ziggy. Welcome. But uh all happening. What exciting week. You can feel the buzz in town, can't you? Yeah. Garby. We've been at a uh don't need to mention your friends. We've been at a lot of just vibe events. We've just come from one, a fresh one with the uh the big dog. Yeah. Andrew Dials. Um being there. A lot happening in the city. You can feel that Melbourne is coming live. Well. I've seen Freer fans roll into town. Yeah. I've seen them drive from Freer right now.
Mm- I saw the Warfie wagon. Cross the Nullabore? Mm-hmm. All the way through as you say. The Warfie wagon top and about that one guy who looks like Alex Pierce. He's got the Warfie wagon going, they're finding ways to get out there. Who? Was that not Alex Pierce? No, that's not him. Well Alex Pierce is not driving the Warfie wagon. I saw Reese Palmer. Yeah. He's got the Docker the Docker Fokker. The private jet?
I love Reece Park. He goes, hey, don't worry about tickets. We'll sort them out when we get there.
Yeah, guys, you pay me to come on a plane, I'll definitely get you a ticket. No one's getting stitched up here. Which is great. So they're finding any way they can to get here. We know that the uh airlines are Xy. If you are with uh Jet Star, sorry about it. Yeah, fuck that. Fuck them. Sorry about it. But you gotta do what you're gonna do sometimes. You know what? Shittiest plane ever. I would be closing my eyes and pretending that I'm on a different aircraft. It's like when you're in an M R I machine. Mm. Yeah, they're not good for you as well. But Grand, we're so pumped, Grand Final Week, where it's an absolute pleasure to be On this way, been a long time coming. Yeah. G season's gone for a long time. And here we are finally.
Sorry, Hash?
What's up?
Uh don't want to talk about that. Believe that. That's fine. That's fine. We actually never a Queensland jersey
instead of a Brisbane Lions jersey?
So the Guernsey here in the set. We don't have a Lions Guernsey that's been given to us. We have a Queensland Maroons. And guess what? We don't want to pay for it. But big, big week. Uh lots happening. It's not important, mate. It's not important. They're the only team that has refused to give us a Guernsey. And that's fun, that's their own personal preference. I'm gonna bone to pick with their media manager, but I'll talk about it with right now. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I'm not gonna pick nah I'm not picking that fight right now. It's not the week. When they get through this week, then I'll pick the fight. But now's not the time for that. Live show still going, uh tickets still available. 4,000 people now are coming to live show tomorrow.
That's too many court uh is all going down.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening banter and why do the hosts claim they haven’t practiced?
0:00–6:26
2
How do the hosts break down the Brownlow voting controversy and Marcus Bonapelli’s snub?
6:26–13:23
3
Why do the hosts argue that the Brownlow award has lost its prestige?
13:23–21:43
4
What are the grand‑final predictions for the Lions vs. Freo matchup?
21:43–28:57
5
How is “Wolfie Time” being re‑introduced for grand‑final day and what does it mean for fans?
28:57–36:17
6
What betting opportunities and SportsBet feeds are the hosts promoting for the grand final weekend?
36:17–43:24
7
How do the hosts discuss potential coaching carousel moves and player trades ahead of the finals?
43:24–51:34
8
What final thoughts do the hosts share about the upcoming grand final and their predictions?
51:34–1:00:34