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Detox Retox with Tom Schwartz

Situationships, Spotlight, and Side-Eye with Sydney Kane

11 Feb 2026

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

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It's now time for your weekly re-talks with Tom Schwartz.

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8.388 - 27.226 Sydney Kane

Gang, what is up today on the show? The lovely Sydney Cain. She's an NYC-based actor, singer, comedian, writer, but she has a show coming up in LA. It's called Wife Material. I'm going. February 16th. She's got something special cooking.

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I'm a straight passing by No one ever thinks I'm into girls. Only guys.

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40.862 - 70.028 Sydney Kane

Yes. I am going to go sit down with her while I was supposed to sit down with her at the iconic... Belmont in West Hollywood. It is a landmark, historic location. If you've ever watched Vanderpump Rules, you know it. Even if you don't know it, we've filmed there so many times, so many momentous occasions. How about a little foreword from the legend, executive producer, 32 Flavors, Alex Baskin.

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He's created some of your favorite shows, VPR, The Valley, The Valley Persian Style, Housewives OC. He's an OG. Without further ado, a little foreword about the Belmont from Alex Baskin.

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Few places in the history and the lore of Vanderpump Rules loom quite as large as the Belmont. Probably the second most important and consequential location to Sur itself. And I say that with apologies, not just to Tom Tom, but to the dearly departed Schwartz and Sandys. RIP Schwartz and Sandys. the group of friends that was at the center of Vanderpump Rules would get together frequently.

114.396 - 141.52 Alex Baskin

And I spent many occasions with them there, especially during the development of the series. We had countless brunches there where the show really came to life. And then during the show itself, Tom Schwartz and I would get together at the Belmont to catch up and check in and it was also where he made his ultimately very compelling pitch to be a part of the show.

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He wasn't sure that he wanted to be in the show in the first place because he was an aspiring actor and the show wasn't sure that he made sense as a primary cast member because he didn't work at SUR, which was a prerequisite for being a part of the show. So Tom presented me with a list of pros and cons for his participation in the show.

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And the pros were about his glowing personality and his centrality in the lives of all of the cast members. And the cons had one, which was He didn't work at Sur. Ultimately, he tried working at Pump. That didn't work out, but we love Tom and are thrilled that he became a part of the Vanderpump Rules family, which he already was from the outside.

Chapter 2: What is 'Wife Material' and what inspired it?

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Silver lining playbook. This is our silver lining playbook today.

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Yes.

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We're keeping it positive.

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You are Bradley and I'm Jennifer.

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We already set our intentions.

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We did set our intentions today. We're actually going to Tom is going to accomplish all of his goals today on the podcast.

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You said he was nice enough to come straight from rehearsals for her show, which we're going to get into later. But first, I just want to check in. How are you?

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How am I?

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I wrote some stuff down, but we're just riffing now.

Chapter 3: How does Sydney Kane feel about her upcoming show?

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We're right next to Tom Tom, by the way. I love Sur. Love Sur. Shout out to Go Cheese Balls.

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Shout out to Go Cheese Balls.

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566.575 - 578.092 Sydney Kane

RIP Schwartz and Sandy's we would go there but you would also go to the Belmont okay I used my first apartment in LA was like maybe .4 miles away so we would walk there every Sunday where did you live?

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578.112 - 593.534 Sydney Kane

right over in West Hollywood just south of Melrose on Kings Road I live with Tom and Jax and Kristen who are all OGs on the show yeah and we used to walk to the Belmont every Sunday sing karaoke and it's just okay wait wait wait go to karaoke song okay lately?

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yeah well no back then and now

595.685 - 601.239 Sydney Kane

Um, lately it's been like a little Johnny Cash.

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Like that?

602.442 - 607.395 Sydney Kane

I like a little Johnny Cash. I used to do the four non-blondes, but now everyone's doing it.

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Oh, really?

Chapter 4: What are the themes explored in Sydney's musical comedy?

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Can I do another Paloma? Can I order another Paloma? Thank you.

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So this is a retox episode.

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Oh, we're drinking today. Okay. Not crazy. No, it's fine. But wait. Okay. Going back, you just got back from rehearsals, which I'm so grateful that you came all the way from the West Side. That's a big deal.

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Oh, no. I'm in West Hollywood. Oh, I thought the show was in Santa Monica. Oh, no. The Hudson's on Santa Monica Boulevard.

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Oh, it is?

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Yes, it's in Hollywood. Don't worry. You won't have to go to the West Side. I don't make you do that.

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I was so scared.

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No, never.

1517.279 - 1518.74 Sydney Kane

Okay, you scared the shit out of me.

Chapter 5: What insights does Sydney share about her dating experiences?

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Okay, I'll talk to Kiana and see if she'll... I would do it. She said she's the best psychic in the world.

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Oh my God.

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2769.243 - 2777.64 Sydney Kane

And she's not woo-woo per se. Woo-woo's not a bad word on my show. We do a lot of woo-woo. Like I had a pet psychic on like three episodes ago.

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I love that stuff.

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2779.063 - 2780.325 Sydney Kane

He's amazing.

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I subscribe to goop.com. I can't afford anything on there, but like, I am like, no, no, no, no, no, no. I am like all about that shit.

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I order goop all the time. Oh my God.

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Goop kitchen.

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Yes.

Chapter 6: How does Sydney describe her relationship with her girlfriend?

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Yeah.

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2850.682 - 2853.108 Sydney Kane

I love health. I love health.

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I'm in L.A. I love health.

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Wait, can I go back to music?

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No.

2858.622 - 2869.636 Sydney Kane

I need to know your musical influences. Wait, wait. Oh, my God. What was the last song that made you cry, if you can think of it? Whoa. Or album that you just like.

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Oh, the last song that made me cry? Well, okay. Oh, my God. Let me plug this, actually. Well, one, Charlie XCX is one of the best artists of our time. Well, Wicked. Oh, God. Don't make me say this.

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I love Brat.

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I love Bratz. I've gone as her for Halloween every single year. I've been on it for two years in a row because people say I look like her if I do the shades or whatever.

Chapter 7: What advice does Sydney give about navigating love and relationships?

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girl.

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2905.18 - 2905.42 Sydney Kane

Sorry.

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No, why? No, please. Um, but, uh, sorry, but her, the Wuthering Heights, the songs that she has released from Wuthering Heights, there's a song called wall of wall of sound. It's one of the most beautiful songs I've ever heard. And it's so like, I really just like relate to it because there's just like this looping aspect to it. And I'm very like, Oh, I do this when I fall in love with people.

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Like I'm like, Oh my God, like all these things, like I can't break out of it. Like it's so good that, and then there's this other girl. Do you know who Jesse Murph is? She is popular, but Elton John just had her on his thing or whatever. He's obsessed with her. Her album, she's amazing. She sounds like Amy Winehouse, Willie Nelson, and I don't know. And then Jessie Murph, who she is as a person.

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Her voice is so distinct. But these songs, she kind of like raps. Yeah. She's from Alabama, I think. Her songs are incredible. And she has this one song called Heroin.

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Heroin.

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And also a certain kind of love. Those songs make me cry.

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Okay, that's beautiful.

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Listen to them.

Chapter 8: What is the significance of Sydney's upcoming show?

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I love Maroon. Oh my God, Tom. Oh my God.

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Kiana taught me that. That's my girlfriend. And it's like I cry every time I hear that song.

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Why?

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2982.94 - 2988.228 Sydney Kane

It just reminds me of her. And also it's like such a romantic song. I could cry just thinking about it right now.

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What's your favorite lyric in the song? I love Maroon.

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Oh, when she talks about dancing with no shoes on in New York.

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Yeah.

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It makes me want to like go fall in love in New York all over again.

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Oh, my God.

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