Dis Dat with My Cousin Vlad

Episode 289: Doomscrolling in the Duplex

07 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad moves into the duplex, doom scrolls the demons of the culture, talks about false prophets, Peruvians and the most annoying wog stereotype. DNA D...

Episode 288: The Birth of a Son

30 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad reveals some beautiful news, relives the operating theatre, talks about nosy people asking questions, some favourite music & how women can he...

Episode 287: Your Mrs....The Catastropha!

23 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad rants on the busiest period of his life, dealing with tunnel visioned wogs, deep insecurity, dating in Sydney in 2026, cancelling a show and how ...

Episode 286: Bitten by a Snake 🐍

16 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad rambles about giving out free stuff, Wogs and how they treat threats, how Aussies love a venomous animal, keeping kids at home until they are soc...

Episode 285: Make Your Grandparents Proud

11 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad spirals about politics, being a part of a community, bringing his own equipment to a live show, making his grandfather proud & why our father...

Episode 284: The Arrogance of Europeans

03 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad lets loose on the loss of reality, reads a poem he found on Instagram, talks about getting over an Ex and getting back on the field, is Jim Carre...

Episode 283: Wog Strippers

23 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad goes cunty after eating a steak, talks about Bucks parties of the 2000s VS now, his first car, Wogs battling neighbours about 10mm of fence line ...

Episode 282: Scary Monsters

16 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad goes well down the rabbit hole into Conspiracy Land, gets his mind bent by the cock gobbling monsters of the underworld, prays that this is all a...

Episode 281: Wet'n'Wild WhatsApp

11 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad reads out about Persistence, gets his phone ransacked and audited by his Mrs while he is on a slide at Wet'n'Wild, talks to CK & AC...

Episode 280: Flicked in the Balls (Publicly)

03 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad gets flicked in the balls publicly, breaks down the various characters in a group of males, tries to help a 36 year old find a Mrs, predicts the ...

Episode 279: The Dream Li(f)e

28 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad snaps about protesting, rallies, Australia Day, living in a simulation, the life our great grandparents lived, following your dream vs the life y...

Episode 278: A Punch Up in a Bakery

19 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad rants about the delusional dedication and loyalty that men undertake in the growth and keeping of a Moustache, why women are less loyal than men,...

Episode 277: Sex Talk at a Funeral

12 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad lives in a dystopian reality of deception, gets told a lot of inappropriate info by his uncle at a funeral, losing trust in all people, how to op...

Episode 276: NYE Wog Beach Party

05 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad rants on regional racism, NYE Wog Charcoal Cookout, Aussies favourite 4WD, eating Cheezels, his favourite car ever & how much money is enough...

Episode 275: Life Lessons in 2025

01 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Happy New Year 🥳 to all, Vlad records from an Air BNB on holiday and rants on togetherness, eating animal organs, ADHD children, answering the hard...

Episode 275: 🎅🏼 The 2025 Christmas Special 🎄

22 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Merry Christmas ya lovely Vladiators! Vlad rants about Christmas, old times, arguing with the problematic family member, what to ask from Santa and wh...

Episode 273: Unplug Yourself

15 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad spits on the Bondi killers, rants on religious and political psychosis, gives tips on asking a woman on a date & travels back to meet Jesus t...

Episode 272: Total Spin Out

08 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad spins out in the opening Wogologue about descending into the dystopian future due to being bitchified by technology, accepting the robot takeover...

Episode 271: Living With Crocodiles 🐊

01 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad gets dragged in the swamps by the crocodiles, ponders whether to become one himself, searches for the reason to why people try to die at their bu...

Episode 270: The Can Do Man

25 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad CAN DO snaps about the general malaise of modern workers, the minimum work workforce, batting off a tradie to finish your job, dealing with nosy ...

Episode 269: Hand Crushing Uncles

17 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad rants on about reinvigorating ethnic festivals to inject some culture back into the husk of a city Sydney has become, getting his hand crushed by...

Episode 268: The Power of the V

11 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad rants about yelling at home, clean freak wogs, the power of the vadge VS the power of the D and having a conversation with my grandfather about t...

Episode 267: Laughing in Hell

03 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad goes through hell to grow (apparently), rants on the tests that are being thrown at him and the family, dropping friends in life, the carnivore p...

Episode 266: The Non Wog Wedding Experience

27 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad goes to a non-europeans wedding to discover some new trends, hits the Catholic Church for a psalm, watches 17 legos play the same beat until he g...

Episode 265: Cyclists & BBQ Chicken Pizzas

20 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad breaks down being on the verge of a breakdown, rips into Sydney Cyclists, makes some ripper pizzas on a rooftop & gets life advice off a hot ...

Episode 264: Just a Small Town Boy!

13 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad hits up a small town with the family to find some balance, does some victim flexing at a cafe, rants about Teddy Swims, gives Asians tips for sur...

Episode 263: God Proto Type

29 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad rants about lying, being a part of the Career Culture, the best 90s snacks, whether loyalty is dead & whether Chat GPT is the new God. DNA D...

Episode 262: Meet Me At The Crossroads

22 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad strips off the mask, rants on the dopamine addiction we all succumb to in order to continue the act, why gangas are a travesty, being responsible...

Episode 261: Charlie Kirk & The Influencer Morons

15 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad spins through the rabbit holes of modern day insanity, overwhelm and anxiety, murder, stress & counting your blessings. Chats about the murde...

Episode 260: Psycho Soup

08 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad sips on spicy Psycho Soup, rants on jealous parents, crazy entrepreneurs, why no one is normal and having a migraine at a BBQ DNA DISTILLERY (AW...

Episode 259: The Stages of Life

29 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad rambles about Purple Day, frauds that need God, being fooled and duped, Sydney mums that need new SUVS & trying to to die as you age. DNA DI...

Episode 258: The Chich Discount Code

18 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad slips and falls at the ice skating rink, gets berated for a Chich Discount by an unknown uncle, discusses days of our lives with the old grandmot...

Episode 257: Life's Little Instruction Book & The Statue of David

11 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad finds Life's Little Instruction Book and goes through 30 rules of life and comments on them, rants about Soccer Dads going over the top at t...

Episode 256: DO YOU HAVE THE PA$H?

05 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad snaps at the Snowy Mountains, spending a house to ski 4 days, being a dickhead in society, encouraging decent service culture, what is brotherhoo...

Episode 255: The Ultimate Guide to Character!

28 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad ponders about letting go and letting God, but realises he's a flawed heathen, rants on dating back in the day, the profile of a Nissan 200SX...

Episode 254: Hanging with the Boys in the 2000s!

21 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The opening Wogologue, Vlad rants on eating meat and being vegetarian, listening to professional Morons VS Doctors, being caught in a brawl with peopl...

Episode 253: I Am A Mush!

14 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad goes down rabbit holes about going out with the boys after 40, dealing with a nasty mother-in-law, building a duplex, having a big ego, pathologi...

Episode 252: Marriage Expert Aunties

07 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad rants about Americans being nicer than Australians, nagging marriage expert aunties, how to lose fat and be shredded, changing the dopamine hits ...

Episode 251: The American Balkan Dream Team (feat. Ryan Radusinovic, Vic G, Stanko Zovak & George Dulcich)

29 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad sits with the Balkan DreamTeam in Chicago at the tail end of the USA/Canada shows, talking about being stranded with an Electric Vehicle, the old...

Episode 250: Tales of New York & Canada

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad talks about being approached by a drug lord in Times Square, doing comedy in the Big Jabolko (Apple), driving to French country Montreal, being o...

Episode 249: What Genre of Person Are You?

16 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

London podcast from the pad! Vlad rants about being under stress and strain and how to work through it, meditation, playing a LGBT style club, running...

Episode 248: Kick Me In The Nuts/Guts

10 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad slams about picking the paint colour, getting kicked in the nuts by reality, dating an oompa loompa instead of Elle Macpherson, feeling like you&...

Episode 247: Nazi Wisdom

02 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad rants about going to the Monster Trucks with his son, eating shit food, why Wogs pay $$$ for weddings and Aussies don't, how wisdom is consi...

Episode 246: Chat V.L.A.D (The Definition of Love) 🤖❤️

26 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad realises he is AI and renames himself to 'ChatVLAD', discusses love in the deep analysis possible, rants about the UFONs (Unbalanced Fr...

Episode 245: Skulling Vodka From a Bottle

21 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad watches blokes in their 20s try to implode from alcohol at a Wedding, runs through the events of a modern wedding day, talks about how warm and c...

Episode 244: Flirting with the Mrs on Mothers Day

12 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad becomes a fat Italian mother on Mothers Day, watching his daughter witness the rules of retail, flirts with his Mrs in front of his In Laws, goes...

Episode 243: How To Be Happy 24/7

06 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad walks the path of happiness with the modern Misrealites through the opening Wogologue, talks about navigating contentious nosy people, his favour...

Episode 242: The Journey

30 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Everyone has a journey. After achieving a long term dream of filling The Enmore Theatre, Vlad takes you on his journey; covering the 2 decades of atte...

Episode 241: Climb the Anticlimax 📈📉

22 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad rants and unpacks the biggest show he's done thus far, having a problem with a crowd member, discussing the anticlimax of post show celebrat...

Episode 240: The Reptilian Mind

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad takes a long rabbit hole journey into the Mammal VS Reptilian brain, discusses the never-ending consumer lifestyle of our culture, snapping into ...

Episode 239: 🌏 World of Entertainment 📺

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vladistotle ventures down the path of why people Whinge for entertainment, Trump and his economic policies that none of you can affect, why people are...

(BONUS) Episode 238: Sooshi Mango!

03 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad sits with the biggest trio in Wog/Ethnic Comedy, the infamous Sooshi Mango! To talk about everything from wog disciplining, deodorant, raw onions...

Episode 237: Netflix & No Chill

31 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Wogologue enters many depths with Vlad ranting on over consumption, too many options and their effects, travelling back to 1998 to watch Titanic, ...

Episode 236: Karen, Do Better!

25 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad spits a verse about Karens coming out to voice their opinions, fake philanthropy, being tired on stage, battling mental obstacles & trying to...

Episode 235: Mario World Mindset

17 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vladistotle ponders the challenges of life and how you can navigate the mayhem, negative wog uncles, school in the 90s & buying all his cars and t...

Episode 234: Concrete Lions & Veggie Patches

11 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad lets loose on doing what you want while you're young, concrete lions and veggie patches in ethnic yards, old grandmothers that complained ab...

Episode 233: Sharty Meargold & AM Radio Listeners

03 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad rants about laying in a rock'n'roll backstage room, disorganised venues. Jesus being a rebel, racism amongst his own people, Marty Shea...

Episode 232: Try Not To Die

24 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

2025 National Tour (Life's A Joke) https://www.mycousinvlad.comVlad avoids death at a Triathlon, speaks of the stereotypes of people that do Tria...

Episode 231: Wog Trauma & Everything Else (with Anthony Salame)

17 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

2025 National Tour (Life's A Joke) https://www.mycousinvlad.comLegend comedian  & bro of Vlad, Anthony Salame joins Vlad in the studio to ra...

Episode 230: Dogs & Wogs (Dedicated To Joker 🐶)

10 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

2025 National Tour (Life's A Joke) https://www.mycousinvlad.comVlad loses his best dog friend, Joker, rants on arrogant ethnics, his Grandfather ...

Episode 229: The Rollercoaster of Life

03 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

2025 National Tour (Life's A Joke) https://www.mycousinvlad.comVlad spirals about being in a cult, leaving a legacy, the Ganga that got drilled b...

Episode 228: The Gold Coast Holiday (Part 1)

27 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Buy Tickets to the 2025 National Tour (Life's A Joke) https://www.mycousinvlad.comVlad takes on the Gold Coast, meets a Croatian butcher called I...

Episode 227: Mummy's Boys

13 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad rips in about the Lebos at the Australian Open, Gen Z Baggy Jeans, Failing at the wrong thing, why Wogs are such Mummy's Boys & not bein...

Episode 226: Wogs In Paradise 🏖️

07 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Buy Tickets to the 2025 National Tour (Life's A Joke) https://www.mycousinvlad.comVlad travels to a regional coastal Aussie town to find half of ...

Episode 225: 🎄The 2024 Christmas Special 🎅

23 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Buy Tickets to the 2025 National Tour (Life's A Joke) https://www.mycousinvlad.comHO HO HO! Vlad walks through Epiphanies, drunken family Christm...

Episode 224: Dimche's Cousin & Caravan Parks in the 90's

16 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Buy Tickets to the 2025 National Tour (Life's A Joke) https://www.mycousinvlad.comThis week Vlad has a rip into Aussies VS W#gs in conversation, ...

Episode 223: Move That Body

10 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad rants about Life's A Joke, the perfect weekend for Catastropha Vlad VS Conservative Vlad, being influenced in the corporate landscape and Wh...

Episode 222: Punching Cones & Strolling At Dusk

02 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad walks the Yarra River at dusk and realises something, rekindles an old memory about weed, answers questions about the new social media laws and s...

Episode 221: Walking on Fire

27 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad goes to New Jersey and walks on fire, gets his head done in hard by a security team, argues with his Mrs on a train, predicts the end of the woke...

Episode 220: New York State of Mind

23 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad flies to the home of Hip Hop, crack and hotdog stands, talks about the state of NYC, gets stoned by the weed in the air, travels to New Jersey fo...

Episode 219: Trump VS Coldplay

11 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad goes to the Coldplay concert with his Mrs and daughter, dances next to a Westpac employee, chimes in on the Trump Election Win, talks about getti...

Episode 218: Conservative Dad is Back! 🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒

04 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad busts into Conservative Dad mode, rules the roost on a boat on a Sunday, looks back at his early 30s and what went wrong or right, talks about pa...

Episode 217: VLADOMANIA #1 (Feat. Nick Capper & Fady Kassab)

28 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Introducing VLADOMANIA, a monthly Live Podcast featuring surprise comedians and guests on the panel with Vlad, taking live Questions from the audience...

Episode 216: Winning at Harvey Norman

21 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad visits the Winning Appliances showroom and meets a baker, a salesperson with a goatee and a smug pregnant woman, compares the upper class salespe...

Episode 215: A Visit to the Cardiologist

16 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad visits a cardiologist to check his heart, talks about the health fad insanity, dives deep into fear and power & closes with a long rabbit hol...

Episode 214: 90's Pizza Hut All-You-Can-Eat

09 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad spirals on the topic of habits and daily repetition, whether you have conscious choices or whether you are predetermined in life, talks about the...

Episode 213: Rack City 👃

30 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad rants on the demise of his city, Sydney. Watches Islanders pouring concrete, talks about how drugs have ruined culture, explains why Crown Sydney...

Episode 212: Green Haired Goblins (with NEEMA NAZ)

27 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad sits and talks to Persian/Canadian comedian Neema Naz in his house, covering stuff on the Woke psychos, imitating Gary Vee to blowing up across t...

Episode 211: Drowning In Front of a Crowd

23 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad nearly drowns in front of 1000 people at an Ironman event, advises smart young women about the snares of the Sydney Reno, talks about how content...

Episode 210: Life in a Simulation

16 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad rants about living in a simulation, making comedy with Sooshi Mango, what his favourite colognes and perfumes were in the 2000s, the evolution of...

Episode 209: Debauchery at a Wog Christening

09 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad licks a river and rants about life in 2013, his auntie being a professional photographer at his wedding, Wog women cleaning their houses, staying...

Episode 208: Rainbows & Hooligans

04 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad talks about Fathers Day, has a problem with Wear It Purple Day, discusses the rainbow agenda, how to have a happy life and happy wife, staying cl...

Episode 207: Vladthesaurus

26 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad rants on white Australian nurses, why he is not a fan of patriotic arguments of a country you don't live in, changing your life by seeing ho...

Episode 206: Life is for Living!

19 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Another challenging week with the death of Vlads auntie, Vlad rants on life, changing careers, little kids with bad attitudes, the mother-in-law movin...

Episode 205: To My Dear Grandmother

12 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Vlads tribute to his Grandmother that recently passed, talks about the beautiful days growing up with that generation of ethnic people, the lunches, t...

Episode 204: Sip On This Scotch

05 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad visits his daughters school and makes jokes in the classroom, debunks the wives tale that you can taste and smell fruit and nuts in whiskey, real...

Episode 203: The 2024 Trans Olympic Drag Race Games

29 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week Vlad rants on the Paris Olympic Games opening ceremony, unoriginal artists, outrage and its allure, how people need drama in their lives, in...

Episode 202: Attention Dickhead Disorder

19 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad rants on the Health Monitor madness, getting diagnosed with A.D.D by a professional, learning that everything is about sales and blessings in lif...

Episode 201: Assassination Station

16 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad rants about Donald Trump getting shot and divine intervention/chance, the funny guys he grew up with, his grandfathers lessons of life and the ar...

Episode 200: Interview with the Mrs Pty Ltd & the Vladiators!

07 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

200 EPISODES! Vlad celebrates and appreciates all the love and support. Finally an interview with the wife, the Mrs Pty Ltd. A great conversation towa...

Episode 199: Kentucky Fried Ethnic

01 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad rants about ADHD, not listening to self-development podcasts, driving and crying, time flying, where Wogs live these days, going into the future ...

Episode 198: Big Success Story

22 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad rambles about agents that need to quit,  success and what does that even mean, people that speak on their loud speakers in public, changing your...

Episode 197: Back In The VL Days

14 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week Vlad rants about being sick in high school, why guys just want a consistent partner for sex, having FOMO, chats to Tony Mootski about Smug H...

Episode 196: Talking with Tony Mootski

07 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad wants to Make America Great Again with his mate Donny Trump, speaks with a financial advisor, goes mental trying to put his kids to bed, talks to...

MDMA with Vlad - Ep 3 - "Throw Away Your F**king Phone" 📱 with John Anthony (Transcend)

05 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

MDMA #3  covers how to connect with your partner, using curiosity to grow, meta cognition to observe yourself, using emotions as data, how phones hav...

Episode 195: Smell The Flowers

01 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad chats about being so busy in the modern world, taking a second to smell the flowers, being 65 years old with bad knees in New Balance shoes, Glam...

Episode 194: The Walk of Fame/Shame

27 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad rants about trying to get into Sydneys best ever nightclub, smiling and being nice, hard times we currently live in, the hero's journey and ...

MDMA with Vlad - Ep 2 - "Finding Your Talent & Strength" with John Anthony (Transcend)

22 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome Vladiators! Welcome All! MDMA with My Cousin Vlad is a new segment on the podcast that stands for 'Modern Day Mind Advice' - in an e...

Episode 193: The Pee Pee Police 👮 👮‍♀️ 🚔

20 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Vlad incurs a meeting with the PP - Positive Police, has a BBQ with his family, remembers being subordinate to Muzzas, speaks on the phone with Tony M...

Episode 192: Branko Wants Asian Love

13 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week Vlad rants about Branko the old uncle that ends up looking for Asian Love in his 70s, teasing and getting teased fun the 90s, hamburger shop...