20 "Simple" Questions
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What is the Vitamin Water ad that opens the episode about?
This episode of Distractable is presented by Vitamin Water. Some drinks are fun. Some drinks are functional. But Vitamin Water said, why not both? The Elevate Blue Raspberry, actually
very good. As I'm getting older, I found that I'm a raspberry guy.
Yeah, they also have zero sugar rehydrate pineapple passion fruit. As I'm getting older, I'm finding I'm really a pineapple guy. I'm like Wade, but with apples. Grab a vitamin water today, copyright twenty twenty-five, Glasso. Vitamin water is a registered trademark of Glasso.
Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode. Bickering Bob, beloved of elongated animals, has his pals play time diluted, true or false. Wheeling Wade has an aneurysm over arseholes, and doesn't know his monsters, rights, dicks, or corsicans. Maidenly Mark is incensed by Apple's inefficiency, sings Beetlejuice, begets his ships, geometry, and corviday. From podcast affection to Brilliant braining. It's time for 20 simple questions. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello and welcome back to every giraffe's favorite podcast. That's right, you're listening to Distractable. I talked to him. You know, at the zoo you can go and you could pay five bucks, you could feed the giraffe. I did that, and I was like, hey, what's your favorite podcast? All five of them answered Distractable. Which means that basically every giraffe in the world probably listens, which I feel like is a pretty cool thing. We should get a plaque or something. Interesting fun fact aside, I'm your host. My name is Bob. I'm joined as always by my competitors for the day slash coasts when they can manage it.
How does Bob introduce the “20 Simple Questions” trivia game?
Mark and Wade. Say hi fellas. Hey, fellas. You know, for a second there, I thought you were starting like an ad read old style. I went to the zoo and talked to a giraffe. Buy a mattress. And then Mark released his trebuchet full of fast food orders. I expected the vine
reference where they're like snow they're like skiing or snowboarding or whatever, and the
guy just like flies in front of
I'm a giraffe! I'm a giraffe!
For everyone listening, we do want to get back to those and we've said it many times, but Weird that that came up, but you know how often do you get to talk to giraffes? If you've never seen the show before, I'm the host because I won the last one. The two guys are trying to win this one, that means they'll host the next one. Because I'm the host, I have a game. But that comes later, because traditionally we start by catching up with small talk. So yeah, how's it going, fellas? How you doing?
I've got some good things and I've got some annoyances. I've got some grievances to share. And some of you out there are the problem. All
right. Sounds like I'm not gonna get to my game idea again. I'm excited. Let's do another let's try let's do another whole episode where
all
we do is complain. Let's do it. Let's do
it. I spent the past week in Florida, and yesterday I was at the airport for like 11 hours because we had a weather flight delay, whatever. It was fine. Expected some really annoying Florida drivers and honestly didn't really get many of it. They were pretty okay. There's a lot of traffic, but like there wasn't a lot of like guy on his lawnmower upside down with a chainsaw causing traffic jams like I. Expected. But we got back to Cincinnati late last night, got on the highway, and immediately, immediately, I had that guy that wants to merge on the highway 30 miles under the speed limit. There's not that much traffic, but like also, this is still hard to do because you're going so slow. Did like did people not learn how to merge?
Okay, we get on the highway. We're driving a little bit further. I get over in the middle lane. Using my turn signal to go around slow person. Slow person decides with no turn signal, you know where I should be? The middle lane! And just cuts me off again. Not speeding up. They just decided that's the lane they belonged in now. So I feel something in my neck, probably an important artery, explode. Uh, and I get over with my turn signal to go around again.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the Vitamin Water ad that opens the episode about?
0:00–1:50
2
How does Bob introduce the “20 Simple Questions” trivia game?
1:50–5:53
3
What true‑or‑false trivia questions are asked in the first round?
5:53–8:41
4
How does the group react to the traffic‑related rant about merging and turn signals?
8:41–22:39
5
Why does Mark get upset about Apple’s invoicing and how does the discussion unfold?
22:39–45:58